Fraternity Hazing


THE DIRTY ARMY: A University of Florida fraternity has been suspended and its fraternity house closed for a year over a hazing incident in which pledges were found shirtless and kneeling in the house’s basement.

Tau Epsilon Phi’s alumni board will also conduct a member-by-member review and overhaul the pledging program under an agreement reached between fraternity and university officials.

Authorities have decided against pursuing criminal charges against members for violating the state’s anti-hazing law.

UF police and the dean of students entered the fraternity house Nov. 3 to find the incident in progress. One pledge later told police that pledges were kneeling for an hour and a half. Police also found evidence of other hazing rituals.

“It was just a stupid, juvenile situation that didn’t need to happen,” said Rick Freedman, a South Florida attorney who serves as alumni board vice president.

State Attorney William Cervone decided against filing criminal charges because there were no significant injuries and the university judicial system was handling the situation, according to university police.

Under Florida law, hazing is a third-degree felony if serious bodily injury occurs and a first-degree misdemeanor if there’s a chance of harm.

The fraternity house, 9 Fraternity Row, will be closed Dec. 31 and reopened Jan. 1, 2010, under the agreement. Fraternity leaders are planning to kick off a fundraising campaign next year to raise $4 million for a new fraternity house and also are preparing to welcome 4,000 alumni for their 85th anniversary in Feb. 2010.

Freedman said the hazing incident won’t affect those plans.

“Our alumni have overwhelmingly come out and said ‘What could we do to help?’ ” he said.

The fraternity avoided more serious penalties. In July, UF suspended Pi Kappa Phi for four years over forcing new members to drink large amounts of alcohol and perform physical challenges.

Patricia Telles-Irvin, UF’s vice president for student affairs, said Tau Epsilon Phi’s cooperation played into the agreement for a one-year suspension.

“They owned up to the mistake … and they’re willing to deal with it in a very appropriate way,” she said.

While most hazing incidents are reported after the fact, a tip led UF Dean of Students Paige Crandall to summon police to the house in the midst of the incident. Crandall and officers arrived to find a group of pledges on their knees, while six other members sat in chairs in front of them with bottles of beer.

Telles-Irvin said the university has occasionally gone to fraternity houses to act on such information.

“If we are concerned for the safety and health of students, we may have to take that measure,” she said.

One officer reported overhearing a fraternity member talking about eating a laxative and passing out. A fraternity member later told police that pledges ate from a bowl of chocolates, but were told they were laxatives.

Police found diapers attached to duct tape and a trash can filled with ice and water, which were consistent with information about hazing. While pledges had wet socks and reported being cold, there were no reported injuries.

Freedman said the lack of injuries led to the year-long penalty as opposed to a longer suspension.

“We have never touched or injured someone and we would never do so,” Freedman said.

Workout Keg Stand


Workout Keg Stand

THE DIRTY ARMY: Who: Jason What: Getting daily workout in while doing kegstand When: UF house party Where: Gainesville, FL.

That is bad ass.  No assistance.- nik

Don’t Drink And Smoke


Don't drink and smoke

THE DIRTY ARMY: Who: My roomate What: Long night of drinking for the big man, had after party and he passed out real early so he got the wrath. Where: Campus Lodge in Gainesville, FL.

Dude, I am calling him and he is not answering?  I will try emailing the balls sack on his face.- nik

Crotch Shots Gross


Crotch Shots gross

Crotch Shots gross

THE DIRTY ARMY: Can this girl stop showing her crotch to everyone! we dont want to see it! gross!

U of A is not appreciative of Mini Dresses… so I will post this at other campuses across the nation to make her feel better about her Gretta.- nik

InCase You Didn’t Know…


Florida State Beak Chic

Every BEAK NOSE is jumping on the BANDWAGON.

**Isn’t this the chick who said she is more famous than Erin Andrews (below)?

MISS ASHLEY-WRAY


MISS ASHLEY-WRAY

THE DIRTY ARMY: This Is MISS ASHLEY-WRAY The Newest Myspace Celeb She Is EveryWhere Young Fit Attractive And Most Of All Has A Great Heart There Nothing You Can Say Bad About This Girl Natural D’s Thin Figure And A Nice Tight Ass Why Isnt She On Here Already?? So Would You CAUSE EVERY STRAIGHT MAN IN AMERICA “WOULD”.

Answer:  No way, look at her armpit.  Maybe if I lived in Minnesota to stay warm.

Princess Pinkham


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik. This is Melanie aka Princess Pinkham. She’s 21. Hooters girl. Super smart. Very cute. NOT a wh*re. Very sweet. She works her ass off at 2 jobs and is a full time student. All she really needs are +2′s. And she’s not one of those myspace wannabe models. She only does shoots for hooters and college mansion.  Can you hook her up?

I would love to hook her up with +2′s, she needs them bad.  I am a little concerned about her friends though.  What trash gets a Playboy tat to bring attention to her REFUND Gap?- nik

FUTURE STRIPPERS OF AMERICA


FUTURE STRIPPERS OF AMERICA

THE DIRTY ARMY: This b*tches name is chrissy she thinks shes like all hot haha!! yea right.

Go Gators!- nik

Is Kathryn Tappen the hottest sports chick?


THE DIRTY ARMY: Erin Andrews has a big nose, this New England Sports Network chick smokes her.

She is beat… Andrews smokes this chick.- nik

Stay Away Ike


Pimp Hand

Florida is hoping that Ike doesn’t lay his pimp hand down on it’s coast. Never has one storm laid so much fear into the hearts of Floridians.  You know Ike is gonna hit South beach, he loves dark, hot women and c*ke.