THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this frequently bow tie wearing, shy looking snake in the grass is actually a serial cheater. He is 19 years old, in college and has been cheating on his girlfriend with girls in high school. His sexuality is also at question as well as his general morals. When he is not singing in his all male voice group (closet), he is pretending he doesn’t have a serious girlfriend and picking up anything with a heart beat. This coward didn’t even have the balls to face his long term girlfriend after she found out about all of this mess. Watch out girls at Appalachian, don’t let the glasses and bow tie fool you. Human garbage.