Kimberly Szabo

October 29, 2014 Dallas, Fort Worth 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Everyone in the DFW needs to be aware of this girl. She sleeps with multiple men every day/night shes got 3 kids from 3 different guys and says shes married but shes not. shes the biggest liar and has severe head issues. shes is very phsyco. she plays her husbands family so bad. she emails multiple guys and meets up with them before work after work on lunch break, whenever and were ever she can. She is also apart of the website ashleymadison because she cheats on her boyrfriend. She has drdS and keeps giving them to multiple men at a time. shes spreading it all over ft worth. she needs to be stopped and everyone should know what a DIRTY whore she REALLY is!

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Slooty Sailor Update

October 27, 2014 Fort Worth, Seattle 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ex here to give an update: Recently was told that Chelsi had been kicked outta the service finally with an ‘Other than Honorable’ discharge’ for ‘Serious Misconduct’ and that she is still using her married name (a year after the divorce changed it) to try and hide her dishonorable record. So for anyone googling: Chelsi Allen’s military history of reporting false domestic assaul, false rape allegations, perjury case(s), mental illness history, and generally shitty conduct is filed under Chels Danielle Rice. Oh, and she’s still doing the whole “lying about everything” thing. In particular she’s made me out to be the monster (predictable really) and is still faking the ‘naïve Christian girl’ character with a a riveting “I’m a victim” spiel…hell, covering up all that sociopathic behavior is amazing actually. Especially when you realize that she’s actually dating a sailor named Josh Reindl she met way back when and who literally had a ring side seat to all the shit she’s pulled and still believes she’s legit. Yea, no, here’s the vid:  Basically, she told her entire ship (10,000 people or so) that ‘her guy back home’ cheated on her so she could bang her way across base without judgment. The video captions illustrate her real nature: even while pretending to have an ‘honest moment,’ she was keeping a hundred other lies buried and telling a few more for good measure. But maybe she’s changed right?

Also Se: Slooty Sailor

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Should I Ask My Co-Worker On A Date

October 16, 2014 Fort Worth, The Dirty 78

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl’s name is Rosalie she is very beautiful she has such a great personality but, she has a boyfriend.  How can I get the guts to ask her out on at-least a coffee date without feeling like a d*ckhead because of her boyfriend, I think I’d make better boyfriend for her, her boyfriend looks like a total hipster dushe who never looks happy when he comes into the store, very rude and stuck up his own ass. She is a metal head, who plays RPG loves video games and cooks very well! once she brought home made lunch and it looked and smelled Devine! She’s perfect. Unless, anyone knows in TheDirty about her? Please tell! What should I do, Nik?

Just tell her “I love your bangs”. A soft compliment might win her metal heart.- nik

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I Need Advice

October 15, 2014 Dallas, Fort Worth, The Dirty 237


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I want your input on what work youd recommend for me to get to look more attractive. I know the metal in my face is something you’ll hate, but im asking about my actual physical features. You’ve changed my outlook on certain traits I used to find attractive and Id appreciate your insight. Thanks in advance!

Take all the sh*t out of your face. I cannot help you until you help yourself.- nik

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Wavy Yall

October 10, 2014 Dallas, Fort Worth 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Megan Lewis. She’s dilusional and sloppy, she’s engaged to Richard but still manages to do him dirty. She is obsessed with tech n9ne to a point where you question her sanity. She takes the most unflattering photos of herself  (which by the way 99% of her IG photos are throwbacks when she was younger and actually not overweight and ew), can’t keep a job for longer than a couple months at a time and apparently has no worries about her poor hygiene. She doesn’t take care of herself that’s why she ends up in the hospital for respitory problems and then takes photos of her hospital stay for pity. I worked with her at Olive Garden and I kid you not she has very obvious facial hair. Megan you should start taking care of yourself,  treat your man right and stop fishing for attention. Please and thank you!

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Chris Harkins

September 24, 2014 Dallas, Fort Worth 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this douche bag raped my current girlfriend when she was a sophomore in high school, he was a senior at the time, he invited her to go hang out at his apartment, her not knowing any better, and wanting to hang out with the cool kids she followed. Point is he got her so drunk she passed out and took advantage of her, when she and some friends confronted him about it he replied and I quote “it seemed like you were enjoying it, so it’s not rape.” Who the fck does he think he is? Honestly if I would’ve know about it when it happened he wouldn’t be breathing right now.

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Jennilyn Jay in Euless

September 22, 2014 Dallas, Fort Worth 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: I met Jennilyn Jay( [email protected] )well over a year ago. I quickly noticed she walked, talked, acted and lived like white trash. It wasn’t long before I  noticed she advertised on craigslist and backpage as a prostitute with one of the lowest half hour rates available. She has a Dallas tattoo right over her chest and has no problems bringing strangers into her home where she has young children. CPS has been investigating her for a while regarding her kids, Fidi and Gabi but to get the agency off her ass, she will send kids to her Moms or sisters( jess jay). To subsidize her hooker income as well as government assistance, she has a criminal history of extorting men, mostly by telling them she is pregnant with their child and threatening to expose them. In fact she has her ex-husband in jail for not paying child support when she and the world has no idea who the real father is. She needs to go back to jail, ending with a very long probation period to protect the public from her long history of cheating and lying. State of Texas should drug test everyone that gets welfare. Get a job!

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Drake vs. Lil Wayne Concert Tour

September 4, 2014 Arlington, Dallas, Fort Worth, Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Orlando, Plano, San Antonio, St. Petersburg, Tampa, Texas, The Dirty, University of Miami 9


The joint headlining tour marks the first time the two artists have toured together. Get your ticket now!

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