Cactus Shadows High School Vice President Knows How To Party
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the Cactus Shadows High S...
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Would You With This NC Homie Hopper
Posted in East Carolina University, Raleigh-Durham, Would You? | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this classy broad’s name is Kylee Gr**. She started dating someone in my group of friends a few months back. We were happy for him at first, she seemed decent, kinda flat-chested but alright. Boy was I wrong…she is one crazy ass bitch. She actually hit and punched him on numerous occasions and partied constantly instead of taking care of her son. She got high on pills one night and asked if I wanted a blow job..I had the good sense to say no. She dumped him to date another one of my friends, and then slept with both her ex and some other dude when she was drunk. My friend wouldn’t believe she would cheat on him…so our other friend had sex with her(sober) and brought him proof(pictures) just to show him how easy she is. I won’t even inflict those pictures on you…she has the chest of a 12 yr old boy and her vag looks like a rotten roast beef sandwhich. So if she got +2’s, a nose job, and the lights were off…would you?
She looks evil, I think she is going around trying to spread the Dennis Rodman to any guy she can.- nik
Huge Cheater And Liar
Posted in East Carolina University | February 26th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this creep is Bradlee. Yes this f*g has a kid and I hope the kid ends up nothing like his father. He also sits at home and plays video games all day, He has been married twice and was just engaged to a great girl that he has been cheating on. Girls stay clear of this guy he is a cheater and a liar. He’s from the Kinston and ecu area. His underwear is probably as dirty as his hat.
I think most girls would stay clear of him anyways, he looks like Mr. Potatohead.- nik
Pretty Brunette
Posted in East Carolina University, Would You? | January 26th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I think shes gorgeous!! gorgeous eyes, naturally pretty, and a BRUNETTE! would you?
Answer: no. Her nose is like a poodles and her dimples are more like severe wrinkles.
Watch Out
Posted in East Carolina University, Raleigh-Durham | December 17th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik these two girls are roomates at ecu. They are known for bringing home a different guy every night and by every night I mean 7 days a week. Stephanie, the one whose pink panties are showing is known for being so crazy that if a guy doesn’t answer his phone, she will call 28 more times in an hour until he picks up. Lauren, the other roommate who looks like a shark, will just go outside their window and wait for them to come out. Talk about crazy ass stalkers. Everyone needs to stay the hell away from them!
I wonder what it’s like to go around being all the dudes drunken regret?- nik
Pathetic Ginger
Posted in Dirty Greeks, East Carolina University, Raleigh-Durham | November 5th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the guy on the right is Sean L*bar- he is a total douche in the Greenville area. He is, clearly, a ginger and claims to be 6′9″ in his freestyles (yes, he freestyles- in public and often). This frat star somehow manages to hook girls by using his sob story about how he found out he was adopted at age 20 and how he can’t bust a load because of his fear of having a child and giving it up for adoption. Yet, he’s not afraid to take hundreds of unsuspecting girls home with him- He brags around town that he has the clap and never took the meds, so all of his girls are contracting the STD. He thinks he is going to be a TV star due to his appearance as an extra on One Tree Hill and he will make sure that you know it. He even attempted to open a strip club, but no evidence of success was ever seen. This giant loser is known to be friends with a rank of the most infamous Greenvillians ever- James C, Worth G, Steven G, Erica R, The S Brothers, Heather R, Stephanie B, Dannon M, Charles O. They are well known for scheming people into doing their dirty work and have all either been to rehab or sold coke or beaten their girlfriends and majority have been banned from the city of Greenville. WATCH OUT FOR THIS FRAT KING AND HIS ENTOURAGE.
Note to self: stay the hell away from this guy.- nik
Back To School
Posted in ASU, Alabama, Arizona / UofA, Auburn, BYU, Chico State, Clemson, Colorado, Colorado State, East Carolina University, FSU, Florida Gators, Fresno State, George Washington University, Georgetown, Georgia, Gonzaga, Harvard, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas State, MSU, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Missouri, Montana State, NC State, Navy, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Oregon, Oregon State, Penn State, Pitt, Rutgers, South Florida, Southern Illinois University, Stanford, TCU, Tennessee, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, The Dirty, UCLA, UCONN, UCSB, UMASS, UNC, UNLV, USC, Utah, Utah State, VCU | August 20th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???
Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik
Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here
If you don’t see your school just email me to add it. Freshman 15 for life!
Dominatrix
Posted in Appalachian State, Charlotte, Davidson, Duke, East Carolina University, Wake Forest, Would You? | April 29th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I figured it out non of these girls are good enough for you, its cause your a lil freaky one arent you…this dominatrix I think is just what you need. Check out all her accessories, how many spanking padels can one women have.
Nice Cross in the backround, I don’t really think Jesus would approve of your lifestyle. Just sayin’- nik
Let’s Play A Game
Posted in Appalachian State, Charlotte, Davidson, Duke, East Carolina University, UNC | April 21st, 2009
Is this shim tucking a Greg? DIRTY ARMY your thoughts?
Manwh*re Cop, Frodo Baggins Sister, And The Bride Of Frankenstien
Posted in Appalachian State, Charlotte, Davidson, Duke, East Carolina University, NC State, Raleigh-Durham | April 17th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: These three ridiculous looking people are complete douches. the dude is a man wh*re who has f*cked both of those ugly ass chicks and pretty much anything else that moves. Frodos sister is a dumb wh*re who likes to get as much attention from anybody and anything in ANY way possible. I dont even think I need to discuss Frankensteins Bride- I mean look at her. REALLY?!
Her +2 is trying to escape.- nik
For The Gays?
Posted in Appalachian State, Charlotte, Clemson, Davidson, Duke, East Carolina University, The Citadel, UNC, University Of South Carolina, Wake Forest | April 16th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, i asked this guy for a pic on myspace (im a girl) and this is what he sent me. kinda gay if you ask me.. so nik, is he for the gays?
Yes, mommy’s underwear and the gayviators gave it away.- nik
