THE DIRTY ARMY: Where can I even begin? How about with the ratchet picture displayed above? I feel like this picture says enough, but let’s continue shall we? Keri Coveney, better known as “I wish I was a baller Keri Cee” is a 32 year old degenerate who preys on young girls. Watch yo back! But don’t actually this bitches breath is worse than her bite. Speaking of breath i do recall “Keri Cee”: talking some mad shit about her so called friend Whitney’s nasty breath. Quite a coincidence, stats show she got it from THE CEE! Since were on the topic of all the shit Keri talks, let\’s move onto her BESTFRIEND SHAY! Another winner. Winnah winnah chicken dinnah! Keri and Shay are such close friends they take turns fucking each others girlfriends. Beghind each others backs of course. Sharing is caring. Yes friends this does include the h*rp derp. Shout out to Keri though. For real girl get your shit together. A 32 year old putting money up their nose every week isnt a good look. I mean you could get away with it if it was a weekend thing but you’re taking this shit to work. Shameful. Much like that red bandana you’re repping around your wrist from giant tiger. BB Gun: 200 dollars Red Bandana: 5 dollars (giant tiger special) Siriacha Shirt (Wal_mart edition): 2 bucks Losing all dignity and self respect by just being you: PRICELESS Oh and P.S. you Wendy’s looking motherfcker, YOUR WHITE!