THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the guy on the right is Sean L*bar- he is a total douche in the Greenville area. He is, clearly, a ginger and claims to be 6’9″ in his freestyles (yes, he freestyles- in public and often). This frat star somehow manages to hook girls by using his sob story about how he found out he was adopted at age 20 and how he can’t bust a load because of his fear of having a child and giving it up for adoption. Yet, he’s not afraid to take hundreds of unsuspecting girls home with him- He brags around town that he has the clap and never took the meds, so all of his girls are contracting the STD. He thinks he is going to be a TV star due to his appearance as an extra on One Tree Hill and he will make sure that you know it. He even attempted to open a strip club, but no evidence of success was ever seen. This giant loser is known to be friends with a rank of the most infamous Greenvillians ever- James C, Worth G, Steven G, Erica R, The S Brothers, Heather R, Stephanie B, Dannon M, Charles O. They are well known for scheming people into doing their dirty work and have all either been to rehab or sold coke or beaten their girlfriends and majority have been banned from the city of Greenville. WATCH OUT FOR THIS FRAT KING AND HIS ENTOURAGE.
Note to self: stay the hell away from this guy.- nik