Dublin | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

From The UK, Would You?

January 14, 2011 Dublin, Manchester, Would You? 5

would you???

would you???

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik love this website and just wanted to see if you would with this girl iv never seen her on here before her name is cheryl cole and shes huge over here in the uk everyone loves her and every guy i know would love to bang her! shes probably gna be a judge on the new us xfactor with simon cowell aswel! i think shes stunning just wanted to know would you??

Answer: No, she has some god awful tattoos under that dress and who wants to bang cute?

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Lexi Thinks She’s Sexi

January 4, 2011 Dublin 63

Lexii Thinks She's Sexii

Lexii Thinks She's Sexii

Lexii Thinks She's Sexii

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Alex Brennan aka : “Lexii” She thinks her shit don’t stink. She turns up at parties expecting everyone to get her drunk because she a cheap bitch. The white trash guy she is kissing in the picture is her fiancée.She is only 18 years old and she thinks she going to marry this loser. To get with this guy she lied and told his last girlfriend that he had raped some chick just so she could jump into bed with him on the same night (the dude is so dumb he will not believe anyone about this story). She also cheated on her last boyfriend with this two best friends. Also she wants to be a suicide girl and posts her fake modelling pictures on facebook. I know you wouldn’t so im not going to bother to ask you. We think of her as a younger uglier 8 Belles!

Lexi your the only one…your boyfriend would leave you in an instantI’d also like to know why you have no kitchen cabinet doors?- nik

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Would You

November 2, 2010 Dublin, Would You? 8

Would You?

Would You?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Mya, she goes to Santa Barbara City College with me. Apparently she has a boyfriend back home, she goes out alot but isn’t a sloot like most of the other girls here. I’ve been reading the dirty for awhile now and she seems like your type of girl so, would you?

Answer: No, I don’t think she will ever lose the baby fat from her face.

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Live By The Sword Die By The Sword

September 28, 2010 Dublin, London, The Dirty 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I thought you should know that James W. Heselden the owner of segway died this weekend.  How you may ask, by driving his segway…OFF a cliff.  How does that even happen, these things go 12 mph tops…anyways I don’t wanna bash the guy my condolences go out to him and his family, but god damn…off a cliff!  Nik just wanted to hear your thoughts on this matter.  I’d also like to point out that George Bush also fell off one of these a couple years ago.  RIP James.

I think it is the way he wanted to go and I refuse to ride a Segway for the rest of my life… they are not safe around cliffs or old people.- nik

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All the Effort For This Picture

July 7, 2010 Dublin 5

all that effort for this pic????

all that effort for this pic????

all that effort for this pic????

THE DIRTY ARMY: heya I love this website…  I’m from Dublin in Ireland and some of this stuff is so funny, none of my friends know what im talking about when i say +2 or refund gaps even calling it a Greg they think im gone mad but i love it ha-ha..!! anyway never have anything to put up here but couldn’t stop laughing when i saw this pic her name is Toni and she thinks shes some sort of model but every pic she makes this face that makes her look like the grinch shes obsessed with Cristiano Ronaldo and went through all this trouble to meet him n then makes this face lol..!! why do girls make random ugly faces in pics n think it looks good I dont get it!!! Dirty Army General Ireland out.

She looks like the Kermit The Frog of Ireland.- nik

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A Real Mans Game

May 7, 2010 Dublin, Manchester, The Dirty 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, big fan from all the way across the pond in England here, when you gonna come host a night here in London?? I was on youtube and found this diamond! T.O who? Do you think you could make quarterback for the Diamonds?

Please stick to soccer so that you don’t turn American football FORGY (for the Gays) with your Magnum PI tactics.  I am in London on May 23rd.- nik

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Finally Turned 18

May 4, 2010 Dublin, Manchester 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Jade has finally turned 18 she is old enough for all these creepers to take full advantage of her.  She literally has a bunch of old guys lined up who were just waiting for her to turn legal age.  The creepo Rich on the left right is by far the worst, hes a seasoned net creeper.  I’m sure you get these kinda girls all the time so i just really wanna know your guess on how many guys over 30 she has already attempted to dig for money with?? I guess for a more accurate guess I should let u know she will be 19 come august.

This girl was probably already smushing older men and fibbing about her age when she was 17, She is just legal to do whatever and whomever now, nothing is gonna change.- nik

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The British Would. Would You

April 5, 2010 Dublin, Manchester, Would You? 4

The British would. would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Alice Go** is a brunette from great Britain, minus the saggy rack I think most people would, would nik?

Answer: no.  Her jawline is heavily photoshopped and she is stretching out her gut.

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