FIDM Should Be Shut Down

Posted in FIDM, Hollywood, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, well the FIDM girls complained the pics weren’t sl*tty enough soooo we will keep them comin. Cheers Michelle, and Lizzy aka JIZZY MCGUIRE! Have fun on your finger painting finals. The last is how many guys she sucked off in the Lex Deux bathroom to get in. Please someone blast these gross chicks call them out for their fake ids and all the bullsh*t… ugh they need to go back to their small *ss towns and get out of LA. FIDM should just be shut down.

FIDM is just collecting tuition at this point. They are definitely going for quantity only these days as you can tell.- nik

Warning: DRD On The Loose

Posted in FIDM, Huntington Beach

warning: HERPES ON THE LOOSE!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: soo nik, i would just like to warn all the poor innocent men out there about this nasty ass oompa loompa that loves to spread her legs and her genital herpes. her name is natalia. she obviously has daddy issues considering this: she put herself on craigslist requesting a man to go out with her and take care of her because she cant do it herself. she ended up recieving a response from a freckle-faced fire-crotch kid that didnt have 1 lb of fat on his body and they went to a motel and did their dirrrty business. and by dirty business i mean he didnt wrap his herpalurp infested greg. the result of this hooker-like behavior was that natalia ended up with genital herpes from some random guy off craigslist. haha. silly slut. thats not even the end of this whoreror story. she now goes around with the knowledge that she has herpes and spreads the love to the few that give in to her sobb stories about her daddy issues. so if u see this nasty b*tch, be sure to throw ur drink in her face and dont feel one bit of sympathy. she deserves it. and i just have to ask….so nik, WOULD U?

Answer: No, she has a lot of back hair, and how dumb do you have to be to list yourself on craigslist not wear a rubber or make any money.

Kings Of Wilshire

Posted in FIDM, Hollywood

THE DIRTY ARMY: Who? DeMario Ja**, Zack Jo** & Chris Co***. DeMario is the leader of the pack, moving to LA in 2005, going to FIDM and f*cking over 400 girls and counting in the process. Then comes in his partners in crime Zack & Chris and they call themselves the kings of DTLA, and Wilshire (Where they live at) They take advantage with their model looks, fast cars and mommy and dads money. I’m a victim from DeMario and I’m here to air him out and put his army of slut -whores on blast! My friends have all hooked up with the “big 3″ and I hope they stop doing it! Ladies let’s stand up to these Jerks that move to LA and try and ruin our lives by lying to us and them leaving us to dry. KINTF is there name.. p*ssy is their game is the slogan. Listed are pictures from DeMario Facebook account.

I didn’t know Kings drank the poor mans vodka. I wonder if those heffers were impressed with that douche flossin with his bottle of smirnoff.- nik

FIDM Sloots

Posted in FIDM, Hollywood

MEDICI/FIDM SLUTS

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this just needs to happen i need to call out all the disgusting medici wh*res that go to fidm. they barely pass their classes and always end up going home they just cant handle la. lets blast these sl*ts please words from the wise and amazing nik richie to follow if any guys want to f*ck borrow a bmw and head to fidm or the medici.

I want to know how the bottom two and the top middle girl got into FIDM!- nik

Home Grown Country Girl

Posted in FIDM, Newport, Would You?

Home Grown Country Girl

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Whitney Ke***. Homegrown country girl. But dresses and acts like she isn’t. I heard she lives in Newport, Ca now with her Boyfriend. I ALSO heard she has magical dick sucking ability. I had to hunt her down on my friends web page just to get her photos. Would you nik?

Answer: No, she strikes me as a mime or someone who rides a unicycle.

I Hope You Get To Meet Her One Day

Posted in FIDM, Hollywood, The Dirty, Would You?

aspiring LA model: Would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Christy, a 22 year old student who moved to Los Angeles from northern CA. She is planning on getting some +2′s in person. Having said that, would you? She is gorgeous in person, amazing eyes. I hope you actually get to meet her one day, because only then will you realize this is the woman of your dreams.

Answer: No shot… I am not trying to look at her boogers in the missionary position. Christy relax on the preventative, it is making your face look 30.

Mid-Life CRISIS

Posted in FIDM, Hollywood

Mid-Life CRISIS

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- this is Alexis… She is pushing 30 and i think going through some sort of mid life crisis. She still claims model even though she only did a tiny bit of modeling in her younger years which were hopefully much kinder to her. She smokes a pack a day, and for some reason thinks she is the sh*t. Her face looks like the grinch only older, and she is the fakest, meanest, iciest cold b*tch i’ve ever met. She goes to FIDM now and is mean to all the girls claiming she doesn’t want to make friends, i think it’s more like she can’t make any. SHe is crazy and humps and dumps dudes all the time…. i think she’s going through some sort of mid life crisis because she’s always in the b*tchiest mood and treats everyone else like sh*t, probably because she’s old and is constantly subjected to being around younger girls who are prettier than her…DA strong Nik.

I’m guessing this is her head shot. Not gonna book anything looking like that sweety.- nik

Polluted Country Thing

Posted in FIDM, Sacramento

Polluted Country Thing

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Monica Bi**. a.k.a. The Grenade. She is so desperate and disgusting that she had a guy that was totally into her and because he wouldnt hook up with her on the 3rd date she dumped him and hooked up with his best friend the very same night!! She’s a nasty whore who should be ignored for the rest of her life. She claims to be working out at Uriah Faber’s gym and can beat any girl up, but when I called her out the fat ass just ran the other way. Watch out for MONICA the man eating, home-wrecking and disease carrying filth. .

I can believe it, I think its safe to say she has pecs not breats…I can see her forcing guys into sleeping with her.- nik

This Blonde Thinks She Can Change Your Mind

Posted in FIDM, Hollywood, Would You?

this blonde thinks she can change your mind

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this blonde is the fakest b*tch you can find in Hollywood right now, you’ll find the underage with her 30 year old boyfriend. She is a skinny skelator thats orange and her clip in horse hair isn’t helping her case. What do you think? Would this blonde make you go back from brunette?

Answer: no. Squishing her lips like that doesn’t hide her horse face.

Confused

Posted in FIDM, Hollywood

Confused...

THE DIRTY ARMY: HA, I’ve seen this kid around FIDM. However I am confused about the gender of this person?

He’s one lip gloss application away from a Trans-gender surgery in Tijuana.- nik

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