THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik. Huge fan of your site. Anyway, just thought I would help contribute by sharing my recent annoyance of overtly confident bitches. This girl is from Minnesota and moved to California. Her name is Pamela Xiong and she claims she moved to California for work but I think she is there for herself to make it as a “star”. She is constantly talking about how AMAZING she is; based on her posts, there’s isn’t a damn thing that she isn\’t AMAZING at (cooking, cleaning, wrapping gifts, fcking, getting men, getting attention, etc.), and how she is a life saver, yet, no one knows what she does for work. I don’t think this broad even knows what the word HUMBLE means. It’s definitely not in her vocabulary. Here’s an example of what she posts EVERYDAY on Facebook: “Fellas, even though I’d hold it down for you, and weather all your storms with just as much grace and passion as I do with all the other things I mentioned above; THE WAY ONLY A WOMAN OF MY CALIBUR KNOWS HOW (and nah, it ain’t internet self-hype, been tried, tested and done did it), I’m sorry that I don’t have time to fuss over you over the petty things that the other girls do; the way that you would want me to. And girls, I’m sorry that I can’t be the epitome of the average cliché you would like to see me be. So I’ll just continue on my save the world crusade while you whisper in the background (and take notes).”-Courtesy of her facebook -So what does she do exactly? No one really knows. I think she works odd jobs here and there, brags about how amazing she is, how she doesn’t need a man but talks about nothing but men and lives in a messy bedroom. What do you think Nik? Is she really ALL that she brags to be? And is she secretly a doctor saving lives and we\’re just not aware?

Quit sucking in and clean your room.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Introducing you the BIGGEST WHORE In north dakota. she has been pregnant 3 times, by three different men, she grew up in richardton, shes a nasty gold diggin big nose whore. she works at the past time bar right in marmath north dakota.. she works as a WHORE and bartender raking in any LONLEY married man thats workin for the oil field.. watch out boys..shes been doin this for years..shes still hangin around with her fat little worn out whore legs wide open smellin like rotten chicken..shes a LIEING LITTLE WHORE.?? shes a sick little midget cock suckijn WHORE..her clit is so streched out,its nasty.. SHE I NASTY.. if ur man is workin the oil field in marmath, watch out.. she is there becuz she loves to be surrounded my men.. ?? shes a sick little midget cock suckijn WHORE..she loves money.. warn these guys about her.. shes nasty.. and she dont wear condoms so she can PURPOSly get pregnant and collect child support.. [removed] .she made some guy pay for her boob job in black mail or else she would tell his wife they fuked..she thinks because shes blonde, that makes her hot.. shes a DUMB GIRL and nothing helps..

There’s something missing here.  Why’s she so concerned about covering her neck>- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these girls think they’re they hottest shit ever! obviously, either their blind or need a reality check. One, furthest girl on the right needs to get a gym membership and a face lift to say the least. Two, girl in the middle..god only knows what was going thru your head when you got that haircut , maybe you should just have a sex change and call it a day. Also, pull down your shirt and wear looser spandex, i can see the outline of your di*k. And three, you need to get your head out of your *ss and stop posing, you have potential but its dissipated to say the least, and stop trying so hard to poke out your boobs sk*nk. These girls are PSYCHO. They need a reality check..someone please give it to them!

Three girls and three different attempts at hiding their thighs.  They all failed.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Mrs.Piggy aka pot bellied pig aka Krystina Laraway. I had add her on fb but deleted her cause this b*tch got on my nerves with her annoying conceited posts! This chick right here BRAGS about how her “daddy” is the owner of some multi million dollar business on her bf I mean Fiance fb(what kind of fiance proposes without a ring, lmfao!) tryna come out like she some big bad hot rich bitch!! hahaha far from it, first of all let me say her dad don’t own sh*t, he some regular b*tch working for someone, earning that salary like most americans out there, she must wake up every morning n have snow whites step mother mirror in order for her not to see how her parents done f*cked her up, second of all let me qoute…lol “that awkward moment from the lady in the dressing room saying “you have such a small waist but a big butt” she thinks she is sooooo freaken hott!! What is so hot about being short, fat, full of cellulite, bigger love handles than her man? She also has no chin, a f*cked up grill, fried up hair, one eye bigger than the other, nasty *ss freckles on her face, sh*t not even plastic surgery can fix plain ugly, it’s only a face a mother can love LMFAO saying how she hate how all these americans are over weight but just her double chin out weighs her body lol. She looks like a chipmunk who swallowed her own damn chin lol her and her wannabe rapper b/f have this lame *ss reality tv show on youtube “chicagostyles23″ you DA ppls can just see her ugly personality their and enjoy!” Well nik why dont you judge this piece of sh*t! And tell me what you think of this dumb b*tch?

Not you, you look like your dog.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think I have discovered your brunette beauty right here. This girl has a good smile, nice teeth, and deep amazing eye’s. She is 21 and has AMAZING legs any of us guys would die to touch. I use to go to high school with her and in all honesty she is seemed to truly be down to earth and sweet. The only dirt I got on this girl is she has a son now. Not to mention that she was pretty shy back in the High School days. She is tall with legs that go to heaven!!!!!! She always has a great real tan because I know she has some indian in her. I had a serious man crush on this cutie all threw high school. She always smells wonderful and looks hot. She use to be a blonde but went dark and I gotta say I personally love the change. I gotta know Nik, is she the brunette for you too?

At first I thought that her forehead was photoshopped to look funny and now I realized it’s natural. That’s just sad.- nik