THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this mentally unstable sad excuse of a mans name is SKIP KASLEN CLANCY SAM BIRD. So I met this crazy stalker guy who cries at least once a day over spilled milk. I just would like to warn every girl in the province about this very ubstable dude. He is not to be trusted. Hes abusive. He needs to be committed. He literally ruins lives. He ruined mine, like this unstable retard told me we were going on a trip one time as friends then he turned into this obsessive lunatic, whats worse is he got his parents involved, and told me a lie it would only be a couple days and i’d be back in time for work I missed a whole week, it would almost apply as a kidnapping. Did I forget to mention he’s a 26 year old unoccupied alcoholic pillhead criminal who still lives with his parents. Not only does he cry when someone tries to leave him, but he’ll tell his parents on you. I mean grow up already SKIP SAM BIRD. Please, just fair warning to any girls who meets him, he is a deathtrap that should be in a fcking nuthouse, seriously.

He looks like a dyke, it also looks like he lives on that couch.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: His name, William Diehl. He is probably the biggest liar and cheater and dead beat in the Edmonton Area. He has two sweet little babies 4 months apart but do you think he cares? He looks like he is a sweet caring family man? NOPE. This ass has abused and neglected his son and does not even care to see his daughter. But this doesnt bother him any. He dumps his child off when he got him at whoever’s place. Why you might ask? To fck his ugly pizza faced baby ki**ing whore of a girlfriend. He is the type of person that will say he is such a sweet guy but once you have a baby with him its splits ville for you guys. He had a “wife” and treated her like shit. Pushed her away and when she broke up with him bitched and complain but what was he really doing sleeping around. He made her do all the work and never ever said thank you. He expected her to jump and every beck and call. He would complain when she wouldnt have sex with him because she was tired from taking care a baby all day long. He had no and still has no respect for the women who mother his children. They had to flea Edmonton to get away from him and its not fair that he ruined their lives because he is to lazy to step up and do something to support his kids. His main reason is that he is skitzo. Sorry but that is not even close to a rightful excuse. I know pleanty of people who have mental problems and can take amazing care of their kids. He needs to get locked up for good no one should ever lay a hand or swear like he does to his kids! Lets not forget that he has an uncle who has 3 kids all different mamas he swears that he would never be like him but when all his kids want nothing to do with him it will be proved he is EXACTLY like his uncle. Someone needs to learn to rap it.

4 months apart eh, which ones he wifing?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I made the mistake of dating this chick for a long time – til I found out she cheated on me with about 10 different guys and that she’s well known for how many dicks she’s taken. She meets guys online and posts pics that make her look skinny and when they find out in real life she’s a big girl they fck her and toss her. I seriously wouldn’t doubt her number is up over 50 guys. Her best friend doesn’t realize how bad she looks just being seen with her. I’m so glad I got rid of this skank before she gave me a disease. If you see her online beware she is a fatty and a huge slut! If you still dare to venture there wear a condom !!! And plug your nose.

You’re under-estimating.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this closet f*g is Erik Bergnstrom. He is the biggest basket case ive ever met. He has sent me and my friends the most fucked up pictures ive ever seen and now is trying to hit on us. He is a dirty guy and creeps on anything that will talk to him even though he has a girlfriend, poor girl. Ive also heard rumors around that he is gay, which i believe from him mannerism and if you even take a glimpse at his fb. This low life takes more selfies than a 14 year old girl and posts them on every social media possible, and hashtags every damn word in the dictionary. He is self absorbed and cries for people to pay him any kind of attention. I havent replied to this douche and hes still texted me over 15 times trying to get me to talk to him!! But this joke on blast!

All signs point to forgy.- nik