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Ash with that Ass

May 13, 2014 Dublin, Would You? 57

THE DIRTY ARMY: cute slut ash who like to fck a lot and has a great ass

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Karma’s a Bitch

January 23, 2014 Baltimore, Dublin 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t even know where to begin with this lowlife, self centered, piece of shit pill poppin whore! Her name is Lauren pagano. 24 years of age. Graduated from sparrows point. Former employee at the hustler. And used to be an escort. She has One child who she uses anyway she can to collect a paycheck. She’s married to a heroin addict who she actually drove around robbing half the convent/liqour stores in dundulk with just so they could get a little bit of money to support thier habit. But get this, once they got caught they both got arrested and when He couldn’t make bail and she got her mommy and daddy to get her out, she left him. Now shes been screwing half of dundulk, RAW! Since she isn’t able to have kids anymore she could care less. She pawns her kid off onto just about anyone who will watch him just so she can go out and get all fucked up and screw whoever the lucky winner of the week is! Thank god she can’t have any more children. She can’t even take care of the only one she will ever have! This girl thinks she is the baddest bitch in dundulk. She thinks becuase she has an annoying loud mouth she is intimidating. But she got her ass BEAT by someone much smaller then her. Guess that’s what happens when all you do is run that mouth and don’t expect nothing to happen! Fellas, I would steer clear of this one! She is a complete fuckin phyco. Anyone who has ever dated her knows. I mean anyone who beats themselves and then calls the cops and says thier bf did it has something very wrong with them! Karma is a bitch Lauren pagano! And it’s FINALLY coming back to bite u in your fat ass! Who’s laughing now. Haha

I’m not sure how these girls acquire the to good for a 9-5 attitude.- nik

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Dirty Cop

January 23, 2014 Dublin, Halifax 110

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, have you ever thought you should be safest in the company of a police officer, as they are one whom take an oath to protect and serve? Well think again! This dirty cop (Chris Johnson) can’t do any of that and only lives by his own rules, mostly bc he can. The dirtiest of all the dirties, with an ego larger than Everest, is just a narcissistic sociopath who only cares about himself. He cheats on every girl he dates and by this I mean actually has more than one “girlfriend” (long term). He is so disgusting he even enjoys prowling on “plenty of fish” saying he’s looking for love, but really just looking for his next conquest. When things go sour he tries to use his power of the law to threaten his lovers with restraining orders and even offers other members rewards for pulling his exes over and issuing tickets. Ladies beware of this man, he may come off all mighty and powerful on the outside, but is nothing more than a lack lustre douchebag on a power trip and don’t get me started on how terrible he is in bed, although he likes talking about how much he loves his own cock and watching himself in the mirror! CREEP!!!

Easy on the donuts, your gobbles showing.- nik

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I Found “The Eyes” In Ireland

December 19, 2013 Dublin, The Dirty 80

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, huge DA fan from Ireland. I read the site daily and love it. I think I have found the blue eyes you’re looking for. Just a normal beautiful girl. What you think?

Her hips are too wide to even see what her eyes look like.- nik

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Beware Of Dewey Deward Daclaud Lee

December 17, 2013 Columbus, Dublin 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, online dating alert! This guy is a straight up compulsive liar and player that all the ladies should know about. He has a lengthy criminal background including felonies. He has been trying to get them removed. So do a background Check on this loser before dealing with him in any way. First of all, his name is Dewey Lee. He uses several alias but his main one is Daclaud Lee. He is a Chinese immigrant but speaks English really well. He claims to be part white and only dates white girls. He prays on them at nightclubs in the Arena District, near OSU campus, in Powell and Dublin lounges and Chinese restaurants. He tells them various lies such as he owns a furniture store (he worked at one, but it went out of business – probably because he was having sex with his online girlfriends from dating sites such as okcupid, match, pof – on the new beds before he sold them – so he told me). He also claims he owns a restaurant, a tea shop a legendary club called Outlands in German Village. He has several fake fronts. He plays a grunge role, a business man role, a college kid role and a real professor at University role. He also claims he is a web developer. His work speaks for itself. Horrible pages, he hires people to actually put them together and they still don’t work. He is a compulsive lyer. He NOT only lie to every girl he meets, but he lies to his BEST and closest friends. This guy is NOT a dogs best friend. He brags about eating dog, as do most Chinese and Vietnamese people. Watch out for this guy in the Arena District. He actually hates white men but loves them women. He starts fights mostly with OSU frat guys which he calls “Chotches,” then he brags that he takes their women away from them. Another thing. He likes very young girls. He is close to 30 years old but dates girls in their teens, even underage girls. He meets them via cartoon characters he plays online with games such as Warhammer. He uses old pictures online when he was also a teenager. In person he is balding, he has gout and and some skin disease where he breaks out in red rashes all over his body. He looks very old, balding, very boney and sick in person. Girls and white boys – watch out for this winner! Also he doesn’t leave a tip at a bar or restaurant and never pays. He will try to make you come to his house where he lives with his mom and dad. His mom actually will charge you $4.50-$7.00 for a dish!!

Fries or dipping sauce, which ones he offer?- nik

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Nikole’s Ethics Are Fake as her Chest

November 4, 2013 Dublin, Vancouver 52

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I have to tell you about this girl Nicole Edwards a.k.a. Nikki Van Winkle. She is a career criminal who leaves a wake of destruction wherever she goes. She’ll borrow money from you and then never pay it back and justified by saying because you’re not poor and she is she shouldnt have to. There’s a long line of people she has borrowed money from, from Columbus Ohio all the way to San Diego California. On many occasion she said that anything is justified because she’s a single mom, at the time I didn’t think anything of it but now I realize even criminal behavior and stealing from the people who care about you is completely justified under her mantra. Besides the fact that none of her past employers would ever hire her back she is completely unethical and her business practices. Many former clients and coworkers told me that she will flirt with them and try to create a relationship just to make a large sale. Her ethics are as big as her boobs. Boobs that were paid for by the American taxpayer because she the private banks that when under the recession and ultimately she never had a payback. Just Google her name Inglesia that she is an expert at identity theft, student loan product, and she has over hundred thousand dollars to the government and restitution. Don’t employ this girl, don’t be friends with this girl, don’t care about this girl, just run away from her. Or else she will destroy you and suck every bit of money and resources you can from you.

Her business went up with the +2′s but now the refund is ripping it apart.- nik

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Georgia Salpa Is Definitely Not Your Next Wife

October 28, 2013 Dublin, The Dirty 34

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are more photos of Georgia Salpa. Bald spots, dirty armpits, lopsided boobs and dark under eye bags are not cute. She looks malnourished and like Spanish Nanny pre-surgery. Now what do you think?

It would never happen. She is not even close to my type and I hate her toes.- nik


Found Your Next Wife

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Found Your Next Wife

October 22, 2013 Dublin, The Dirty 106

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Georgia Salpa and she’s been called the Irish Kim K but she is 10 times hotter! Now I know you dont like brunettes but she has everything you like. NO TATS, bomb ass chest, perfect ITG, and gorgeous face. So lets hear it.

She photoshops well. Tell me more.- nik

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