THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl loves to lick a good popsicle if you know what i mean. if its your bday hit this girl up for a bday surprise ..not realy a surprise cause you know whats going down anyways love driving and getting a lil he*d hit her up.

Is she rinsing her mouth out with windshield wiper fluid?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I find it ironic that your boy was a Duke lacrosse player.  We very well know what those guys have been up to in the past and there is no doubt in my mind Brock Lander’s got down like the rest but never got in trouble.  Now it makes sense why his posts were so detailed and so crazy.

Brock was my boy. We partied hard. He made Duke proud.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this dirty girl named alyssa symballa (right)  gives guys constant head at parties, she even f*cked the same guy her good friend did.she wears really short skirts to roadhouse thinking its her stripper castle. this dirty girl needs to be exposed.

Thats cause parties are where the moneys at…her face looks like it has a glaze of visine on it.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m sure you have heard and who knows how many submissions you got about Karen Owen’s (Blonde One) F*ck List and her experiment if you want to call it that since it has been on every single site possible already.  Anyway I think she is pretty hot and not surprised she could sleep with whoever she wanted to, I wanted to ask you Nik, if you were in college would you have approached Karen Owens?

She tried to submit herself to help get more “clients” during the list process. She is all legs… everything else on her body including her face has expired.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I always see this guy around campus, he honestly thinks he’s Britney with his diva attitude and his snake to match his huge ego. So…if you were a girl, would you?

Well I’m not gay so no, but I bet he has a dreamy photoshoot done with his snake (no homo).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Matthew Cohen VP of Oppenheimer Funds cooks cr*ck and blows his clients $$$ on his bad habit. You gotta love his investment.

Don’t invest in Oppenheimer because they invest in cartels.  I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you guys have it right with the shannon j girl. she is all over the place. no telling how many jerseys she’s gone thru. she has them posted all over her facebook like its her list of conquests. like shes proud of it. SMH. girls these days. i was suprised she hadn’t been here before either.

She needs to transfer to Morehouse College or Howard University to live her dream to the fullest… it would be great to widen her horizons.- nik 

Also See:  Delusional Model/Cleat Chaser

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m surprised no one has posted this girl yet. Meet Shannon J. She is a proud former Hooters girl and a total cleat chaser. She claims to be a massage therapist and tries to offer her services to all athletes.  She sends messages to every black athlete she can find on Twitter and Facebook, sends them her number and makes no attempt to hide that she’s a major groupie.  She is from NC and tried to get with every UNC, Duke and NC State football and basketball player before coming to conquer the AZ sports scene. She says her fish lips and rack are real (the rack might be due to its saggyness) and looks about 40 even though she’s only 20. Of course, she airbrushes most of her pics anyway. She really thinks she could be a model, but doesn’t realize she looks like a man in most of her “modeling” shots. So Nik, she wouldn’t because you aren’t black or an athlete, but would you?

Answer:  No shot, she is way to amazon WNBA like for my taste.  She is one of those white girls who looks like she only likes black guys.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the sl*t of hickory ridge, in just one summer she’s became worse than her new “bff” lindsey w**d. who was the hickory ridge sl*t last year. but no, maddie took her place by farrrrr. watch out if you break up with a guy she’ll f*ck him in three days, thats what she did to nathan f*rr. and she thinks he wants her? please, he just wanted to get some & since he did he’s totally done with you. so get that through your head, any guy who you do stuff with doesnt care about you they just wanna GET SOME. alright, well heres the new hickory ridge sl*t for you guys.

It’s only going to get worse once she starts college, that’s when girls let their inner sl*t shine.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what has happened to the worlds greatest boxing promoter?

He did kind of fall off the face of the earth?  This must be his bastard daughter.- nik