THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Sean Nik, he claims to be a United States Marine. When I first met him he was perfect. Good looks, charm, and a sense of humor. At that time he had a “job”, “car”, and a “home”. Oh wait…it get’s better. He started getting really moody and blamed me for him making himself mad, which to me was odd. Anywhore, he informed me that two years ago his ex girlfriend and 3 month old daughter died in a car accident in Dodge City. False. He ended up getting mad and not wanting to talk anymore. I was fine with it, he was acting like a mental person. Yesterday he messages me & asks me to please come meet him because he has to see me before Saturday. I met him and he informed me that he was being deployed to SYRIA. Hold on…I’m not finished. Long story short he has been sleeping in his SUV with expired tags, he never had his own cigarettes, and his car smells like wet dog. He said he used to work at Chip N Dales. His mother also died in a car accident. He also won the lottery last week, $1000. Wow. Where the fck was that at last night Sean? In your top secret military bank account? I probably would have given that a little more thought, myself. Look out for him! He is supposed to be relocating to Michigan, to be with his Ex who wants nothing to do with him. Oh & He has Genital **, and this wasn’t something he just came out and told me. I had to figure it out on my own. Below I have posted a picture of his car, just to be a good citizen of Wichita.
Self shots in bed are for the gays. Dudes struggling with his sexuality.- nik