THE DIRTY ARMY: Don’t let this girl fool you. She comes off sweet, innocent and friendly. But reality is a bitch: this girl can’t count how many people she’s slept with. She gets shitfaced wasted ALL THE TIME and will lay down with whoever very easily. Ladies if she’s drunk enough you can get a piece of her too. She constantly talks shit about her “best friends.” She’ll do whatever you ask of her. I recall a story of her sleeping with more than one guy in a night. She’s cheated on almost every boyfriend. She has little respect for herself or her surroundings. This girl is nasty. Absolutely nasty. Any reason to dress and act like a total whore and piece of trash, she takes it. She has a hard time keeping her tongue in her mouth. BEWARE!! The friends she runs around with are no better than her; if not WORSE. I’m shocked they haven’t made the site. BEWARE OF THIS GIRL!! Behind that sweet face is a devil whore.

I love how serious she is with her forgy friend in the background.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, Staff, and posters (its a little long, but please read it Nik).

I decided to write this to you nik – whether you post it or not – i hope it gets to you and you read it. I just would like to say a big Thank You for making me laugh, putting a smile on my face and being my escape from reality as of late. Its been sort of a rough year for me. I lost my Fiance not too long ago, and i have to state the obvious – its not an easy thing to go through. Thank goodness i have friends, family and MYSELF ( yes, i ,like to thank myself every now and then. afterall, i would be nowhere and nothing if it wasnt for my perserverance and resilience) but i would also like to thank YOU, Nik!

Although you sometimes get negative press and negative things said about you, and thedirty.com – i for one – have got nothing but positive from this site. I cannot tell you how hard ive laughed these few days reading back on BOMBAS posts and literally cracking up. not so much from her photoshop skills and her constant cursing ( i actually quite like Bomba, she seems harmless and cute.. just a tad immature to me. so what, we all were once upon a time) but its the DIRTY ARMYS posts and comments that were superb, witty and just all around hilarious. Especially the grammar and spelling fights. those are classic and never get old!

As much as i sometimes think you are too hard on us girls.. none of us are perfect. even the ones who get 10 surgeries due to your critiques of them.. they usually end up looking the same. and not in a good way. most end up looking much better in their before pictures than in the final product. but i see what your trying to do. and as harsh as you are, theres a touch of love and honesty in all that you say. Its up to us to take it how we want, and live up to whatever standards we personally hold for ourselves. I never understood why people blame you for any of their shortcomings or their own self loathing. Dont shoot the messenger, I say!

I myself believe i need a pair of +2s, and a nose job perhaps. but then again my Fiance loved my nose as it is.. so maybe i will keep it.. he loved me for all of me. Either way, the +2s are gonna have to wait.. not financially ready. Maybe once i do, ill give myself a self post on thedirty! HA, just kiddddding. Id rather hide in the shadows and just laugh at the witty comments from the Dirty Army directed at others.

Anyhoo, just wanted to really say Thank You, Nik. I see who and how you really are – anyone who takes the time to actually look a little deeper and read into your comments and your purpose of this site would realize that! Much love to you, the beautiful Mrs.Shayne and the ever adorable Baby Press.

No thank you and buy my book already.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, love what you do chief, legendary stuff. I am a daily follower, love lurching on other peoples problems. In case you didnt watch that Pacers thumping on the Big One, you may have not seen Roy Hibberts post game news conference with Paul George and NBA media. He was talking about having George’s back, etc etc…. and he followed it with a “No Homo” in which he and PG both laughed. I assume they are daily followers as well. Anyways, thought I would share, and I much appreciate the ITG movement that is becoming a world wide phenomenon!! Love the site man, good day!  Who do you think wins game 7?

I want Indiana to win SO BAD!- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am DA strong and am on your website everyday. I love your honesty and your comments make me laugh out loud daily. I am 24 working in the entertainment industry across Canada and am ready for my +2′s! I need to know if Canada has any surgeons that are really qualified for the perfect pair! I have seen way to many botched jobs that have scared me from getting implants, but I believe there is still hope! Please help me! A refund gap is the last thing I ever want!

Anybody know a good Doc in Toronto?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! Big big fan, thanks for inspiring me to hit the gym and get back my ITG in time for summer. So I notice that 90% of the loser girls posted all claim to be “models”–obviously they’re not (too fat, too ugly, too short, the list is endless) and I can’t help but wonder why they all choose that as their faux profession? Living in NYC, I know plenty of models and very few are legitimately pretty in person and their life is impoverished and exhausting. More importantly, I know even fewer guys who really REALLY want to date models. In my experience, the vast majority of dudes would rather chat up, say, a girl in medical school or a writer, than a model (either a real one or a pretend one). It makes me sad that being a model is as big as these loser girls can dream. If you’re going to have a fake persona, why not make it something more interesting or at least semi believable? Why invite so much physical criticism? Loser girls, please, say you own a seahorse breeding farm. Say you style Revolutionary War-era wigs for reenactments. SOMETHING besides a run-of-the-mill “model.” And PS ladies, no actual fashion model has +2s. Like NONE. So here’s my question for you Nik (and anyone who wants to weigh in): on the scale of most to least interesting, where does being a model actually fall? If you were single and chatting with a girl at a bar, what profession perks your ears up? Or in the end is it really all about how a dude can describe a girl to his friends aka “Dude, she’s a MODEL!”?

Everyone is a model, that is why the internet was invented.- nik