Sev = Sloot


sev = whore

sev = whore

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik! this whoreish human being bangs all the girls he can. He is everywhere and everyone knows him some how. Ladies watch out for him he is very charming and seductive but dont fall for his lines! SEV IS A WHORE!

Those capris make me think he’s forgy.- nik

Douche


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THE DIRTY ARMY: so Nik his name is patrick who thinks his a spic mean while his some dirty polish tbagger flaunts his parents business rides old merz benz thinking its the shit … hooks up with dirty sluts like tiffany glow sticks ex gf… umm yeah ….also thinks his the shit n gets p*ssy easy right from 15 year old girl (witch is a fact ) n used online dating( what for if u get ass like that ) used to be on droid thats why his not so big anymore … has a paranoia from being in the marine so his all f*cked up in the head …carries knifs on him to go to the bathroom to go bee thinking somone might attack WTF!

Only special people don’t know that you need a collar to pop your collar.- nik

For The Gays?


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik that f*g in the affliction shirt is Rich…This guy is always pulling some gay stunt and makes a fool of himself and the guys he is with.  Nik dont you hate it when guys try and prove they are not gay but fail miserably, well thats rich for you.

Isn’t this the new Audigay commercial layout?- nik

Douche Alert


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this douche bag is Sean…He will sleep with any girls he possibly can so he can increase the number of girls he has slept with.  He is mean and will use and abuse you and then forget about you the next day.  He talks to girls who are still in highschool and thinks that its ok even if they are not even 18.

Jersey called, they need you back.- nik

Ghoul Watching


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Real live Drake University specimen who is dating a friend. Been trying to tell him to get out before its too late.

I’m doubting that she is alive because she is so pale, and her flapjacks are repulsive.- nik

Wh*res


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo Nik, What do you think of them??

All I see are a bunch of shims.- nik

The Human Cheeto


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THE DIRTY ARMY: So Human Cheeto Lives in Boise, Idaho. She works at hooters. Her tan is as fake as her hair. Her name is Jacquelyn. She moves through guys as fast as she does tanning lotion. I personally think she is just looking for her babies daddy. Yes, this orange-tastic thing reproduced. i wonder if her baby will have a spray tan for her first day of school?

Human Cheeto please read the comments… people are saying you are Orange for a reason.  It is time for change.- nik

Man Love


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is what camping with Nathan is like.  A lot of man love, this guy is definitely for the gays, I would not wanna pass out anywhere near this guy.  This dude gets an attitude with everybody and gets super fiesty when you call him g*y, he should embrace it and become a happy g*y guy.

A touch of downs and for the gays? Life definitely f*cked you over.- nik

Light Up Greg


The only thing that would make this better is if a Reindeer was licking it.- nik

Why The War In Iraq Is Taking So Long


It’s like training to train a group of kids with downs.- nik