THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello Edmonton! I would like to introduce to you, this abomination who’s name is Julie or “juliebear Kovalenko” as she is called on Facebook. Now, I’ve been hearing a lot about this person, I’ve even met her in person once or twice and what I can’t understand is how a creature like this, who looks like Edward from Edward Scissor hands complete with a face full of metal and the rats nest of hair, has any friends at all. Thing is, she may think she has friends but she literally has NONE, all of the people whom she thinks are buddies aren’t. Most of them I fact loath her and I find it absolutely hilarious how majority of people talk behind her back. First off, you take anti-depressants, you must be something messed up in the head you sad pathetic little girl, you should really do Edmonton a favour and just go swallow your bottle, I’m so tired seeing you give girls a bad name and seeing you be trashy in every club/place you go to. Second, you look hideous go get some sun and some clothes that fit you. You’re a bovine sized person, not a size 2. No one wants to see your fat spill out of your clothing, it’s repulsive, cover up, it just makes you look like a disgusting pig. Especially at the club, people go there to have a good time. They don’t go there to vomit because they have to look at you. Also please stop saying you can hoop because no, you can’t. I’ve seen a monkey perform better than you can. Third I don’t know who you’re trying to impress but the whole cake face look isn’t getting you very far now is it? No wonder you haven’t had a boyfriend in awhile. If I was the last man on earth I still wouldn’t touch you, not even with a 100 foot pole. People don’t like you, they never have. You must be blind or something if you can’t see that. This city would not notice or miss you if you were gone, this also applies to the people that you know. If you want a better life, please take my advice from the first statement and doll face, just take the pills, I am begging you. I heard this beast didn’t even graduate from high school, she’s a drop out, how’s that for an added bonus of why she’s so desirable? No class, no education, no friends, going no where in life, is there anything this slooty troll has going for her? Nik, there really isn’t. Julie loves to do whatever drugs she can and will use anyone along with spread her legs for whoever has Pepsi. Show her your holding and this troll will go bat sh*t crazy for your Greg and let you have your way with her. If I was headed that way in life too, I’d sure want to off myself but thankfully there’s people out there, myself included, who have a future, have friends and family who care and have something going for them. I don’t know how she hasn’t gotten all of this through her skull yet. If she only had a brain. Edmonton watch out for this cow, do not associate with her. If you do the only positive thing you will get out of the situation is to laugh at her, and laugh along with everyone else. Take this as a life lesson Julie, not one person would defend you or tell you other wise. That says a lot right there!
More tutu!- nik