Wednesday 19th June 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Modesto’s Finest

June 14, 2013 Fresno, Modesto 2 7,257 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi, Nik. I have to submit this little gem to The Dirty. This is Melinda Louise Hill from wonderful Modesto, (aka METHdesto) Ca. When she’s not faking her belief in Jesus/God, boasting about her “sobriety”, or clogging the social media feed with her hideous “selfies”, she’s sending her nasty ass naked pictures to other women’s men … including my husband! I found the pics on his phone but didn’t think to screen shot them at the time, so of course he deleted them right away. Best decision he’s made in awhile! She did a few porns with her biological sister and did her time stripping in San Francisco, all for money to supply her meth and alcohol addictions. She’s on her 3rd or 4th DUI and is currently in an 18month program after her stint in rehab. If this hideous beast spends as much time on fixing that ugly mug as she does claiming to be sober she might actually warrant being looked at. In the meantime, b*tch, keep those nasty ass legs closed to the camera and keep working hard washing cars at Vintage Car Wash .. oh, wait, that’s right, you were just bragging about being promoted to Deli worker. SMH. Beast! DA STRONG!!

I hate chicklets.  You shouldn’t skimp out on braces.- nik



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Angel from Heaven

June 12, 2013 Fresno, Would You? 1 7,861 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik I went to school at Lenoir-Rhyne with this girl. I recently went out her and I can’t find anything wrong with her. She is so hot and perfect. Her name is Carley Griffin and she is from the Fresno, CA area. Does anyone know this girl or anything dirt on her before I invest more of my time? I don’t want to get caught up like a fool if it’s not real. She seems sweet and innocent…almost too good to be true. She could be my dream girl. DA, help a bratha out. Does anyone have anything on this girl?

Can’t be if your fishing for info here.- nik



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Should I Consider

June 6, 2013 Fresno 7 7,220 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I really enjoy reading your website and am a huge fan of yours. I respect your brutal honesty, and wanted to ask for your opinion. I never really liked my nose even as a kid, I have a square shaped face and my nose is too long for it I think. I am considering getting Rhinoplasty done in the next year or so. Should I shorten my nose, and whose nose should I look to for inspiration? Please Help.

First you should consider growing back your eyebrows, those sharpies aren’t working.  Pictures are to over-exposed to make a decision on the nose.- nik



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Lying Cheating Husband

May 29, 2013 Fresno 4 8,731 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, My husband, Garars and i love him with all my heart anfdy Castro is cheating on me and still telling me he loves me , we have been together 20 years and we have been thrugh alot. i still loe hm very much sohat would you do?

Confront him about it, if you don’t like the answer leave. you’ll get over it, on to bigger n better.- nik



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Cabbage Patty

May 22, 2013 Fresno 0 6,600 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This chick is a major piece of work! She’s one of those that take advantage of everything just because she couldn’t keep her legs shut! She’s got 2 kids and she will ride that till the end… She’s lazy in life and at work! I used to work with her and I hated how lazy and how much she would complain or let someone else take the heat. The dumb bitch called into work saying her young child had a temp of 109!!! Any normal human with a brain would know that her child would have been dead, but she went to the bar or some shit and got away with it. She’s banging a coworker who also had baby drama too which makes it even more hilarious! I’ve heard that she has been royally fcking up people lives and that is not okay! So here’s your payback bitch! I’m calling you out to the Dirty Army and let them tear your cabbage patch face apart! DA STRONG

A lot more Patty then Cabbage.- nik



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Kai The Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker Wanted For Murder

May 17, 2013 Fresno, Jersey, The Dirty 45 87,037 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I bet the lawyer deserved it.  Here’s a quote from his facebook regarding the event “what would you do if you woke up with a groggy head, metallic taste in your mouth, in a strangers house… walked to the mirror and seen come dripping from the side of your face from your mouth, and started wretching, realizing that someone had drugged, raped, and blown their f*ckin load in you? what would you do?”

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This guy is nuts.- nik



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