THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Dakota Dirty Piche. This guy is a straight up goof headed loser, who doesn’t know what the f*ck a condom is. I guarantee that 75 percent of the DRD circulating in E-town have come from this guy. He has like 3 kids who he can`t provide a single penny to because he doesn’t work. Seriously, this guy is almost 25 and the only job he`s ever worked was at Arby’s like what 10 years ago, this guy is one of E-towns future pan handlers. HEY, Dakota you’re dirty, go get yourself an std check and grab some of the free condoms while your there, I’m sick of hearing about the new chick your got preggers like every other week.

I wonder if he plucks or shaves that patch in his eyebrow.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look at this FAKE, diirty lebanese goooof! His name is Salim. He’s posted people on this website before because he has nothing better to do! He used to work at the most ghetto nightclub in Edmonton until it recently shut down. He would always be scamming free drinks off of people and would blame everybody else for his shady lies and tricks including the bartenders & bouncers. He tells everybody that he’s rich and supposedly goes to Lebanon but this goof hasn’t even left the country before hahaha what a joke! He takes pictures of cars that he sees on the streets, uploads them to facebook and tells everybody that they’re his, the funny thing is is that he doesn’t even have his learners permit yet! This dude is constantly surrounded by sketchy guys within the shadows of the nightclub scene. He thinks that everybody loves him but so many people wanna beat him up because of his “gangster wannabe” attitude. He loves to talk sh*t over the internet but when people see him in person, he runs the other way like the b*tch that he is! he treats his girlfriends like dirt and uses them for almost everything including rides and money. He wears the same clothes for weeks at a time and is in debt with so many people it’s unreal! And above all this he is the biggest back stabber to have ever walked the planet, he does nothing but talk s#!t about everybody he knows, Salim, smarten up please and have some respect especially for yourself.

If he was rich his flag wouldn’t be taped to the wall.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl right here must be Edmonton’s biggest sl*t. Her name is Jennifer Elder. She sleeps with anyone that would give her the time of day, and she thinks it’s cool to f*ck other people’s boyfriends, especially when they have a kid, and a family. She thinks she’s so hot, and thinking that everyone loves her, but in reality people are just using her to get weed. She’s constantly talking about how she has hook up’s to get pills, and acid, thinking she’s cool. She take’s picture’s in her underwear and sends them to everyone. She has no respect for anything, not even herself which is why she puts out all the time. She is a spoiled rotten bitch who will go behind your back and try to f*ck up your life. Every time i see this girl, i could smell her jungle breath from a mile away, she’s straight dirt who everybody makes fun of. This sloot hops from guy to guy like there’s no tomorrow. NOBODY likes her. She throws temper tantrums and treats her friends like sh*t when something doesn’t go her way! In most of her picture’s you can tell she’s f*cked right up!

Having the confidence to wear those outfits could only mean drugs.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this deadbeat father is currently living with an old bat and nasty looking sloot (probably with a loose overhung thwat) who tries WAY too hard to look “sexy”, but when in fact she looks like she’s in her late fifties or something and could be possibly receiving Pension already, which could be a reason why this tranny loving ball licking loser is what with her: supplying him with alcohol. crck and the whole works. He’s a walking DRD who claims he “loves” and “cares” for his kids when he abandoned them when they needed him the most, just to be with crackwh*res and fugly squaws with a bunch of kids so he can mooch off them(child tax)!! BEWARE of this F*CKING LOSER!!! Do not let him in to your live or your kids lives, because he’ll just end using you for money. Have a good day!

Is the free bed really worth all the extra babysitting…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is a warning you can take it or leave it do what you choose. You need to be aware of the people you are allowing into your home and the people who you call friends Ashlie tuck is not the person you think she is. She is a bad person who has a past of drinking and drugs. She has 4 kids and none of them live with her as she is not allowed to have her children. She has had her 3 daughter taken away by social services because she abandons them to party for days leaving them with no food and no phone in the home. Ashlie does c*ke.. I understand that she has tried to clean her act up since she’s been with Mike and that’s always a good thing however she continues to lie and cheat her children. She does c*ke and ecstasy with her 14 year old daughter at the time. She has not seen her son is over 11 years and her other daughter charley wont be friends with her on facebook. She pays zero child support for 3 out of the 4 kids. Currently her oldest needs to see a dentist badly. Sydney is a troubled child suffering from FASD due to ashlies drinking while she was pregnant and needs her mother. Ashlie told her that she won’t let Sydney come live with her cause she wont ruin her current relationship. She said mike has money and can take care of her and Sydney needs to live in a group home because she can’t screw her new life up for her. How must have Sydney felt? Her own son has not seen her in many many years, he lives in white court not that far away Stop letting this woman lie and treat her own kids this way.

They’re better off without her, she’s already corrupted the one kid she see’s and I’m sure only makes contact when she needs a fix.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me introduce you to Jennifer Peterson. This 21 year old mother has no respect for anything, not even her 4 year old girl, which is probably why she sleep’s with every guy she meets. Don’t matter if they are in a relationship or not. She lives at home with her parents and is a spoiled rotten bitch and will go behind your back and try to f*ck up your life, any chance she gets. Warning! People of Alberta watch out, this sloot is out of her cage and running wild.

There’s no doubt in my mind her child thinks she’s her sister.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet DAVID. This guy cheated on his fiance of 5 years with sloots off plentyoffish. The girl in the picture is what he left his fiance for. He plays mind games with girls to get what he wants but I guess he finally settled for a tranny!! He’s addicted to oxy cottons, percocets, and is an alcoholic. And to top it off he’s a dead beat dad, ladies watch out for this charmer!

Here’s what I want all couple to do.  Check your boyfriend/girlfriends computer, type in POF in the url.  If nothing comes up you’re good, if its a regularly visited site dump the b*tch.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Guys Name is Dallas Pederson. Watch out for Him and His Family, He is a Dirty c*ck sucker. He sleeps with anything and everything. i Dated him for 2 months and He kept emailing texting and phone sex with Random girls from offline! Beware his family is alcoholics!

His hairdo accentuates his baldness, what’s he thinking.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl here, who now goes by “Caitlin Hully” on facebook, is complete trash. She is psychotic and there is a HIGH possibility she is also bipolar. She works at the most low down disgusting “bars” there is, Morinville’s “The Zoo” or “Smoking Joes.” She thinks shes hot shit and can get any guy she wants, haha well that’s a joke. Just because you’re legs are open for business, doesn’t mean you’re hot shit, it just means you’re a whore. A warning to all the men out there, DO NOT get into any sort of relationship with this girl, unless of course you’re looking for a new stalker. She seems fine in the beginning but its only a matter of time before she becomes more and more crazy. Its a slow progression, but don’t let it fool you. Once you finally realize it will be too late to get out! She will call you over and over and over again, somewhere in the high 50′s. She will call your friends, family or who ever else she can to try to get a hold of you, yeah crazy, I know first hand. She’ll stalk any “check-ins” you have on facebook, so don’t be surprised if she shows up where ever you are! This girl will never make her way out of the sh*t town she lives in to get a real job. She’s perfectly content being a “waitress” and a “Joe Girl” at “Smokin Joes” Not to mention, the awful tattoo she shows off every night while sporting one of the three wal mart brand dresses she owns.

Sporting bruises is worse then tats or any Walmart wardrobe.- nik