THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Tabitha-Pearl, as you may already know because this broad has been on here COUNTLESS times. Her dirty escort mother just bought her a white 300 that she got painted pink and drives around langley in like she’s royalty, while her dirty escort mother still enables her to be a spoiled little b*tch and act like she’s 12, throwing temper tantrums if she doesn’t get her way with mommy. It’s really sad because this girl went from being a pageant star when she was younger, to this. THIS IS WHAT BEAUTY PAGEANTS DO TO KIDS. THEY TURN THEM INTO STRIPPERS AND ESCORTS. As far as I know Tabitha’s just a gold digger, but her mom is a filthy escort with +2′s exactly like Tabitha’s. I’ve been trying to get a hold of pictures of her mother but I can’t seem to find any other than the ones in her escort ads that don’t show her face. The fruit doesn’t fall far from the tree. Tabitha’s even worse! She brags about everything she has that’s actually bought with DIRTY money. Hair extensions, clothes, fake nails, fake tan, fake lashes, fake eye color, fake t*ts, fake ass and everything in between. She thinks it’s a lifestyle. Now Nik, you say you’re going to make this dirty girl a DC? What will her name be?

Do you think she was born without nipples?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, am a huge fan since few years back and am impressed with your success (holy ITG, Batman!) and how you got it by being so refreshingly honest and candid- two traits increasingly hard to find. Obviously, have already pre-ordered your book and can’t wait to read about all the gory details. I have been wrestling with an issue and I think you will give me your honest opinion. The story is this: awhile back(we’re talking like 8-9 years) met a guy on a night out with friends who I hit it off with right away. We were both in semi-serious relationships but enjoyed a bit of a cheeky kiss and flirtation that had us keeping in touch via text and hooking up randomly over the next few years- pretty much all throughout my university years. We genuinely got on really well and there was a great sexual chemistry and comfort- the perfect friends with benefits. We only met up for drinks, never hung out with each other’s friends and had very little expectations from one another. During this time, I graduated with an honours degree and he went from working for someone to setting up his own gig and doing quite well. We knew the entire time that we were both casually seeing other people, and it was a bit of a turn on (I will admit) to know that we outlasted several “relationships” between the two of us. After a number of years of keeping it pretty much a booty call, it gradually got serious. Meaning, we started doing the dating thing, planning to take trips and not screwing around with anyone else. Once we started noticing that we were digging it he dropped a bit of a bomb on me- he had had a one night stand with a (much older) lady when he was 18 and got her pregnant. She wanted to keep it (with or without him) and he stepped up and they tried to make it work living together for a couple of years and in the meantime- making baby number two. They broke up and even though she is a psycho he is very much involved in the kids’ lives and having kids has probably been responsible for a big part of his success- he had to man up pretty young and pretty quick. He had kept this all from me when we were casual but he wanted me to know if things were gonna get serious. They did and I can honestly say that the next few years were some of the greatest times ever. We were a great couple and had some of the happiest moments of my life. I never met the rugrats and as time went on, that became a problem for him. I had an opportunity to relocate overseas for work and when I signed a two year contract we both decided to give it a break and see what happened when I returned. We both dated other people casually, even though we still email and talk and keep in touch. I went home for Christmas and he got blasted drunk and told me how much it hurt him that I never wanted to have anything to do with his kids. This is my dilemma Nik: I met this dude when I was 19 and nowhere near being stepmom. Now I’m 28 and I don’t know if I can handle an instant family with two preteens. I know that if I want, he will be with me in a heartbeat and would make me very happy and well taken care of. I know everyone thinks this about their relationship but- we were honestly so good together! My problem is that I know I won’t be a man’s first kiss, won’t be the first girl someone lives with or first woman he loved- but I would like to be the first to give someone a child. I know if I had to I could love those kids and all that, but I also know that I am young and successful, attractive and intelligent and still feel like I want it all. I am not 35 and desperate to land someone. Am I being totally dumb? This guy would have married me years ago, we make an amazing team and could have a great life together… am I a cold hearted b*tch for not wanting the insta-family he comes with? Sorry for being so wordy, but as my contract gets closer to completion I keep thinking about what could be and if it should? Nik, I NEED your input!!!

Why are you trying to chase the past? It sounds like you would get back together to satisfy him out of guilt. If you guys were supposed to be together than you would already be together. I say NO to the insta-family and YES to the future of you finding the man who will define YOU.- nik

JENNA SPENCE: Nik, I am very disheartened about my negative biography over the web. It really upset my mind and I am not able to concentrate on my work. People think that I have different profiles on the sugar daddy websites where I meet rich guys and then get them to pay my bills. It’s really shocking to hear such type of news about me. Basically, I am a very career oriented person as I am a professional photographer based in USA, California. I don’t have any interest in trapping rich guys and not even in their Ferraris. Question: Perception of a person in a negative way really disturb the life. Isn’t?

Your question makes no sense to me, but thanks for the response.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I can’t take this anymore, I can’t take seeing this girls rack like this. WTF is wrong with them? Why do they looks like that. She’s stuck in denial Nik, she thinks she’s got the best rack in the city and she’s a stalker, obsessed over a gay porn star WHO claims he doesnt find guys attractive, really Audrey thats the best you can get? A washed up loose gay hom0 and a Ruler Rack?? And, you let rat face Kamila have her way with him during WMC, are the pills really that good Audrey?

It’s not a good look when you force them together and still have room for a Greg.- nik