Porta Potty Commercial

March 22, 2014 Dubai, Hollywood, The Dirty 39 91,595 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, have you seen this Emirates commercial? My immediate reaction was this chick = porta potty en route to Dubai. Flying solo + first class + Emirates plane = PORTA POTTY time.

This is totally Emirates trying to sell the Porta-Potty lifestyle.- nik

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Coco Neville In Dubai

March 11, 2014 Dubai, Hollywood, The Dirty 94 96,945 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Hollywood’s next sloot has made it to Dubai! Likely getting pooped and peed on as we speak. Her Instagram and Tumblr and Facebook are all about Dubai, where oddly enough all the pictures are of her, taken by someone else. No one else in the pics, so oil money has paid for her trip.

Seriously though… who is taking the pictures?- nik

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Homeward Bound Already

March 9, 2014 Dubai, Miami, The Dirty 393 133,517 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I noticed a post about these girls Ericka Kenny and her friend Kathleen a few weeks ago who we’re moving to Dubai to “work”.  People were accusing them of escorting etc… The typical hater talk. So what’s the story now then?  I’m friends with both of them and can tell you that they went to Dubai for a vacation to get away.  Yes, some guys paid for their trip, but they didn’t have sex with them, they just wanted them to keep them company at the pool and parties.  So keep hating and believing they are having sex for money.

They probably have great chest bump sessions.- nik


Girls Are Literally Moving To Dubai

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Girls Are Literally Moving To Dubai

February 19, 2014 Dubai, The Dirty 189 104,331 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, why do girls do it Nik?  According to Ericka Kennys instagram her and fellow well known escort Kathleen Riley are “moving” to Dubai. What could they possibly be “doing” there? Why can’t they realize the danger in what they are doing?  In the hole/corner they are backing themselves into? I just wanted to vent Nik as this sh*t seems to be trending and it’s basically cool to get literally sh*t on…

**note from JV…. The Prince is literally spending millions every year for girls, so he needs a few of his madams to live there.  I kid you not, he flys 20 to 25 girls every 5 days, puts them in a hotel, and comes in randomly and have sex with them once and lets them go about their way.

Thanks JV for the update. You are like Sportscenter for hookers.- nik

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What Does This Remind You Of

November 20, 2013 Dubai, The Dirty 45 92,228 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the 2022 World Cup will be held in Qatar.  It will be around 125-140 degrees while the games are played, so they are designing stadiums that will keep cool air inside so all the soccer players don’t die.  Check out this image of one of the stadiums, what does it remind you of?  LOL, I can’t stop laughing about it.  Sad part, already 4 thousand workers from India have died in Qatar working on this massive projected.  Sad world we live in.

Yeah, FIFA is so dumb. Just have America host the World Cup again (most successful World Cup in history), why choose a country that doesn’t even have stadiums? All they are doing is killing people and making the poor even poorer.- nik

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Parents Auctioning Their Kids Off As Porta Potties In Dubai

November 20, 2013 Dubai 18 9,206 Views



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if only their parents knew how dirty those white dresses are going to get once one of these men get a chance to drop a deuce on them! This just seems like rich people pimping out their children to other rich people, it’s tasteless and I don’t think they even realize how sleazy it all is.  These mothers are sending their children to Dubai to meet rich men on a private island out there.  Can you believe this crap?  It’s literally insane.  Click here to read full article. 

 These chicks are beat… I would not bid on any of them.- nik

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How The Mighty Have Fallen

October 14, 2013 Dubai, Hollywood 1 5,798 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out Jenna Jameson accepting an offer to go see MMA fight Tam Khan in Dubai.  I can’t believe this is what this girl has resorted to.  I thought she was loaded rich, guess she must have spent that money.

Yeah, I heard she is beyond broke.- nik

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There Is No Hope For Dubai Once They Have No Oil

September 20, 2013 Dubai, The Dirty 173 93,083 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, its no secret that Dubai runs out of oil in 9 years and then who knows how they are going to make money.  I know there is all these huge hotels and all this property but its insanely priced and I will never visit there again because of how weird everyone was.  I stayed at the Burj Al Arab which is the only 7 star hotel in the world, yes it was awesome and over the top.  Then come to find out, the building cost so much to maintain that it will actually never makes any profit.  I love it, they are running out of oil and making hotels that cannot turn a profit.  Genius if you ask me.

No Oil = No American girls to poop on.- nik

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