THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Meet Kelly Burnett, The sausage wallet of Benton, Arkansas. She will fck anybody, she even got fired for fucking inmates at the Saline County Jail. Classy Right? Nope! No respect for herself or her son, who isn’t even 2 yet. Great Parenting!! She’s so low that she sleeps with random guys when she’s feeling down or depressed, which must be often. She likes to run her mouth and threaten to “get ghetto” lmao on people but then is too much of a coward to do anything. She also claims to be deathly ill, but that’s just part of her Munchausen syndrome, which basically is a fake illness where a person repeatedly acts like they have a disorder. The perfect kind of thing for an attention whore like her. Ms. Warrants clerk is also very easy! She will send you dirty pics after talking for only one day. So guys, no effort needed on this one. Omg I almost forgot, she has CANKLES!! Watch out for those things! And she wears belts every day to hide her nasty stretch mark, loose skin pot belly, I guess that’s where she got the nickname KellyBelly. Haha You can find this nasty slut on the weekends at Denton’s or Gino’s dancing horribly all over every guy. She sure as hell isn’t that “good girl” she claims to be. She’s a disgusting whorebag with a fake personality, you can’t get much worse than that.
I’m surprised you didn’t mention the inner knees or butt flap.- nik