THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I cannot resist but submit this girl to your site. Her name is Dana. She may not have plus 2′s or be all fake but she is gorgeous and has an absolute heart of gold. She is smart and sweet and funny as ^@&* She can drink beer with the boys and is a 100% Lady at the same time. She is cute and petite yet will knock your a** into place if you need it. If you wouldnt there is seriously somethin’wrong dude.

Everyone is gorgeous when they look fuzzy.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: These girls are so nasty! They are all about hooking up with guys that have girlfriends and getting really drunk and acting like immature bitches. They are so annoying! The blonde hooks up with guys just so she can get her f*ck-of-the-day in and the brunette, well she just takes pics of herself because lets be honest, who wants to get near her! They are best friends and the brunette is like 25 and the blonde is 18. They have a really WEIRD “friendship”. Every time my group of guys see them in the club, we definitely steer clear of them!

I would too. Who uses yellow cups? Red Cup Nation strong. -nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik love this website and just wanted to see if you would with this girl iv never seen her on here before her name is cheryl cole and shes huge over here in the uk everyone loves her and every guy i know would love to bang her! shes probably gna be a judge on the new us xfactor with simon cowell aswel! i think shes stunning just wanted to know would you??

Answer: No, she has some god awful tattoos under that dress and who wants to bang cute?

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Alex Brennan aka : “Lexii” She thinks her shit don’t stink. She turns up at parties expecting everyone to get her drunk because she a cheap bitch. The white trash guy she is kissing in the picture is her fiancée.She is only 18 years old and she thinks she going to marry this loser. To get with this guy she lied and told his last girlfriend that he had raped some chick just so she could jump into bed with him on the same night (the dude is so dumb he will not believe anyone about this story). She also cheated on her last boyfriend with this two best friends. Also she wants to be a suicide girl and posts her fake modelling pictures on facebook. I know you wouldn’t so im not going to bother to ask you. We think of her as a younger uglier 8 Belles!

Lexi your the only one…your boyfriend would leave you in an instant.  I’d also like to know why you have no kitchen cabinet doors?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Mya, she goes to Santa Barbara City College with me. Apparently she has a boyfriend back home, she goes out alot but isn’t a sloot like most of the other girls here. I’ve been reading the dirty for awhile now and she seems like your type of girl so, would you?

Answer: No, I don’t think she will ever lose the baby fat from her face.