THE DIRTY ARMY: Where do I begin? Well for starts, don’t let her sweet exterior fool you. She is an admitted complusive liar. If you tell her anything she will tell the whole world. She trash talks ALL her friends. She has said to others about using certain friends about all her friends. She is psycho obsessed with her ex and stalks him and you literally cannot talk about ANYTHING without her turning it into something about him. If you go into a store she’ll start telling her whole story about her relationship and drama to the clerk. She is obsessed to the level that she doesn’t care about anyone or anything but him. EVERYTHING she does is with him in mind. She would buy his favourite food for lunch and deny that she actually hates it, for example. If she gets angry shell scream and yell like a psycho down the sidewalks. She is set on becoming a model just to get her ex back and admits that she hates it and that she has no clue what she is doing, and even moved in with a girl that she admited she is using to get into the modelling world. Don’t associate with her because if she decides she doesn’t like you she will trash talk you OBSESSIVELY and also have friends threaten you. She is guarenteed to backstab you. She treats all her friends like shit behind their back. She is a total LEECH. She will mooch and suck you dry. Borrow money and not pay it back. She is trying to be a dog groomer just to get her ex back. Once she k**ed a dog by cutt*ng its thr**t with the clippers and the owners tried to press charges but because she has no permanent address and usually lives from couch to couch they can’t find her. She actually has a lot of charges that she’s managed to escape by hiding. A lot of people are fooled by her and think she is sweet but she is vicious and psycho.

Drop the ‘W’ and you got its name right.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me warn you about this woman named Alina Hansen, aka ‘Re Hansen’. She is 23 years old and her current girlfriend is 15. This is one of the nastiest, fat, craziest pedophile women I’ve ever met. She talks about underaged children sexually, dates nybody she can get, and abuses them. the few friends she has left, ones who don’t really know her, still think she is a nice girl who bends over back-wards whenever people are in need. This is NOT the case Nik! I got together with lots of her exes, and ex friends 2 weeks ago and we all talkd about how it was like being with her. let me tell you, we all had somthing in common, even though lots of us had never talked before. she finds some one young and attractive and acts nice for a little bit, fools around with them, then beats them. we exes talked and during each one of our relationships with her she beat us, threatened us with knives, screamed insults, threatened suicide, and bruised and cut herself purposly and told everyone it was her partners who were abusive. Then when each of us broke it off she went and told EVERYONE that she was the victim and was the one who was abused, and that ALL OF US were the abusiive ones the whole time. seems crazy that a dozen people who didnt really know each other at first would all be lying about her, dont you think? Somehow a few of her dumb-as-nails friends believe it though, and we all are called crazy by them because of her bull-shit. she even had charges pressed against her from a different ex, and was in jail. everyone AVOID HER at all costs, Alina (re) Hansen is the most DANGEROUS psycho woman I have ever known and WILL end up eventually hurting you if you befriend her. This slut will date anything that moves, and lie to get on your good side. If you know her, and think she is nice you should probably get out quick because it changes fast. we all thought she was nice until we were beaten and lied about. Its a dozen people against 1 Nik, who would you believe?

I don’t think it counts if its girl on girl.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Can someone please tell this fat pig Mackenzie L’Hirondelle to stop dressing so slutty. She is a public eyesore. Things with bodies like this should not dress like that. It is bad enough that she is spreading H** and drd through Edmonton (along with spreading her fat legs constantly) why does she also feel the need to spread ugliness and misery through her disgusting escort clothes. She wears those outfits for her tricks and she should keep them behind closed doors. She sucks so much dick for blow I can’t figure out why she won’t lose weight! Oh yeah it is because the rest of the time she is laying on her back under old lebs for chump change, drinking and nodding from all the oxy. She is an idiot, she is so stupid. She should actually go to school and get an education instead of just dressing like a pig nosed, coked out, fat, school girl hooker.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I think she is so beutiful and not many people give her the credit she deserves in edmonton. She loves sucking greg and pulling tricks and i dont understand why no one likes her its her life. yes she is really fat but she still a nice person, she does sleep with her friends boyfriends but really who does not make mistakes over and over. She is obsessed with doing pepsi but i think more people shold be nice to her. Nik dont you think shes cute?

Answer; No, you must be an artists, her face looks like a canvas.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this filthy bitch is named Lonni Ann Jeffrey. She trots around camrose thinking shes a gift from god. Wake up bitch you’re a freshly turned eighteen year old slut trying to sleep with everyones boyfriends. I personally know 13 people who have slept with free fck and every single one of them talked about how nasty her pssy stinks. I heard she was gettin it and he got soft because he could smell her stinky gaping va*ina. She cheated on my friend too many times so he kicked her ugly ass out and now shes living off of luda.. poor luda probably didnt even realize shes taking these pictures and sending them to my friends boyfriend while hes at work… lonni stop free loading off of men and stop making a bad name for females. You disgusting hoe.. why dont you go sniff another line of cocaine and just fck off. Such a shame this stinky drd infested bitch didn’t pass from her liver cancer.. the world would be a better place and the drd rate wouldve gone down.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ladies and gentlemen, this is Kathy Ladouceur, aka Katalina Lee Ladouceur, aka Shy Ladouceur. Let me tell you a bit about this Low life Ashmont sloot. A few years ago she became honorary Captain of a Baseball team….thats right, she is now the proud mother of 9 chilren and owner of only 1. The rest have been taken away or with the fathers, or with child welfare(thank goodness). A real model citizen we have here! She claims to be a chef, and even a former stripper but in reality she has never had a job. She is broke, has nothing and lives with her Parents. she is pushing 40…Sad. Maybe thats why she is so messed up. She just got out of rehab (not her first trip there) and is hard drinking and popping the pills again. She will do anything(and I mean anything!!)for a pack of cigarettes. She thinks she is hot but, the missing tooth, bad breath, extra large gut and wide body tells us otherwise. She’s always posting half nude pics online…not pretty. She is trouble and if she comes your way you should run as she probably owes money to most of the people in Trashmont. A welfare case at its finest! Time to grow up and get a life dont you think Nik?

I don’t wanna know what 9 kids would do to a women.- nik