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Damn it, I just shart myself? Please be funny and not racist.

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THE DIRTY ARMY: OK so the attached pictures are of Dena and her friends. Dena thinks she is gods gift to men and is a Greek Goddess but I think she is on some serious drugs. They run around to all these dive bars thinking they run the town which isn’t the case.  She has a little boy at home who instead of letting the dad watch him while she is out doing lines of C just finds anyone and everyone else to watch him for her because she is so bitter and cant let things go.  She will even have house parties while her son is there sleeping and people are doing lines all over the house getting smashed.  I think she’s trash but Nik I have to ask you would you?  I am just curious because alot of other guys apparently feel that she is the greek goddess and fall for her.

Answer:  No, she needs to fix her beak, and you can tell she has a bad refund gap when she is naked.

THE DIRTY ARMY: (CNN.com) - One person was killed Thursday when a stage being built for a Madonna concert collapsed in Marseille, a fire department spokesman in the southern French city said.

“At this point we don’t know how it happened, but we are confident no one else is still under the rubble,” Goddin said.

About 27 fire engines and 80 firefighters responded to the emergency when the stage collapsed at 5:15 p.m. (1515 GMT). Madonna is due to play the first of five concerts for the U.S. singer’s “Sticky and Sweet” tour at the Stade Velodrome on Sunday. 

At least now we know who wasn’t wearing their mandatory kabbalah bracelet.- nik