THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Georgia Salpa. Irelands biggest model, reality star on big brother UK and ex girlfriend of Calum Best (son of soccer legend George Best) she is half Irish half Greek and was born in Dublin. She is often compared to Kim Kardashian and usually comes out on top.  Shes not your usual type, no +2s and brunette. Do you think shes the best the Irish have to offer?

She is a 6.7782661, way better looking than Kim Kardashian even with her huge blow hole.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Danielle Juarez the wannabe model/club promoter. This b*tch thinks shes the hottest thing alive & thinks every man wants her. She is a club h*e. She f*cks any guy that comes around her look like she can pulls guys. What she doesn’t know is that she is a ugly, fake *ss h*e that is desperate for attention. She used to be a church girl & act like miss perfect, but she cheated on her husband with a random guy she met. Nik, put dis h*e on blast!

Hey Danielle your gums are bigger then your teeth….just so you know.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, just sending some love all the way from Dublin in Ireland. Seen you on Dr.Phil and I have been hooked ever since! Keep up the good work.

Cool, hopefully I can come visit Ireland one day.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I love your site and have never seen any Irish girls on it, this is Georga Salpa shes an the number 1 Irish model at the moment.  I think shes stunning and has the perfect body her boobs are real the only problem is that shes banging Callum Best which is gross cz hes pig! Anyway wanted to know would you? And how do you join the dirty army from Ireland?

Answer: No, she looks like a Kim Kardashian knock off… not very original and makes me mentally think she is hairy as hell down below. 

**Also, to join the DA just go to TheDirtyArmy.com and sign-up.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is Claudine Keane the wife of LA Galaxy’s new signing Robbie Keane, who is also the irish captain and former Miss Ireland. So gotta ask would you?

Answer: No, even though she is somewhat my type, I don’t think her accent is sexy enough to mask the REFUND Gap. But I am curious as to where she purchased the dress that rips off into a swimsuit?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, DA strong for a year now, love the site! I was looking at pics from the royal wedding of Zara Phillips and Mike Tindall and this mystery brunette guest is definitely worth a look. She probably has a super sexy accent too. Anybody know who she is? What do you think Nik, maybe?

Who is this and how did she sneak in?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Christine Martin is a 22 year old beauty queen from England who just married a TV host whos 15 years her senior. Minus the refund gap, would you?

Answer: No, how can I minus the REFUND Gap… are you insane? She can’t even push them together.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here she is… And this time, I’ve included a candid so you know this isn’t just another photoshop heartbreak. She is from Ireland… whatcha think?

Something is wrong with her nose and her upper lip. I feel like she wouldn’t be able to breathe during a blow job because the upper lip would be blocking the air passages. Not worth it.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, A friend teach her a lesson Ireland.

I think she needs to lay off of the soda bread and Irish car bombs.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I cannot resist but submit this girl to your site. Her name is Dana. She may not have plus 2′s or be all fake but she is gorgeous and has an absolute heart of gold. She is smart and sweet and funny as ^@&* She can drink beer with the boys and is a 100% Lady at the same time. She is cute and petite yet will knock your a** into place if you need it. If you wouldnt there is seriously somethin’wrong dude.

Everyone is gorgeous when they look fuzzy.- nik