She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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VanDirty Girl In Florida
Posted in Florida Gators, Langley, Vancouver | March 11th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Chantelle N*ff, this b*tch is from walnut grove, Langley and she goes to university is Flordia. In high school she thought she was the hottest thing ever but SERIOUSLY CHANTELLE look at your face you look like you got smashed with 50 baseball bats and a crow bar you are soooo f*cking ugly.
She probably moved to florida where the weather is better for horse training.- nik
Florida Gator High Jump Hottie
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Florida Gators, The Dirty, Would You? | March 6th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Erin St*n, a professional bodybuilder and former Florida Gator high jumper. Check out that booty!!! Could you get down with this fitness freak?
Answer: I rather kill myself or donate blood than stick it in any fitness freak. I am not good with Orange Incredible Hulks.
Nik How Bout This Blondi
Posted in Florida Gators, Miami, Would You? | March 5th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girls name is Lash she works at a bar in FT. Lauderdale that closed cuz the owner was a complete D-Bag and ripped off all his employees (AKA the penguin) anyways i know your into brunettes but i was just wondering what you think??
Answer: no. She would be nothing without +2’s.
Nasty Florida Girls
Posted in Florida Gators, Miami | November 12th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl’s name is Sharise Y*rk. She went to Florida to pursue her dreams…..This Hooter knock off restaurant seems to be breaking every health code known to man, plus it exploits little people. ha. Was wondering if you would eat here, or use your connections and have the Health Dept. shut this sh*t hole down. Thanks
Florida is just one giant garbage disposal.- nik
Tim Tebow Costume
Posted in Florida Gators, The Dirty | November 4th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this has to be the best Halloween costume out there… I mean you cant describe it better.
I used to think Tim Tebow was cool, but now I just think he is a chronic masturbator.- nik
Gators Wear Jean Shorts
Posted in Florida Gators, Georgia, The Dirty | October 29th, 2009Georgia is going to whoop on Florida. This kid decided.
Florida Gators Football
Posted in Florida Gators, The Dirty | October 12th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I guess at Florida they get right to the point…
I don’t get it?- nik
Go Cows, I Mean Gators!
Posted in Dirty Cops, Florida Gators, Orlando, The Dirty, Would You? | October 2nd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this lovely smell-a-phant is Sarah C. When she’s not crushing police car hoods, she’s suffocating the guys she passes out on top of! If you have any sort of alchohol, this O-lineman will gladly dispose your man spackle for it. Asking “would you?” is kind of dumb but, would you?
Answer: No, I don’t bang out Football players or Purple Crayon worshipers.- nik
Florida Gator
Posted in Florida Gators, The Dirty, Would You? | October 1st, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, not all Florida chicks are beat. This girl may be in need of some +2s but not bad for the gators. So the question is Nik, would you?
Answer: Tough call… her eyes are so dark. I need more pictures, REAL ones.
Tim Tebow(ne)
Posted in Florida Gators, The Dirty | September 23rd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Tim Tebow says he a virgin, but if you were Tim Tebow, would you give up you V-Card for this chick at the game this weekend?
That chicks face is beat. Tebow is an idiot if he is still a virgin… there is no reason to wait (besides AIDS).- nik
