Florida Gators | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 10

Salvodorian TRASH!!

March 13, 2009 Florida Gators, FSU, Jacksonville, University Of Central Florida 0

Salvodorian TRASH!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: She’s a gold digging sl*t just like her sister…they will have sex with u 4 money….she will f*ck ur boyfriend..so b careful…..has some guy in FLorida who she f*cks for money!!! EWWWWWWWWW what do u think???

Definite tranny.- nik

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Florida Sk*nk

March 12, 2009 Florida Gators, FSU, Jacksonville, University Of Central Florida 1

South Florida Skank

South Florida Skank

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is a twisted little c*nt who likes to get choked out to the point of unconsciousness. She has been banged out by the greater part of  Florida. Anything with a pulse usually does it for her…Oh did I mention she also likes to eat out her best friends pu**y! She enjoys taking rufies as an excuse to not remember who she wakes up to the next morning. By the way, did I mention this girl is only 19? Where are her parents you ask? In another coutry, so they don’t have to watch all their money go up her nose. These pictures are compliments of the effects of c*ke and c*ck!

With those saggers and that shim face, I would say stripperville is one stop ahead.- nik

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Bad News For Ro-Hawk & Timmy Tebow

March 11, 2009 Florida Gators, FSU, Jacksonville, Miami, Tampa 3

Senators move to make bestiality illegal in Florida
TALLAHASSEE – The act of bestiality is a step closer to becoming illegal in Florida now that a Senate agriculture committee voted to slap a third-degree felony charge on anyone who has sex with animals.

Florida is one of only 16 states that still permits bestiality – a fact that animal-rights activist and state Sen. Nan Rich learned to her horror when a Panhandle man three years ago was suspected of accidentally asphyxiating a family goat that he held by the collar during a sex act.

“There’s a tremendous correlation between sexually deviant behavior and crimes against children and crimes against animals,” said Rich, a Sunrise Democrat. “This is long overdue. These are heinous crimes. And people belong in jail.”

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Butterface Chris

March 11, 2009 Florida Gators, FSU, Jacksonville, Orlando, University Of Central Florida 40

Butterface Chris

Butterface Chris

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Chris J*cklitch. He cheats on his 22 yr old gf. She still stays with him because he manipulates and threatens her and on top of it she’s very insecure. He barely brings her out with him. He emotionally abuses her as well as other girls. He has no problem layin a hand on a girl. He wears Ed Hardy 24/7 yet, has no job because he lives off of his gf. She pays the rent, utilities, buys his gear. He also lives off his parents as well because they are loaded. Claims he has a trust fund. His life consists of eating 6 meals a day, the gym, myspace, and partying. He talks behind every single one of his friends and people he hangs out with, acts as he is completely single in public and has this “I think I’m the sh*t attitude”. He has insecurity problems, is very controlling, very possessive with woman. He got caught cheating, girls comfronted him in person and since then will not leave the girl he was cheating with alone, constantly talks shit about her yet texts her the same night telling her how he misses her, etc. He thinks he is the man but look at his face…can we say butterface? Oh and he sells roids if anyone needs an order, hit this guy up… or you can find him under J-train. If you think this guy is your friend… look a little deeper and you will find a really f*cked up individual. He’s wierd and stalks everyones myspace and anyone who talks to someone he doesn’t like he deletes them like he’s back in middle school. Biggest douchebag, moocher loser of Orlando.

A butterface is when you have a good body and a bad face, but he is all roided up so i don’t think butterface applies to him. He is just all around ugly.- nik

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Baby Dinosaur Spotted In Jacksonville, Florida

March 6, 2009 Florida Gators, FSU, Jacksonville, University Of Central Florida 5

baby dinosaur spotted in jacksonville, florida

baby dinosaur spotted in jacksonville, florida

THE DIRTY ARMY: ugly fat joe, with a rat tail was spotted in jacksonville, florida. he lurks on every indie chick wanting to hear about how much he works out. WHHAT? the only thing this fat f*ck works out is his right arm while he spoons in calorie after calorie. seriously? tell this baby dinosaur he is close to extinction….

I think he was in “A Land Before Time.”- nik

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March 5, 2009 Florida Gators, FSU, Jacksonville, Orlando, University Of Central Florida 6


THE DIRTY ARMY: this kid is from orlando what a homo..nik comments please i heard he still has a blankie.

He looks a little upset, I’m assuming his lost his blankie and misses his mommy.- nik

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March 4, 2009 Florida Gators, Orlando 5


THE DIRTY ARMY: This is pat from orlando..he wishes he was black see the grills. he is trevors best friend, and he will preform the reacharound while trevor blows you..whats all over his skin looks like herpes? what do you think nik.

Looks like someone has super AIDS.- nik

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Pregnant Man?

February 25, 2009 Florida Gators, Jacksonville 0


THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik,  This fat assh*le drinks so much, it’s disgusting, he has gained so much weight since i first met him from all the alcohol what do you think?

I think he’s having twins.- nik

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