THE DIRTY ARMY: I really hate people nowadays. They claim to be something, but are fake as F*CK!!! Example 1: Joshua”Aryan” Smith (his words…. Not mine) Is he aware that the original Nazi’s persecuted homosexuals?! Because This loser posts statuses containing nazi symbols and claims to be an Aryan, yet he is FCKING a self proclaimed lesbian?! (I know this makes no sense.. Yet) This brings me to Example 2: Laura Olivia Muir (the FAKE lesbian) First of all it’s clear she dated guys before she met my friend Lana. So idk why she clung on to her so fast (oh, wait, maybe it’s because of all of the gifts Lana buys her… Including a brand new fucking iPhone. All the while this Laura whore works at Orange Julius). So anyways, like I said, she’s been dating my friend Lana for a while. I actually thought Laura seemed pretty sweet. Until a friend of mine, who doesn’t know Lana, saw that I became fb friends with Laura. He goes, “hey, that’s that chick I told you about last weekend. How do u know her?” Well, I was pretty pissed. Because what he had told me the prior weekend was that he had met a girl at the bar and she let him try anal on her. He had gotten her number, but she told him the next day not to contact her because she’s dating some guy named “josh smith” who could be a bit violent. He didn’t mind. It wasn’t like he wanted to date her. Just loved buttsecks I guess… But I did some digging and sure enough she’s friends with a Joshua Smith who claims to be an Aryan. I wonder what he gets out of the relationship. Maybe half of Lana’s presents? Sick fcks. Well, anyways, I’m sure this bitch didn’t think I’d find out about this. BUT sorry, It’s a smaller fucking world than you think. I want to expose both of these fakers for who they are. Fake Aryan and Fake Lesbian… How fcking poetic is that?