The Tinkle Twins

September 24, 2014 Dubai, Manhattan, The Dirty 29

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I used to party with these twins back in the day in NYC. Most of us have since moved/grown up and these two have continued to open and close restaurants, had a stint on a failed BRAVO! show and have started their latest endeavor in the Middle East. After following your site, poses the question: Legit international party planners? Or porta-potty Underground Railroad traffickers?

Total cover up, their revenue isn’t coming from alcohol sales.- nik

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Rosa Acosta Doing Real Work In Dubai

September 23, 2014 Dubai, Hollywood, The Dirty 85


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I follow Rosa Acosta on most social media she has. It sadden me when I saw her post, that she would be traveling to Dubai for the grand opening of some club. It got me thinking is she there to be a Porta-Potty?? Since you are more knowledgeable on how girls get hired to do work in Dubai. Do you think she was there for a legitimate paying gig or was she there to receive the brown rain of chunks? She went there with a posse of hot chicks. I’ve seen other Porta-Pottys show similar photos of them doing touristy stuff but I still don’t know if she is or is not Porta-Potty material.

There is no such thing as a ‘legitimate paying gig’ in Dubai. Single American females go there for one reason only!- nik

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Why Did Parisa Move To Dubai

August 12, 2014 Dubai, The Dirty 40



THE DIRTY ARMY: NIk, Parisa all the sudden moved to Dubai which is a weird choice, especially since he has no job. Never been there, but I assume a place like that cannot be cheap to live in. I don’t want to assume, but why else does a young pretty girl move there?

Assume to worst and she will never smell the same.- nik

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Why Did Pornstar Breanne Benson Move To Dubai

June 9, 2014 Brooklyn, Dubai, Hollywood, The Dirty 100


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it looks like pornstar Breanne Benson relocated from LA to Dubai and is leading a pretty lavish lifestyle rocking red bottoms. We all know what she is really doing out there. Will it be a new trend for Arab Sheikhs to import pornstars? Are they getting bored of instagram models and regular American girls?

The Burj Al Arab Hotel has a whole floor dedicated to Pornstars booked by the Prince.  There is usually 15 to 20 there at any given time… and yes, they fly Emirates first class if you were wondering.- nik

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Making The Move To Dubai Question

April 30, 2014 Dubai, Hollywood, The Dirty 271


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, my girlfriend said I should submit Sitora Banu to find out the real 411. I’m a struggling FIDM student/part time model but real lover of fashion. I was out partying with my girls and we had dinner at Nobu. Long story short a friend of a friend just got back from Dubai for modeling. She had to stay there for three months but made 70k. She got me the contact information to Sitora Banu who is a model living in Dubai. I’m really tempted Nik. She told me if I moved to Dubai I could stay at the Le Royal Meridian Resort fully paid for and my job would be to just show up at the Cavalli Club. She said Sitora will help get me modeling jobs. It almost sounds to good to be true. This is the reason for my submission Nik. Does anyone have experience with Sitora Banu in Dubai?

Just remember… when you come back, you will never smell the same.- nik

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Porta Potty Commercial

March 22, 2014 Dubai, Hollywood, The Dirty 42

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, have you seen this Emirates commercial? My immediate reaction was this chick = porta potty en route to Dubai. Flying solo + first class + Emirates plane = PORTA POTTY time.

This is totally Emirates trying to sell the Porta-Potty lifestyle.- nik

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Coco Neville In Dubai

March 11, 2014 Dubai, Hollywood, The Dirty 159

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Hollywood’s next sloot has made it to Dubai! Likely getting pooped and peed on as we speak. Her Instagram and Tumblr and Facebook are all about Dubai, where oddly enough all the pictures are of her, taken by someone else. No one else in the pics, so oil money has paid for her trip.

Seriously though… who is taking the pictures?- nik

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Homeward Bound Already

March 9, 2014 Dubai, Miami, The Dirty 452


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I noticed a post about these girls Ericka Kenny and her friend Kathleen a few weeks ago who we’re moving to Dubai to “work”.  People were accusing them of escorting etc… The typical hater talk. So what’s the story now then?  I’m friends with both of them and can tell you that they went to Dubai for a vacation to get away.  Yes, some guys paid for their trip, but they didn’t have sex with them, they just wanted them to keep them company at the pool and parties.  So keep hating and believing they are having sex for money.

They probably have great chest bump sessions.- nik


Girls Are Literally Moving To Dubai

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