Posted in Charlotte, East Carolina University, The Dirty | January 11th, 2012
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ashley, hmmm a name that’s pretty common right? Well I can assure you, this one is very different. Shes 32 years old and has worked probably 6 months out of a 2 1/2 year stretch. This one loves to hide behind her smile, hence the title. In her mind she is perfectly fine but yet everyone around her is someone she just met because everyone else, her real friends, no longer know who she is and do not associate with her. Shes locked in a prison of lies. Everyday is a lie. Pill-Poppin Animal is another word that comes to mind when describing her. This girl will steal from her own family to support her habit. Charlotte Pharmacies are open because this girl is alive. Do not trust her AT ALL. She will use you to get what she wants and thats it. Taking advantage of her parents and using there hard earned money to live off of is sad. Ashley is also known to sleep with married men, and use men who have kids, use ex bf’s family members’ children to get closer knit between her and his family. She is capable of anything and cannot be trusted. RUN FAST if you see her face. Shes very dangerous to herself and those around her.
Why did I click the image? I love how she does drugs around the children’s play toys.- nik
Posted in East Carolina University, Raleigh-Durham | August 25th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Jonathan Payne. He thinks he is so cool because he is 7 feet tall. Jonathan sent pictures to me and all my friends of his hairy wank. We told him to stop but then he wouldnt and asked us to meet up with him. He tried once to get us to suck his greg for some bong rips, gross. Supposedly some stupid sl*ts fell for it. I feel so bad for his girlfriend. He gets with any girl he can get. He thinks he’s so cool bc he’s in a frat. He tries to buy nice things but all his money goes to child support for the girl he had when he was 15. THIS LOSER WORKS AT AN ICE CREAM SHOP AND DRIVES AN UGLY *SS BUICK AND CALLS IT THE”BLUEGOTTI”.WHAT AN EFFING JOKE!!!!
Watch your drinks around the creepers in the back.- nik
Posted in East Carolina University, Raleigh-Durham | August 22nd, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, lemme tell u about this girl peyton mills. you know how people always say never judge a book by its cover well peyton is the perfect example of that. when you first meet her you prob would not expect her to do the things she has done. that is exactly why i am obligated to put this girl on blast. one night at a party i met this girl after a few mins of talking she proposed that we should go up stairs. of course i accepted. luckily my friend looked out, he pulled me aside and told me the nasty details of this girl. first of all she has been trained, yes i mean TRAIN’D several times and not with just the run of the mill guy shes been taking the black mamba by several hood rat dudes but thats far from the end of it, now noone is sure when it happened or who it came from but she has aquired quite a bit of drd’s. HAHAHA now the funny part is that they are not all down under….lets just say you dont want to kiss the girl. i truely do pity the next guy that this monster tricks into hooking up with her, i wouldnt wish it apon my worst enemy. i would think that is more than enough reason not even to look at her but heres something that i personaly found to be the funniest part of this girls history, while at a party two guys approached her at the bp table within the next 2 minutes she was down on her knees playin 2 flutes at once. D*MN!!!!! thats some nasty SH*T. be on the look ECU watch your friends backs because there is no telling who or where she is going to strike next.
Answer: No, I’m not into triangle figures or swollen cheeks.
Posted in East Carolina University, Raleigh-Durham | July 13th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Were to even start with this girl. One she looks like Big Foot daughter her shoe size is a mens 15 there fcking huge, Two have you seen here eyebrows they look like caterpillers are walking on her face. Don’t let the makeup and tweezers fool you. Three she’s a girl that lies, cheats and uses guys to get a nut in her face. She says you can trust her but its all a lie. Four she loves to be the dominate one in the relationship, and she love to have cum shot in her ears. But over all caterpiller eyes would be a great lover for a few weeks and then…… on with the next one on with the next !!!!
The girl???- nik
Posted in East Carolina University, Raleigh-Durham, The Dirty | May 31st, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! this is Corey, she is so gorgeous and such a down-to-earth girl. Every guy in NC can only dream of getting with this girl. I really think the search for your brunette is over. What do you think, would you Nik? I dare you to find a flaw.
She is not my brunette, the nose is way too bubbly.- nik
Posted in East Carolina University, Raleigh-Durham | May 26th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is one of North Carolina’s biggest slootbuckets to ever curse God’s green earth, yes I meant to put CURSE! This h*e-bag has done it all…lemme rephrase that done THEM ALL! Its so bad that this h*e had f*cked the entire East Carolina Football Team!!!! Yes an entire fcking team!!!! Threesomes=CHECK! Head to random guys=CHECK! She’s delusional and thinks shes the f*cking sh*t! She was a f*cking whale after our HS Graduation and now that shes in the army shes lost tons of weight, literally, but its not like she had a choice, it was either the army or back into prostitution since she dropped out of ECU which isnt even that hard!
That bottle would be nothing for her.- nik
Posted in Dirty Greeks, East Carolina University, The Dirty | April 7th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl here, is greensville’s finest h*e aka TESSA TRAVERS! Just to give you a small idea of how much of a wh*re this girl is .. the initiation into Alpha Phi was to roll a pair of dice, and whatever number came up she had to sleep with that many guys. Of course this wasnt an issue for ms attention wh*re tessa travers! She slept with 6 guys just to be accepted into a sWH*RErity at ECU. Knowing that being such a pathological liar this was the only way she would make friends here. All this girl does is lie lie LIE LIE LIEEEEEE and lye! BEWARE: anything this amazon woman tells you she probably sh*t out early that day. She will say anything and everything to fit in!
Six seems like a low number for me? Aren’t sorority girls at ECU required to have had 20 Gregs inside of them to pay for new friends?- nik
Posted in East Carolina University | March 15th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, DA Strong holding it down in Myrtle Beach. Katie and Kelly are two slores from ECU that tried to get my girl hooked on sniffing methadone, vicodin, and pepsi when she was rooming with them earlier in the year. She had to move out because they wouldn’t stop the dope head pictured, Pete from bringing it to the house. The blond is an EZ-DZ Delta Zeta, comes from a family of drug addicts, and pukes to keep her weight down when she isn’t getting high. I think it stems from daddy issues, he left her mom for his secretary not too long ago. The brunette can’t get laid to save her life. She tried to slay my brother when we visited and it didn’t work out so well for her. These girls need to be put on blast.
The blonde has a nose for days… perfect for drugs.- nik
Posted in Charlotte, East Carolina University | March 15th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I went to college with this kid Casey Rhyne at East Carolina in 2006. This kid was the typical 26 year old creeper who should have graduated college 4 years earlier then he did, but decided to hang around the college scene because he was a f*cking ZERO. This juiced up meat head would drive around campus in his Hummer taking advantage of young college girls. He was a bouncer/bar tender/loser then, and it appears 5 years later he is still up to his same ways, only he moved his act to Charlotte and he’s hit the prime age of 30. Check out the link below….. Hopefully the kid does some jail time. Click Here to Read Full Article
The article is about him in a fight at Suite Nightclub, not him being a creeper.- nik
Posted in East Carolina University, The Dirty | March 12th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! This girl is Brookelle Stockton. She prances around ECU like she is god’s gift to all men. She models for random ads (including one with jeremy shockey), hangs out with her “maxim” girls, and has appeared in some low-budget music video, no one likes her. And she is the most superficial obnoxious person around. She just got +2′s over the summer which help her out a little…..VERY little.
Her body looks soft to me or maybe it is because her face is overweight.- nik
