She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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Mid-Life CRISIS
Posted in FIDM, Hollywood | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- this is Alexis… She is pushing 30 and i think going through some sort of mid life crisis. She still claims model even though she only did a tiny bit of modeling in her younger years which were hopefully much kinder to her. She smokes a pack a day, and for some reason thinks she is the sh*t. Her face looks like the grinch only older, and she is the fakest, meanest, iciest cold b*tch i’ve ever met. She goes to FIDM now and is mean to all the girls claiming she doesn’t want to make friends, i think it’s more like she can’t make any. SHe is crazy and humps and dumps dudes all the time…. i think she’s going through some sort of mid life crisis because she’s always in the b*tchiest mood and treats everyone else like sh*t, probably because she’s old and is constantly subjected to being around younger girls who are prettier than her…DA strong Nik.
I’m guessing this is her head shot. Not gonna book anything looking like that sweety.- nik
Polluted Country Thing
Posted in FIDM, Sacramento | March 16th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Monica Bi**. a.k.a. The Grenade. She is so desperate and disgusting that she had a guy that was totally into her and because he wouldnt hook up with her on the 3rd date she dumped him and hooked up with his best friend the very same night!! She’s a nasty whore who should be ignored for the rest of her life. She claims to be working out at Uriah Faber’s gym and can beat any girl up, but when I called her out the fat ass just ran the other way. Watch out for MONICA the man eating, home-wrecking and disease carrying filth. .
I can believe it, I think its safe to say she has pecs not breats…I can see her forcing guys into sleeping with her.- nik
This Blonde Thinks She Can Change Your Mind
Posted in FIDM, Hollywood, Would You? | March 8th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this blonde is the fakest b*tch you can find in Hollywood right now, you’ll find the underage with her 30 year old boyfriend. She is a skinny skelator thats orange and her clip in horse hair isn’t helping her case. What do you think? Would this blonde make you go back from brunette?
Answer: no. Squishing her lips like that doesn’t hide her horse face.
Sandra The OC Slore
Posted in FIDM, Hollywood, Newport, The Dirty | July 13th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the wh*re is no other than Sandra K, 2008 OC FIDM grad and her ex best girlfriend and playboy fresh faces, Corinne. What is this girls problem (Sandra)? Im so tired of seeing this girls face around Newport and club hopping around Hollywood with her Beau, totally wasted out her mind, kissing and flirting with other guys right IN FRONT OF HER FIANCEE! Oh yeah who shes so in love with.Uh nasty! Beware my fellow Orange County women, cause this girl WILL mess around with your man. She’s been around the block; morrreee than once. These pictures were taken during Spring break while her fiancee was setting up his dr office in hawaii before their move (took two weeks after moving to scream back to cail for her mommy). I am one of 6 girls on the boat of 7 guys. The whole thing was suppose to be about drinking and getting buzzed. Not even an hour into the kick it, Sandra and three other girls were wasted, they must have been realllyyyy drunk cause it quickly turned in to a sex party with Kevin, the owner of the boat. Hes actually the one in the pictures. Sandra and Corinne both gave Kev a lot of pickle smoochn’ and pickle juicing. She claims shes neither a sl*t or party girl. She thinks shes s classy, smart, young woman. I dont see none of that in these pictures. What do you think Nik??
FYI, all hearts are to scale based on pepperoni sizes. For her fiancee being a doctor… he sure can pick a winner (guessing he is a dentist).- nik
Confused
Posted in FIDM, Hollywood | May 28th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: HA, I’ve seen this kid around FIDM. However I am confused about the gender of this person?
He’s one lip gloss application away from a Trans-gender surgery in Tijuana.- nik
Biggest Tool In Hollywood
Posted in FIDM, Hollywood | May 13th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is the biggest tool in the city of Hollywood. His name is Jeremy. All he does is sit at home and smoke weed, take steriods, and then from time to time go out in Hollywood. When out he goes around telling people “do you know CAA, well im doing a big project with Kevin and I fly jet planes in the morning at 3 am” I have never seen him with a good looking girl but he always claims to have dates with all these hot girls, yet at the end of one night he tried asking me to go to a gay porn producers place?? WTF. This Georgia raised fool is a total tool, soft as hell, even though he takes mad steroids, and claims he has the best body in town, but is such a puss. His claim to fame is some guy he went to a party with and posted on his facebook. He hangs out all day with his lab puppy telling everyone that his puppy is going to be the biggest actor on tv and calls it jeff……For the gays or what?! Def. Tool BAG! For god sakes he couldn’t even pull the FIDM Dirty Hookers.
Definitely for the gays, and posing with Joe Francis only confirms your homosexuality even more.- nik
Hollywood Fashion Tramps
Posted in FIDM, Hollywood, The Dirty | April 28th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so i think you need a category under colleges for fidm (fashion institute of design and merchandising) even though i really wouldn’t call it a college. Fidm by far has all the sl*ts you need in hollywood… all the girls are around the age of 19 and sleep around with guys over 30. The blonde in the middle has slept with almost all the promoters in hollywood and managers of dolce group. Not to mention the brunette who claims model and has plastic surgery at such a young age to make her look semi attractive, also has slept with the owners of les deux and claims to have a boyfriend while she is sleeping around behind his back… i’m sure some dirty sh*t will show up about them… and cutt out the tard in the back who is well over the age limit of going out in hollywood and is on f*g patrol. another wanna be promoter wearing ASSliction…more to come i’m sure with these fidmettes….
I blame Lauren Conrad, the most famous failed alumni.- nik
