THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me start off by saying that I have nothing too scandalous about Tebow. Since he has been getting a lot more attention I thought it would be funny to tell this story about his days at the University of Florida. He was kind of seeing a friend of mine named Jessica she told me about a time when he invited her to dinner at his parents house instead of going out for what may have been their first date. I’m not sure where they we’re in their relationship or anything but it wasn’t very far. We’ll while Jessica was at dinner with Tim and the parents his mother kept commenting about how Tim isn’t married yet. Keep in mind he was 21 or 22 at the time I’m not sure. His parents kept going on about the importance of marriage. We’ll Tim’s parents loved Jessica and they thought the dinner went well I guess. Jessica told Tim she just wanted to be friends. Tim then gave her this speech about god told his parents they should be together and how she is making this big mistake. Tim’s parents both called her and say that she is going to hell for not following gods plan. Can you believe that? Remember ladies when Tim invites you to dinner on your first date with his parents… Its pretty much a marriage interview.

Nothing against God, but he has Tim Teabow so brainwashed. It bugs the sh*t out of me how much Tim name drops God.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, whats not to love of Delta Gamma most of there girls are gorgeous. Theres a few ugly ones because of legacy rules so they had to be let into the sorority but the rest are so hot. Everyone always talks about FSU but UF DG is just as good. Everyone can wear tons of mac makeup and edit there photos to make them look hot. DG takeover Florida????? What do you think?

I don’t see “the one” in this crew.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Andrea Baker “andi bear” & boy is she a winner. The cow thinks she is god’s gift, superior to many, & pathetically deluded into thinking she is sexy. Self- described as “more to love” her rippling 190 + lb. body will make you gag. Her saggy, deformed breasts need to be double bagged with maximum security sports bras.  To get an idea of how she perceives her miserable existence, this is verbatim from SATAN herself: “I’m Andrea Baker and I’m a student at The University of Florida; the most awesome school in Florida”, “Being a Chemical Engineer?.. Well it is like Jesus with a better pay check.”… People, please, it took her more than a few times to pass her classes, and double the time it takes a mentally handicapped person to get her degree. Getting down to the dirty, this worthless, cold -hearted woman single-handedly destroyed a man’s life. Picture this: a smart, handsome jock, ready to take a sports scholarship to any multitude of schools. The cow corrupted him, made him feel less than adequate. He put off his dreams and worked for years at jobs he hated so she could maintain her “lifestyle”. She cheated on him multiple times, having sex with a person during a hot tub orgy right in front of him. At one point, she humiliated him and ruined his friendship by getting smashed and telling his friend she wanted to “f*ck” him in front of everyone. She married the poor guy for a “tax break”, never wore her engagement ring, and even lost it a few times. After years of emotionally and physically neglecting him ( he was actually sleeping on the couch for years) she pulled the open-relationship card: “I’m dating other people, so I suggest you should as well” This is after years of her trying to “pawn” him off on her girlfriends, blatantly suggesting he have sex with them. He relented and began dating a good friend of his & they actually fell in love. There was a weird tri- relationship in which Andrea would boast about her husband’s “girlfriend.” The “other woman” was a 22 yr./old virgin, insecure, troubled, and vulnerable & was basically taken advantaged of for sex. When Andrea was done with the girl, she was discarded and so was her husband. The husband had nothing; he was in school being supported by Andrea after years of supporting her. He was out on his ass and Andrea waltzed away to Cali for her “dream job” for a f*cking juice company. She is a manipulator- a cruel, disgusting individual with a rotten heart. She pursues her own ambitions and whims, stepping on whoever she needs to. Nik, I truly believe she has the apathy of a serial killer. Somebody needs to take this fat whale off her pedestal. She needs to atone for her sad existence, put her on blast.

I can’t tell if that is the same guy in both images, either way I feel bad for him.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, University of Florida basketball player Cody Larson (on the left) was arrested on alleged felony burglary charges last night after breaking into someone’s car at a bar. Larson was arrested last year as well, after getting busted selling prescriptions drugs to a teammate. 2 arrests in one year. When will this kid learn his lesson?

It looks like the Florida program doesn’t pay their players under the table. If they did they wouldn’t be stealing sh*t.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you need to make the University of Florida a legit school on your list.  Girls can be smart and sexy too! these are sisters here!  All of campus is full of girls like this and its why we have the best school in history.  Nik, your thoughts on the school that even Baby Jesus chose to attend.

I thought there were blonde chicks at your school, what happened?- nik

**Warning this video contains hair curling and squatting not suitable for minors.**

You have to push play button twice… My bad, I think Erin Andrews was talking about this post from 2009 that she wanted me to remove.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Carly she goes to UF and use to dated my roommate.  She is a sweetheart and is down to earth, definitely not going to be a bottle rat or anything like that.  She is smart and getting her education on, anyway I wanted to see what you thought about her since I think she is sexy as hell.

I have come to the conclusion that everyone who pro-created in 1990 was butt ugly. College season this year is going to be rough.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: University of Florida QB John Brantley — the player replacing Tim Tebow as Gators QB — is growing a mustache … what do you think?

He looks like a knee toucher.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are some stills of the first round of the NFL draft. Maurkice Pouncey is making out with some other dude. Could it be that all Florida players are FORGY? This kind of explains a lot about Tim Tebow’s leadership. He would cut them off if they disobeyed.

Who cares about Maurkice’s lifestyle choice, I am more concerned about Al Davis.  He needs to die already… Raiders always make the worst picks in the draft. Just Sayin’.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Chantelle N*ff, this b*tch is from walnut grove, Langley and she goes to university is Flordia. In high school she thought she was the hottest thing ever but SERIOUSLY CHANTELLE look at your face you look like you got smashed with 50 baseball bats and a crow bar you are soooo f*cking ugly.

She probably moved to florida where the weather is better for horse training.- nik