Justin Rose Lee Has Proven Himself Over And Over


Elvira and JRL??

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is this Elvira hanging out with self proclaimed super douche JRL?? And who is the blonde with them?  And I’m sorry Nik, but I’ve seen enough evidence to know this guy is a pimp.  He bangs the hottest of the hottest, please lie to yourself and say something bad about him.  Thats why he declined to come on your radio show.  He is too big time for that.

Justin please stop submitting yourself. Nobody knows who the f*ck you are and nobody cares. You stalk dirty celebs just to be posted on TheDirty… you’re pathetic (FYI- get a new belt, rocking the same Hermes belt everyday screams broke ass loser).- nik

**And for the record you were never invited to be on the radio show. Easy on the delusions.

Someone’s Using Elvira


Someone's Using Elvira?

Someone's Using Elvira?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was on instagram at username divas_ig and came across a photo that looked a lot like Elvira. I went to that profile. They’re all pictures of Elvira! The profile says she is a Brazilian girl Glamour and fitness model named Niliey Pereira. It seems to me like some random person is using all of Elvira’s pictures and creating a fake identity?? If you look up that name, you come across a twitter, myspace, facebook, and an “official” website too. What’s going on?

Fake profile to lure men into wiring money. Lonely Guy Beware!- nik

Elvira’s Addiction To Surgery


Elvira's Addiction to Surgery

Elvira's Addiction to Surgery

Elvira's Addiction to Surgery

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Elvira’s face keeps changing and it’s not looking any better. She should have stopped after the first few surgeries… but then she got injections for her nose bridge and now a brow lift/botox injection in her forehead? What’s next? She should have listened to you about the breast revision. Now she just looks weird/surprised in her photos…. (I included a before picture when she was actually hott… and more recent ones to show you her new look) What do you think Nik, are recent surgeries helping her look hotter?

Can someone send in her original picture before any plastic surgery. I deleted it back in the day when I was trying to stick it in her butt.- nik

I Had To Look At The Cover Twice


Had a double-take seeing this cover

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, did Playboy Photoshop Elvira’s face on this heavyweight, on the cover of their coming month lingerie catalogue? Your suit on Burciaga gonna be in it?

That’s not Elvira. The real Elvira doesn’t have breasts like that.- nik

Queen Of Plastic


Elvira Queen of Plastic

Elvira Queen of Plastic

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we really need to track down Elvira’s surgeon.  The guy who did this is a modern day hero and every woman should only go to him. He has turned her from BEAT to the hottest woman to ever bless this site.

Why hasn’t he fixed her breasts?- nik

What Is Wrong With Elvira’s Chest


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what is up with Elviras +2′s? One is clearly larger than the other, and looks disgusting. She got 99% of her body done, but forgot the boobs? UGH THAT IS NOT CUTE.

I have been begging her for years to fix her breasts and armpits.- nik

Who The Hell Is This Bombshell


Who the hell is this bombshell

Who the hell is this bombshell

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok, so this chick, her name i think is Brianna, requested me on FB apparently she works for a local car dealership, or so she says, no clue, don’t think a hot ass chick like this would be at a car dealershop, soooo profile looks fake, but she does look effin gorgeous..can’t lie about that, now I see her pics pop all over the place, especially “single site” spam sites…anyone know what the deal is with this chick?

Dude, that is what Elvira use to look like. Her real name is Kelly from Boston.- nik

Elvira Is Looking Hard As A Rock


What Happened???

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just saw this picture of the formerly gorgeous Elvira. What the hell happened to her body? It looks hard as a rock…and not in a good way. I’m in pain just looking at it!

It looks like she shaves really high up there.- nik

Nik, Is Elvira A Porta Potty


Elvira Porta Potty?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how does Elvira pay for all her surgeries? Is she pay for play or what? Whoever her Dr is, he’s amazing!!

I really think she has a doctor practicing certain procedures on her because she has completely transformed. El you still need to fix the old +2′s.- nik

Did You Help Elvira With This One


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just saw on Facebook that Kelly aka Elvira is modeling or trying to model for Swimgerie? What is up with that? Did you help her with that one?

No, she did this on her own. Can’t wait to see Elvira in the “Nik Richie” swimsuit. The swimsuit fashion industry is saying is the “Nik Richie” is the hottest swimsuit of 2012. Finally women are listening to what I think the world should look like.- nik