For Your Lunchtime Enjoyment

Posted in Cleveland, Denver, Detroit, Dirty TV, Dublin, Hamptons, Houston, Iraq, Kansas, Manhattan, Noodle Nation, The Dirty

I will now only travel in a crowd wearing a gas mask. I decided. Now get back to work.

**Yes, oldie but goodie.

Douche Fest

Posted in Dublin

If you’re a douche and you know it raise your hands.

Breaking News: Hot Ron and Niki Ghazian Still Together?

Posted in Dirty Athletes, Dublin, Hollywood, London, Manchester, The Dirty

They were spotted again at Villa last night and the paparazzi was all over them, especially FHM pinup model Niki Ghazian.

Well that is not good news… wait until monday when Niki reads about her greasy Portuguese stud Cristiano Ronaldo cheating on her. Yes, I got the exclusive. Hot Ron is a player, a soccer player.

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InCase You Didn’t Know…

Posted in Cincinnati, Colorado, Denver, Detroit, Dublin, Hamptons, Houston, InCase You Didnt Know...

SHIMs have long fingers, shiny 7 heads, and a tuck and taped back package.

** SHE + HIM = SHIM

Douche

Posted in Dublin

Brendan drinking alone is not healthy I’m starting to worry about you.

Freak

Posted in Dublin

Aaayyyy….come to Dublin and have a fag with me!- nik

SGM Dwarf Mascots

Posted in Atlanta, Austin, Charlotte, Cleveland, Dallas, Denver, Detroit, Dublin, Hamptons, Houston, Jersey, Manchester, Melbourne, Miami, Michigan, Minnesota, Montreal, New England, New Orleans, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Richmond, San Diego, San Francisco, Scissor Gang Mafia, St. Louis, Sydney, Texas, Toronto, Vancouver, Washington DC

Everyone loves midgets and dwarfs! Think of how big your Greg would look in their lil’ nubby hands!- nik

Jesus Loves His Hummus

Posted in Atlanta, Austin, Charlotte, Chicago, Detroit, Dublin, Hamptons, Iraq, Minnesota, Montreal, Oklahoma, Orlando, Pittsburgh, Scottsdale, Seattle, Washington DC, Wisconsin

The end of the world is coming, Jesus was spotted by The Dirty Army at Pita Jungle in Scottsdale. When asked what his fav dish was, he said, “Jalepeno Hummus…” he then fed everyone at the restaurant with a loaf of bread. Needless to say the owners of the Jungle were not happy and asked him to leave.