THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! this is Corey, she is so gorgeous and such a down-to-earth girl. Every guy in NC can only dream of getting with this girl. I really think the search for your brunette is over. What do you think, would you Nik? I dare you to find a flaw.

She is not my brunette, the nose is way too bubbly.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is one of North Carolina’s biggest slootbuckets to ever curse God’s green earth, yes I meant to put CURSE! This h*e-bag has done it all…lemme rephrase that done THEM ALL! Its so bad that this h*e had f*cked the entire East Carolina Football Team!!!! Yes an entire fcking team!!!! Threesomes=CHECK! Head to random guys=CHECK! She’s delusional and thinks shes the f*cking sh*t! She was a f*cking whale after our HS Graduation and now that shes in the army shes lost tons of weight, literally, but its not like she had a choice, it was either the army or back into prostitution since she dropped out of ECU which isnt even that hard!

That bottle would be nothing for her.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl here, is greensville’s finest h*e aka TESSA TRAVERS! Just to give you a small idea of how much of a wh*re this girl is .. the initiation into Alpha Phi was to roll a pair of dice, and whatever number came up she had to sleep with that many guys. Of course this wasnt an issue for ms attention wh*re tessa travers! She slept with 6 guys just to be accepted into a sWH*RErity at ECU. Knowing that being such a pathological liar this was the only way she would make friends here. All this girl does is lie lie LIE LIE LIEEEEEE and lye! BEWARE: anything this amazon woman tells you she probably sh*t out early that day. She will say anything and everything to fit in!

Six seems like a low number for me? Aren’t sorority girls at ECU required to have had 20 Gregs inside of them to pay for new friends?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, DA Strong holding it down in Myrtle Beach.  Katie and Kelly are two slores from ECU that tried to get my girl hooked on sniffing methadone, vicodin, and pepsi when she was rooming with them earlier in the year. She had to move out because they wouldn’t stop the dope head pictured, Pete from bringing it to the house. The blond is an EZ-DZ Delta Zeta, comes from a family of drug addicts, and pukes to keep her weight down when she isn’t getting high. I think it stems from daddy issues, he left her mom for his secretary not too long ago. The brunette can’t get laid to save her life. She tried to slay my brother when we visited and it didn’t work out so well for her. These girls need to be put on blast.

The blonde has a nose for days… perfect for drugs.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I went to college with this kid Casey Rhyne at East Carolina in 2006. This kid was the typical 26 year old creeper who should have graduated college 4 years earlier then he did, but decided to hang around the college scene because he was a f*cking ZERO. This juiced up meat head would drive around campus in his Hummer taking advantage of young college girls. He was a bouncer/bar tender/loser then, and it appears 5 years later he is still up to his same ways, only he moved his act to Charlotte and he’s hit the prime age of 30. Check out the link below….. Hopefully the kid does some jail time.  Click Here to Read Full Article

The article is about him in a fight at Suite Nightclub, not him being a creeper.- nik