THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Stephanie. She is some low life trash. She lives in a trailer in the middle of nowhere. Has the worst xanax addiction ever, she makes LL look normal. Has not one, but TWO guys with names tattooed on her.  She is also a shady ass friend.  She steals clothes, and shoes. She has a ratchet weave and has to strip for money because nobody can trust her to work for them.

This chick must love drinking in HB on Saturdays. Summer is almost upon us… let the trolls from Riverside make their weekend ride to the OC. You invade our land to show off your +2′s and drink our beer. I hate it.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my man is in the Army. We’ve had some tough times. He has been overseas. I have been nuttin but faithful to him. So my man got called in the other night and left his laptop opened and I happened to find a hidden folder on his computer with love letters, skype vids, and naked pics from some Army sl*t. I almost murdered a h*e. Basically for a minute, some b*tch from San Fran was skyping, emailing and sending pics to my man. This b*tch sent my man love poems, news articles and stuff saying to leave me, and that my marriage didn’t count and he should leave my kids and me for her. This girl is in the Army reseserves.. All I know is her name is PFC. I’m gonna post this b*tches pics everywhere.  All I need is a name. WHO the f*cks moves in on a married man and tells him to leave him for her? I love my man and my kids you stupid sl*t.  Soon as I find out her name. I’m going to  post all her dirty skype vids and  name all over the web. OH and b*tch, I hope I Never find you, cause you will get yours.  Don’t try and sleep with married men you dirty girl.

Can someone be so kind to give us a name please… and yes her inner thighs touch, I give her an Army rank of 3.1127716.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Turbo posted some crazy long drug fueled letter on FB.  It is way too long to post on her, but basically she talks about her drug addiction, having daddy problems and things of that nature.  Hope she doesn’t do anything stupid and it’s so frustrating to see such a hot girl with amazing +2′s wasting her life away.

Yeah, her new +2′s are looking good.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik. I have noticed that Kim Kardashian has not been blogged. Her public figure page has 12 million idiots internationally who actually look up to her? Seriously, she stole a logo and a clothing design in the past. Not to mention the fake marriage from the past. I want to blast her for being ratchet. She truly has done nothing to truly lead a mass. What are your thoughts?

I think she won the game of life.- nik