THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this piece of Tranny trash is as bad as it gets. Lets just start at the beginning. She started out as a fat, emotional, manic depressive gothic freak. Lieing and stealing from everyone around her. She has since in the last few years become a drug addicted loser. Sucking and f*king every cock in town that looks her way. She has had many major surgeries to make her skinny. Worst one is the amount of nasty lip injections she does and proudly calls herself *trout pout* this girl looks like a f*cking clown. She’s a thief and a liar and even got fired from Edmonton’s dirtiest grimy strip club St Pete’s for stealing from customers. She is the highest form of trailer trash and has the worst lisp ever from a split tongue. Recently she’s been spreading her legs around townpassing out DRD to everyone. She’s even started trying to bang her friends boyfriends. She falls inlove with anything that says Hello. Wake-up Amber you have always been a junkie loser and always will be. No amount of tattoos and plastic surgery will change your unclassiness.

I hope Edmonton looks better than this when I hang this weekend.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jordan Wutzke. One of the biggest liars and creeps out there. He prays on drunk female, sleeps with them and then used them for money. He manipulated a girl into doing his car payments, buying him; clothing, shoes, booze and just giving him money to take girl actually stupid girlfriend out. He talks so much shit and pretends he is one tough guy buy when it comes down to it he will cry and beg for forgiveness. He used a friend to get him a phone, guy is so hurting he has had the same car repossessed 3 times. Drinks and drives all over Sherwood Park and Edmonton putting everyones lives in danger. Do not let him into your home, you will learn that he is a thief and will steal anything that isn’t locked up. Even from a young kid! He has no morals and takes everyone for granted. He is an absolute creep, you can send him a message on facebook to hook up and no matter if he knows you or not, he will. (Try it out! Kind of funny) He is passing around many things so ladies be warned.

He drops the soap.  I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik I hang out at Southgate all the time and I know this dude, Haidar Salami. He was fingering my friend and got caught by freakin’ security and told to leave. SHE JUST TURNED 15. Isn’t that illegal? This guy is like 24! He does a lot of drugs with underage girls. I heard he masturbates at work and is related to Osama Bin Laden.

Where’s Chris Hansen when you need him.- nik

For the first time in my life I will be traveling to Edmonton. So pumped for this Saturday… I love when I get to fly out of the country and meet foreigners. See you at Union Hall like a Gentleman.- nik