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The Sloot Of Hickory Ridge

Posted in Charlotte, Duke | August 25th, 2009

The slut of hickory ridge

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the sl*t of hickory ridge, in just one summer she’s became worse than her new “bff” lindsey w**d. who was the hickory ridge sl*t last year. but no, maddie took her place by farrrrr. watch out if you break up with a guy she’ll f*ck him in three days, thats what she did to nathan f*rr. and she thinks he wants her? please, he just wanted to get some & since he did he’s totally done with you. so get that through your head, any guy who you do stuff with doesnt care about you they just wanna GET SOME. alright, well heres the new hickory ridge sl*t for you guys.

It’s only going to get worse once she starts college, that’s when girls let their inner sl*t shine.- nik

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Poor Don King

Posted in Duke, Hollywood, The Dirty | August 25th, 2009

Poor Don King

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what has happened to the worlds greatest boxing promoter?

He did kind of fall off the face of the earth?  This must be his bastard daughter.- nik

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Best Of North Carolina

Posted in Charlotte, Duke, UNC, Would You? | August 18th, 2009

best of north carolina??

best of north carolina??

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these girls think they are the best thing. in all the bikini contests. all bartenders cuz they cant make it through school to have a professional job. all sleep with each others leftovers. girl on right is local celebrity. girl on left slept with douchebag J.J. Redick (all it took was i choose you, now f*ck me) aside from all that, honest oppinion nik (this is my first post!!) WOULD YOU?

Answer: No, do nose jobs not exist in North Carolina or something?

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JJ Redick, Maybe One Day Buddy

Posted in Dirty Athletes, Duke, Orlando, The Dirty | June 13th, 2009

JJ REDICK maybe one day buddy

JJ REDICK maybe one day buddy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik maybe former Duke legend now Orlando bench warmer JJ Redick should pay attention to trying to be a good scorer as an NBA player rather than scoring with beat chicks, what happend to this guy Nik he used to be the S**T in college now he stinks.

He gets nervous around chicks and dentists.- nik

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Dominatrix

Posted in Appalachian State, Charlotte, Davidson, Duke, East Carolina University, Wake Forest, Would You? | April 29th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I figured it out non of these girls are good enough for you, its cause your a lil freaky one arent you…this dominatrix I think is just what you need.  Check out all her accessories, how many spanking padels can one women have.

Nice Cross in the backround, I don’t really think Jesus would approve of your lifestyle. Just sayin’- nik

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Let’s Play A Game

Posted in Appalachian State, Charlotte, Davidson, Duke, East Carolina University, UNC | April 21st, 2009

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Is this shim tucking a Greg? DIRTY ARMY your thoughts?

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Manwh*re Cop, Frodo Baggins Sister, And The Bride Of Frankenstien

Posted in Appalachian State, Charlotte, Davidson, Duke, East Carolina University, NC State, Raleigh-Durham | April 17th, 2009

Manwhore cop, Frodo Baggins sister, and the Bride of Frankenstien

THE DIRTY ARMY: These three ridiculous looking people are complete douches. the dude is a man wh*re who has f*cked both of those ugly ass chicks and pretty much anything else that moves. Frodos sister is a dumb wh*re who likes to get as much attention from anybody and anything in ANY way possible. I dont even think I need to discuss Frankensteins Bride- I mean look at her. REALLY?!

Her +2 is trying to escape.- nik

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For The Gays?

Posted in Appalachian State, Charlotte, Clemson, Davidson, Duke, East Carolina University, The Citadel, UNC, University Of South Carolina, Wake Forest | April 16th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, i asked this guy for a pic on myspace (im a girl) and this is what he sent me. kinda gay if you ask me.. so nik, is he for the gays?

Yes, mommy’s underwear and the gayviators gave it away.- nik

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Would You?

Posted in Appalachian State, Charlotte, Davidson, Duke, East Carolina University, UNC, Would You? | April 15th, 2009

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NO: The only reason the is laying that way is to cover her stomach rolls.

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A Horse NOT To Ride

Posted in Appalachian State, Charlotte, Davidson, Duke, East Carolina University, NC State, Would You? | April 14th, 2009

A Horse NOT to Ride

A Horse NOT to Ride

THE DIRTY ARMY: This b*tch is in a sorority, thinks that she’s this southern belle slathering her verbage in a disgusting, distasteful southern accent, she moves though social groups faster than a bad trend because of her dying urge to f*ck everything under the sun. I’ve heard her FATHER remind her to take her birthcontrol as far back as highschool so she’s not exactly the new girl on the block. She hangs out at City Limits downtown and for some unknown reason feels the need to hoist herself onto the mechanical bull frequently to jiggle that shit around for all to view (&then spew) but honestly believes shes sexy. So tell me Nik, after being slipped a rufie, blindfolded, with a novacain numbed greg, in a dark room with no witnesses, and with a BJ from Jenna Jameson before- would you?

Answer: No, I could still feel her fat jiggling all over me.

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