Star Face Tattoo Girl Confesses

June 23, 2009 ASU, Dublin, Glasgow, Manchester, The Dirty 23

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the crazy girl with the 56 stars on her face finally admitted that she requested the tattoo and fabricated lie after lie to cover it up:

Kimberley Vlaminck, the girl who claimed her face was tattooed with 56 stars while she slept, has admitted she made up the story. Ms Vlaminck, 18, had initially insisted she went into the tattoo parlour requesting three stars, but dozed off during the procedure and awoke in horror to find a veritable galaxy on her face. She then vowed to sue the tattoo artist, Rouslan Toumaniantz, for $20,000 for failing to understand her instructions.

“It is terrible for me,” she said last week… I cannot go out on to the street. I look like a freak.” But under a wave of cynicism from the public Ms Vlaminck has finally admitted she wanted all the stars and was “fully aware” of what Mr Toumaniantz was doing… “I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them,” she said. “But when my father saw them, he was furious. So I said I fell asleep and the that the tattooist mad made a mistake.”

Mr Toumaniantz had previously agreed to help pay for the tattoo removal saying: “Kimberley is unhappy and it is not my wish to have an unsatisfied client.” But according to the UK’s Daily Telegraph this offer has now been withdrawn, although Mr Toumaniantz concedes he will now get written consent from his clients.

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Euros are all crazy… a bunch of Mike Tyson’s walking around.- nik



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Waaaake Up Greg…

May 1, 2009 Cincinnati, Dirty TV, Dublin, Illinois, The Dirty 6

Time to get Up and start your Friday right!



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Dublin Archbishop: Sex Abuse Report Will Shock

April 9, 2009 Dublin 0

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DUBLIN – The Archbishop of Dublin said Thursday that an upcoming report on child sexual abuse involving Catholic priests will likely reveal that thousands of youngsters were abused from 1975 to 2004.The report “will shock us all,” said Diarmuid Martin, during Mass at Dublin’s Pro-Cathedral.The archbishop said the report, compiled by the Dublin Archdiocese Commission of Investigation, is expected to show that “thousands of children or young people across Ireland were abused by priests in the period under investigation and the horror of that abuse was not recognized for what it is.”The government-appointed commission was set up to investigate abuses within the Dublin archdiocese in 2006, the same year the diocese admitted that up to 102 of its priests were suspected of abusing children. The report is studying how complaints of child sexual abuse were handled.The commission has also now begun an investigation into the Diocese of Cloyne, in County Cork. Commission member Ita Mangan said that could potentially delay the publication of the Dublin report which had been planned for this summer.”The commission will be finishing the report in May; we then send it to the government, and they then decide when to publish it,” Mangan said Thursday. “The government is obliged to publish it, but not necessarily the next day. It could be further complicated by the fact that we’re also inquiring into the Cloyne diocese. It is possible the government would decide to publish the two reports together, which could then be September, October.”The Department of Justice, Equality and Law Reform said Thursday that it could not confirm any planned date of publication.Ireland, a predominantly Catholic country, has been rapidly secularizing in recent years, spurred by the outrage at the hidden abuses within the clergy. Archbishop Martin, a Vatican diplomat assigned in 2003 to address the problem, appeared to address that disillusionment Thursday in his homily.”There is a dramatic and growing rift between the church and our younger generations and the blame does not lie principally with young people,” he said.

Blame it on the h-h-h-holy water.- nik



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Every Dorm Should Do This

April 8, 2009 Air Force, Anchorage, Clemson, Delaware, Dublin, Iowa, Jackson 3

That is a Breeding Ground for STD’s.- nik



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Model?

April 2, 2009 Dublin 4

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THE DIRTY ARMY: i thought the dirty.com was the best place for these “modeling” pictures.

Was she modeling for shim call girls?- nik



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Why The War In Iraq Is Taking So Long

March 31, 2009 Air Force, Alabama, Anchorage, Auburn, Baltimore, Delaware, Dirty TV, Drake, Dublin, Hamptons, Ibiza, Indiana, Iowa, j3, Jackson, The Citadel, West Point 10

It’s like training to train a group of kids with downs.- nik



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King’s A Playa

March 30, 2009 Dublin 19

King's A Playa

THE DIRTY ARMY: The guy on the left goes by the myspace name r- kelly even though it has nothing to do with his name. Usually posts pictures of himself on myspace without a shirt on hoping to get little girls to comment it. Acts tough and cocky but in his only fight he lost to an amish kid. Overall, he acts like a tool. What do you think nik??

Why would you name yourself after a man who gives golden showers to underage girls?- nik



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Louisville Chugger

March 26, 2009 Air Force, Alabama, Anchorage, Auburn, Baltimore, BYU, Central Michigan, Clemson, Delaware, Drake, Dublin, Ibiza, Iowa, Jackson 2

Would it be a bad idea if we played this in the DIRTY office on Fridays?- nik



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