Saturday 18th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Brookelle Needs To Stop Prancing Around ECU Like She Is God’s Gift To Men

March 12, 2011 East Carolina University, The Dirty 24 9,732 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! This girl is Brookelle Stockton. She prances around ECU like she is god’s gift to all men. She models for random ads (including one with jeremy shockey), hangs out with her “maxim” girls, and has appeared in some low-budget music video, no one likes her. And she is the most superficial obnoxious person around. She just got +2′s over the summer which help her out a little…..VERY little.

Her body looks soft to me or maybe it is because her face is overweight.- nik



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Why Are These 2 Only Concerned About Their Hair

March 9, 2011 Chicago, East Carolina University 45 7,203 Views

NICK, WHY OUR THESE 2 FAGS ALWAYS CONCERNED ABOUT THEIR HAIR & SLEEP AROUND WITH SAME GIRLS?

NICK, WHY OUR THESE 2 FAGS ALWAYS CONCERNED ABOUT THEIR HAIR & SLEEP AROUND WITH SAME GIRLS?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Jon Molek & Sahil Sapru.  Everytime I see them in public their hair is always perfect and walk around like their the sh*t. They spend hours doin there hairs and from what i heard..they like sleep with the same girls..one after another…THERE NASTY AND GROSS.. Jon is nothing but a wh*re and has no feelings or cares how he talks and treats women..he thinks there good for one thing only and lies about everything. Sahil makes excuses and is FULL OF CRAP….Sahil never used be like this ever since he started hanging out with that douche bag…hes become an *sshole and forgets about the people that truly matter to him…Sahil you can be such a nice guy…QUIT HANGING OUT WITH JON known as “HOAR”…hes got no future and is retarded….Btw sahil get over your f*cking ex…she left you long ass time ago..move on.

That hair style was cool never. Kind of homo looking.- nik



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Wild Bills Trash

January 19, 2011 Atlanta, East Carolina University 15 5,615 Views

Woodstock Class (gone) Wild Bills Trash

Woodstock Class (gone) Wild Bills Trash

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! This is Kelli P. She has gone from fun, classy, over achiever to Wild Bills Shooter girl (who happens to be a walking advertisement). Her Facebook is constantly being updated to “y’all come out to wild bills tonight thirsty Thursday .99 cent beer”. Are you kidding me if I wanted to know about Wild Bills I would check their website, NOT my news feed. She is always ditching her friends for random guys. She gets caught up in relationships that arent even real! Its a different guy every night. No one can keep up anymore. She is even the type of girl who hooks up with “good friends” ex boyfriends!!!! Thats just ridiculous. Not to mention her TRIBAL tattoo on her right shoulder. Are you kidding me? That is something a guy would have, not a petite young woman. and her hair extensions, I can never tell which hair is real anymore. She does have a heart of gold, but she has recently just let herself go! What do you think Nik?!

I think you enjoy saying “are u kidding me”…but seriously, are you kidding me with their faces, how does their bar make money with trolls like this handing out drinks.  If something like this handed me a drink it would be more reason to sober up so no accidents happened that I’d regret.- nik



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Wiz Khalifa Arrested At East Carolina Concert

November 9, 2010 East Carolina University, The Dirty 55 5,967 Views

Wiz Khalifa arrested at E.Carolina Concert

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, that man Wiz Khalifa had gotten arrested with 300 lbs of weed on his bus at his concert in East Carolina Univ… tweet when he got out waken…baken…wrist still achin.” haa.

But he doesn’t look high in the mug shot?- nik



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Beezy From ECU

April 8, 2010 Charlotte, Dirty MySpace, East Carolina University 13 9,617 Views

bitch from ECU

bitch from ECU

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this bitch f*cks anyone and everyone. i was about to date this chick until i walked in on her being gang banged by 5+ guys. She’s a whore and no one should touch her nasty ass loose vag. she has so many f*cking stds she is f*cking nasty. .

She looks like a swinger…She finds fellow swingers cause they will sleep with her regardless of how she looks.- nik



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Would You With This NC Homie Hopper

March 17, 2010 East Carolina University, Raleigh-Durham, Would You? 8 7,327 Views

Would you with this NC Homie Hopper?

Would you with this NC Homie Hopper?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this classy broad’s name is Kylee Gr**. She started dating someone in my group of friends a few months back. We were happy for him at first, she seemed decent, kinda flat-chested but alright. Boy was I wrong…she is one crazy ass bitch. She actually hit and punched him on numerous occasions and partied constantly instead of taking care of her son. She got high on pills one night and asked if I wanted a blow job..I had the good sense to say no. She dumped him to date another one of my friends, and then slept with both her ex and some other dude when she was drunk. My friend wouldn’t believe she would cheat on him…so our other friend had sex with her(sober) and brought him proof(pictures) just to show him how easy she is. I won’t even inflict those pictures on you…she has the chest of a 12 yr old boy and her vag looks like a rotten roast beef sandwhich. So if she got +2′s, a nose job, and the lights were off…would you?

She looks evil, I think she is going around trying to spread the Dennis Rodman to any guy she can.- nik



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