Get A Job Mel

February 11, 2013 Dublin, Manchester 3 10,196 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, this stupid bitch has been using people and ruining relationships for years and it’s about time she was put on blast, and I think you’re just the guy to help me do it. Her name is Mel, if you’re ever unfortunate enough to meet her she’s most easily recognized by her 40 year old soccer mom haircut or her 15 or so horrible tattoos. She’s covered in pictures of animals and stars it honestly looks like a twelve year old got to her with a pack of markers. Nothing demands respect like a frog on your thigh right? You’ll probably find her at a Wal-Mart or subway, but never on her own, there will always be someone else with her paying for her shit. She’s a dirty, useless parasite that will bitch and nag and make you feel obligated to buy her things because she’s too pathetic to support herself. Every job she gets (like 5 a year) she either quits cause she’s too lazy to drag her useless saggy ass out of bed before 10am, or gets fired. I think she’s litteraly earned less than 10 paycheques in 3 years, no joke. She’s never payed her own bills and has no concept of earning anything she has. Time for a wakeup call, hunny, 26 year olds should at least be able to pay their own phone bill! Not only does she take advantage of people financially but she has no problem with destroying relationships as well. She claims she’s been stomped on by so many men but don’t be fooled, those legs will spread at the slightest show of attention, wether she has a boyfriend or not. Everyone knows she’s cheated on every guys she’s been with including the dope she’s seeing now. Mel caught him bringing a bottle of wine to another girl’s place to ‘stay over and talk’ and took him back that night, telling all her friends that saw what was clearly going on to fck off in the process. These two are pefect for each other, Nik. But it’s time this dumb bitch got a reality check. Get a job, Mel. Then maybe you can get some of those disgusting tattoos removed!

What’s she showing off? cause it sure as hell isn’t her sun burn.- nik



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Livermore Bar Slut

February 8, 2013 Dublin 6 9,702 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi, Nik This girl is named Erin Ahern. This bootydoo “belly sticks out more then her booty do” is our town bar fly, slut. She has slept with all the cowboys and every guy in this town! My boys call her “who hasn’t” cause everyone has a turn. She works at Cattlemens so she can meet more cowboys to fck. Beef bitch, your whats for dinner. What do you guys think about her? She’s 24 but looks like 40 to me!!!! Isn’t your most recent dive a trainer? If you chomped on some celery as much as you choked on dick you may look half way decent. Don’t think your special though honey who turns down leftovers? Maybe your weekend trips should be to the gym from now on? Happy hunting.

her pits would be sucking those +2′s up if it weren’t for her arms.  aka, refund gap.- nik



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Douchebag PotHead

December 14, 2012 Dublin, Krusty 4 8,400 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,  josh bingaman is a loser pothead that is a physco that has a small Gregs and f*cks for 2 minutes if he is lucky! he has mincy faggot balls. he loves his xbox and jerks off to it. if he could f*ck the xbox red eye he would bc his little baby gerg would def fit. he has a ostrach neck and weighs 140 lbs. if he is lucky.

Xbox is dangerous.- nik



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Ireland’s Finest

April 22, 2012 Dublin, The Dirty 24 7,618 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Georgia Salpa. Irelands biggest model, reality star on big brother UK and ex girlfriend of Calum Best (son of soccer legend George Best) she is half Irish half Greek and was born in Dublin. She is often compared to Kim Kardashian and usually comes out on top.  Shes not your usual type, no +2s and brunette. Do you think shes the best the Irish have to offer?

She is a 6.7782661, way better looking than Kim Kardashian even with her huge blow hole.- nik



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Danielle The Wannabe

January 16, 2012 Dublin 1 9,478 Views

Danielle the tranny/wanabe

Danielle the tranny/wanabe

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Danielle Juarez the wannabe model/club promoter. This b*tch thinks shes the hottest thing alive & thinks every man wants her. She is a club h*e. She f*cks any guy that comes around her look like she can pulls guys. What she doesn’t know is that she is a ugly, fake *ss h*e that is desperate for attention. She used to be a church girl & act like miss perfect, but she cheated on her husband with a random guy she met. Nik, put dis h*e on blast!

Hey Danielle your gums are bigger then your teeth….just so you know.- nik



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Love From Ireland

October 18, 2011 Dublin 0 6,232 Views

Love from Ireland!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, just sending some love all the way from Dublin in Ireland. Seen you on Dr.Phil and I have been hooked ever since! Keep up the good work.

Cool, hopefully I can come visit Ireland one day.- nik



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What Do You Think About Irish Girls

September 8, 2011 Dublin, The Dirty, Would You?, Yale 6 8,521 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I love your site and have never seen any Irish girls on it, this is Georga Salpa shes an the number 1 Irish model at the moment.  I think shes stunning and has the perfect body her boobs are real the only problem is that shes banging Callum Best which is gross cz hes pig! Anyway wanted to know would you? And how do you join the dirty army from Ireland?

Answer: No, she looks like a Kim Kardashian knock off… not very original and makes me mentally think she is hairy as hell down below. 

**Also, to join the DA just go to TheDirtyArmy.com and sign-up.



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New LA Galaxy Wag

August 18, 2011 Dublin, Hollywood, The Dirty, Would You? 9 7,712 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is Claudine Keane the wife of LA Galaxy’s new signing Robbie Keane, who is also the irish captain and former Miss Ireland. So gotta ask would you?

Answer: No, even though she is somewhat my type, I don’t think her accent is sexy enough to mask the REFUND Gap. But I am curious as to where she purchased the dress that rips off into a swimsuit?



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