THE DIRTY ARMY: He is a real prize pig. Lies to girls to see them strip on webcam while he is recording them. #fakesoilder. In the army as a pencil pusher. i met this guy and he said he was special forces. totally not true!!!!! the closest he got to Afghanistan was sucking camel cock at the local petting zoo. I thought military guys were suppose to have big cocks, was i EVER wrong! He kept falling out. Thought i felt something, but it might have been his pubes brushing up my sand bar. He drinks cough syrup to get drunk while he is out in the feild. He is psycho. He has split personalities that he talks to and one talks black thug speech. Do not date this guy, you will NEVER CUM. He uses a flashlight to penetrate himself and thinks women love it. He loves when you jack him off and you stick your fist up his asshole.