Dublin | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

New LA Galaxy Wag

August 18, 2011 Dublin, Hollywood, The Dirty, Would You? 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is Claudine Keane the wife of LA Galaxy’s new signing Robbie Keane, who is also the irish captain and former Miss Ireland. So gotta ask would you?

Answer: No, even though she is somewhat my type, I don’t think her accent is sexy enough to mask the REFUND Gap. But I am curious as to where she purchased the dress that rips off into a swimsuit?

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Hottie At The Royal Wedding

August 2, 2011 Dublin, London 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, DA strong for a year now, love the site! I was looking at pics from the royal wedding of Zara Phillips and Mike Tindall and this mystery brunette guest is definitely worth a look. She probably has a super sexy accent too. Anybody know who she is? What do you think Nik, maybe?

Who is this and how did she sneak in?- nik

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Minus The Refund Gap, Would You?

July 30, 2011 Dublin, The Dirty, Would You? 16

married to a 40 year old

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Christine Martin is a 22 year old beauty queen from England who just married a TV host whos 15 years her senior. Minus the refund gap, would you?

Answer: No, how can I minus the REFUND Gap… are you insane? She can’t even push them together.

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Look Who I Found… Your Brunette

July 3, 2011 Dublin, The Dirty 20

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here she is… And this time, I’ve included a candid so you know this isn’t just another photoshop heartbreak. She is from Ireland… whatcha think?

Something is wrong with her nose and her upper lip. I feel like she wouldn’t be able to breathe during a blow job because the upper lip would be blocking the air passages. Not worth it.- nik

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Fat Cave Girl

April 5, 2011 Dublin 4

Fenagh Man K-man

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, A friend teach her a lesson Ireland.

I think she needs to lay off of the soda bread and Irish car bombs.- nik

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Beauty With A Heart Of Gold

March 4, 2011 Dublin 2

Beauty with a heart of gold

Beauty with a heart of gold

Beauty with a heart of gold

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I cannot resist but submit this girl to your site. Her name is Dana. She may not have plus 2′s or be all fake but she is gorgeous and has an absolute heart of gold. She is smart and sweet and funny as ^@&* She can drink beer with the boys and is a 100% Lady at the same time. She is cute and petite yet will knock your a** into place if you need it. If you wouldnt there is seriously somethin’wrong dude.

Everyone is gorgeous when they look fuzzy.- nik

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Psycho Boyfriend Stealer

February 10, 2011 Chico State, Dublin 2

Psycho Boyfriend Stealer

Psycho Boyfriend Stealer

THE DIRTY ARMY: These girls are so nasty! They are all about hooking up with guys that have girlfriends and getting really drunk and acting like immature bitches. They are so annoying! The blonde hooks up with guys just so she can get her f*ck-of-the-day in and the brunette, well she just takes pics of herself because lets be honest, who wants to get near her! They are best friends and the brunette is like 25 and the blonde is 18. They have a really WEIRD “friendship”. Every time my group of guys see them in the club, we definitely steer clear of them!

I would too. Who uses yellow cups? Red Cup Nation strong. -nik

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Saggy Krusty Super Cuts

January 20, 2011 Dublin 1

Saggy krusty bitch

Saggy krusty bitch

Saggy krusty bitch

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet michelle she is a mean krusty c*ntface with saggy t*ts! she is one of those fat chicks that tries to squeeze themselves into an extra small an lets everything hang out, I swear to god this chick thinks she is gods gift or something, she dresses is cheap  cloths from TJ Max and wet seal and acts like she is wearing D&G this ugly h*e works at super cuts and still thinks she is the sh*t, needs Liposuction, a nose job, jenny craig, a good breast lift, and a push up bra if ya ask me.

Let’s not forget to fix the teeth too.- nik

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