She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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For The Gays?
Posted in BYU, Drake, Utah, Utah State | April 29th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik that f*g in the affliction shirt is Rich…This guy is always pulling some gay stunt and makes a fool of himself and the guys he is with. Nik dont you hate it when guys try and prove they are not gay but fail miserably, well thats rich for you.
Isn’t this the new Audigay commercial layout?- nik
Douche Alert
Posted in Drake, University Of Idaho | April 21st, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this douche bag is Sean…He will sleep with any girls he possibly can so he can increase the number of girls he has slept with. He is mean and will use and abuse you and then forget about you the next day. He talks to girls who are still in highschool and thinks that its ok even if they are not even 18.
Jersey called, they need you back.- nik
Ghoul Watching
Posted in Drake | April 17th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Real live Drake University specimen who is dating a friend. Been trying to tell him to get out before its too late.
I’m doubting that she is alive because she is so pale, and her flapjacks are repulsive.- nik
Wh*res
Posted in Drake | April 15th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo Nik, What do you think of them??
All I see are a bunch of shims.- nik
The Human Cheeto
Posted in Drake, Human Cheeto, The Dirty | April 8th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: So Human Cheeto Lives in Boise, Idaho. She works at hooters. Her tan is as fake as her hair. Her name is Jacquelyn. She moves through guys as fast as she does tanning lotion. I personally think she is just looking for her babies daddy. Yes, this orange-tastic thing reproduced. i wonder if her baby will have a spray tan for her first day of school?
Human Cheeto please read the comments… people are saying you are Orange for a reason. It is time for change.- nik
Man Love
Posted in Drake, University Of Idaho | April 2nd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is what camping with Nathan is like. A lot of man love, this guy is definitely for the gays, I would not wanna pass out anywhere near this guy. This dude gets an attitude with everybody and gets super fiesty when you call him g*y, he should embrace it and become a happy g*y guy.
A touch of downs and for the gays? Life definitely f*cked you over.- nik
Light Up Greg
Posted in Alabama, Auburn, Butler, Clemson, Delaware, Drake, Hamptons, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas State, Manhattan, Maryland | April 1st, 2009The only thing that would make this better is if a Reindeer was licking it.- nik
Why The War In Iraq Is Taking So Long
Posted in Air Force, Alabama, Anchorage, Auburn, Baltimore, Butler, Delaware, Dirty TV, Drake, Dublin, Hamptons, Ibiza, Indiana, Iowa, Jackson, The Citadel, West Point | March 31st, 2009It’s like training to train a group of kids with downs.- nik
Ending Of Se7en Done By Stuffed Animals
Posted in Air Force, Alabama, Auburn, Baltimore, Butler, Clemson, Delaware, Drake, Hamptons, Ibiza, Indiana, Iowa, Jackson | March 30th, 2009Gweneth Paltrow looks even more like a Shim than I remembered.- nik
