THE DIRTY ARMY: Lacey simpson is running around the internet scamming guys out of money and sending off nude pics to help. She is a compulsive liar and everyone needs to be warned what she is about. She will rope you in then say she needs gas money to get to you. The night before she is supposed to come see you something drastic happens like her dad suing her or some crap. Lacey karma is coming your way. If you’re too lazy to get a job at least get to a salon and start making yourself a bit more decent.