THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this guy is the most pathetic person I have ever dated. I met him on POF. He is so insecure and wimpy. One of the first things he ever said to me was him whining about how women don’t talk to him because he’s not attractive. We did get along for the most part. But on our second date, he whips out a flask in the middle of the restaurant and starts chugging it back. This was, of course, after he had told me he “used” to have a drinking problem. I ended up getting drunk with him just so I didn’t feel so awkward about him being wasted. I ended up piercing his lip and he cried and wheezed like a little bitch. Then later on he wanted to have sex with me, but he kind of got a little too busy whining about his small dick. He was so insecure about it he couldn’t even keep it up for longer than a couple minutes. Then he cried about that too. He always was crying about something. When I told him I didn’t want to see him anymore, he flipped out so hardcore that I got scared and felt the need to go out and buy a knife for my own protection. A week later he called and texted me every 10 seconds for an entire day from his friend’s phone, trying to convince me I’m being stalked by a killer. I ended up calling the police on him. Not only all that but he stole dvds and money from me too and laughed and mocked me when I was asking for it back. And last week he comes into the store I work at, sees me and runs out telling his friends “she’s psycho. we gotta go”. Jed, I’m not the one who’s psycho.