Would You With A Coug

March 9, 2010 Cougars, Dublin, Manchester 8 5,869 Views

Would you?

Would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik My cousin is friends with this chick named Emma Str*. She lives in the United Kingdom and I swear she thinks she’s all that. She’s about 45 years old and she’s trying to get with my 19 year old cousin. She should find someone her own age! She’s also always going to the club to meet younger people so she can fit in and feel good about herself. Nik, would you with this cougar?

45 and still going to raves, she is triple the age of most of the people there…she also forgot to apply her Mac force-field around her eyes.- nik

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Britain’s Most Successful Brunette

February 18, 2010 Dublin, Manchester, The Dirty, Would You? 31 8,693 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik In a last ditch attempt to find you a brunette this is Cheryl Cole pretty much Britains sweetheart, Member of the UK’s biggest girl band Girls Aloud and shes a judge on the X Factor, Simon Cowell’s version of American Idol over here. Its been in the news today that her footballer husband has been caught having a second affair. Would you?

Answer:  I would let her date me for a couple weeks and see if there is any chemistry.  We just got to work on the knee caps, but love is possible.

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English Class

January 5, 2010 Dublin, Would You? 2 5,828 Views

English class

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Roxanne McKee from an English soap opera called Hollyoaks…Well would you?

Is that a photo shopped out bum chin I see and her nose looks a little off..I’ll need more pictures.- nik

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Caption Of The Day

November 2, 2009 Caption of the Day, Dublin, The Dirty 56 6,652 Views

Really Really Dirty Dublin Halloween

DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

Damn it, I just shart myself? Please be funny and not racist.

Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!



Last Caption (Click Here) Winner: Luddite

Move over Leper, we found a NEW mascot for The Dirty.

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Greek Goddess

August 4, 2009 Dublin 27 5,949 Views

Greek Goddess

Greek Goddess

THE DIRTY ARMY: OK so the attached pictures are of Dena and her friends. Dena thinks she is gods gift to men and is a Greek Goddess but I think she is on some serious drugs. They run around to all these dive bars thinking they run the town which isn’t the case.  She has a little boy at home who instead of letting the dad watch him while she is out doing lines of C just finds anyone and everyone else to watch him for her because she is so bitter and cant let things go.  She will even have house parties while her son is there sleeping and people are doing lines all over the house getting smashed.  I think she’s trash but Nik I have to ask you would you?  I am just curious because alot of other guys apparently feel that she is the greek goddess and fall for her.

Answer:  No, she needs to fix her beak, and you can tell she has a bad refund gap when she is naked.

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One Dead After Madonna Stage Collapse

July 16, 2009 ASU, Dallas, Dublin, Paris, Scottsdale, The Dirty 8 6,243 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: (CNN.com) - One person was killed Thursday when a stage being built for a Madonna concert collapsed in Marseille, a fire department spokesman in the southern French city said.

Madonna performs during a concert at the Werchter Boutique festival in Belgium last weekend. Another two people, one British and one American, were severely injured, and four were lightly injured, officer David Goddin told CNN.

“At this point we don’t know how it happened, but we are confident no one else is still under the rubble,” Goddin said.

About 27 fire engines and 80 firefighters responded to the emergency when the stage collapsed at 5:15 p.m. (1515 GMT). Madonna is due to play the first of five concerts for the U.S. singer’s “Sticky and Sweet” tour at the Stade Velodrome on Sunday. 

At least now we know who wasn’t wearing their mandatory kabbalah bracelet.- nik

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Plastic Loving Tranny Kataxenna

July 3, 2009 Dublin, The Dirty 120 8,648 Views

Plastic Loving Tranny Kataxenna

Plastic Loving Tranny Kataxenna


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is “Kataxenna K*millia K*va” aka another fake ass myspace model. Check out her waist, she claims it’s natural, along with her collagen-inflated lips, and the rest of her disturbing body. Besides her nasty plastic torso, her face is that of a tranny. But some guys have defective eyes since they beat it to her pix.

What is wrong with her waist, did a magician mess up?- nik

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Star Face Tattoo Girl Confesses

June 23, 2009 ASU, Dublin, Glasgow, Manchester, The Dirty 23 7,105 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the crazy girl with the 56 stars on her face finally admitted that she requested the tattoo and fabricated lie after lie to cover it up:

Kimberley Vlaminck, the girl who claimed her face was tattooed with 56 stars while she slept, has admitted she made up the story. Ms Vlaminck, 18, had initially insisted she went into the tattoo parlour requesting three stars, but dozed off during the procedure and awoke in horror to find a veritable galaxy on her face. She then vowed to sue the tattoo artist, Rouslan Toumaniantz, for $20,000 for failing to understand her instructions.

“It is terrible for me,” she said last week… I cannot go out on to the street. I look like a freak.” But under a wave of cynicism from the public Ms Vlaminck has finally admitted she wanted all the stars and was “fully aware” of what Mr Toumaniantz was doing… “I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them,” she said. “But when my father saw them, he was furious. So I said I fell asleep and the that the tattooist mad made a mistake.”

Mr Toumaniantz had previously agreed to help pay for the tattoo removal saying: “Kimberley is unhappy and it is not my wish to have an unsatisfied client.” But according to the UK’s Daily Telegraph this offer has now been withdrawn, although Mr Toumaniantz concedes he will now get written consent from his clients.

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Euros are all crazy… a bunch of Mike Tyson’s walking around.- nik

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