THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I love your site and have never seen any Irish girls on it, this is Georga Salpa shes an the number 1 Irish model at the moment.  I think shes stunning and has the perfect body her boobs are real the only problem is that shes banging Callum Best which is gross cz hes pig! Anyway wanted to know would you? And how do you join the dirty army from Ireland?

Answer: No, she looks like a Kim Kardashian knock off… not very original and makes me mentally think she is hairy as hell down below. 

**Also, to join the DA just go to TheDirtyArmy.com and sign-up.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is Claudine Keane the wife of LA Galaxy’s new signing Robbie Keane, who is also the irish captain and former Miss Ireland. So gotta ask would you?

Answer: No, even though she is somewhat my type, I don’t think her accent is sexy enough to mask the REFUND Gap. But I am curious as to where she purchased the dress that rips off into a swimsuit?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, DA strong for a year now, love the site! I was looking at pics from the royal wedding of Zara Phillips and Mike Tindall and this mystery brunette guest is definitely worth a look. She probably has a super sexy accent too. Anybody know who she is? What do you think Nik, maybe?

Who is this and how did she sneak in?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Christine Martin is a 22 year old beauty queen from England who just married a TV host whos 15 years her senior. Minus the refund gap, would you?

Answer: No, how can I minus the REFUND Gap… are you insane? She can’t even push them together.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here she is… And this time, I’ve included a candid so you know this isn’t just another photoshop heartbreak. She is from Ireland… whatcha think?

Something is wrong with her nose and her upper lip. I feel like she wouldn’t be able to breathe during a blow job because the upper lip would be blocking the air passages. Not worth it.- nik