Now you just ruined the whole game.- nik
Drake
Drake Wh*re
THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl is such a wh*re. She hangs out at childrens playgrounds and gets fingered on the slide. she is disgusting and needs to be stopped! would you finger her on the slide nik???
Answer: No, she dresses like she is 8, and she has the worst camel toe ever.
Fat Asian Tool
THE DIRTY ARMY: This greg-smoocher is the bartender at Peggies, a campus bar at Drake. I think he’s 25 or something. The only way he is able to get his greg touched is when he gets some poor tranny too intoxicated to know whats going on. . . . . nice dog tag.
This guy looks like a life size Greg.- nik
Drake Luganis
THE DIRTY ARMY: For anyone who knows this kid, we all saw this one coming….out.
Looks like those two guys just roofied him.- nik
Fat Girl Night
THE DIRTY ARMY: Girls night out on the town.
Leave it to the fat girls to squeeze the skinny beat chick out of the picture. It’s just not fair.- nik
Super Beat Drake Sorostitutes
THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo nik these super beat sorostitutes couldn’t get my greg to stand if they were handing out free sphere jobs… They’re just a bunch of backwater bear trannys! Where is the talent!? I think there are at least 3 aliens in this pic. .
I agree 3 aliens and a beat chick.- nik
Drake Passout
THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo Nik, This 7ft tall mofocka is “stilts”, he loves getting retarded drunk and he’s my brotha. This is the great stilts adventure. I’m breakin Drake’s dirty cherry!
I actually think the first picture is a good look for Stilts.- nik
