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Take Two Better Pictures

Posted in Fresno State, Would You? | March 2nd, 2010

take two, better pictures.

take two, better pictures.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you asked for a few better photos to help you decide. i can definitely see a TOD in her photos but i’m thinking that’s just how she looks in photos. the last two pictures were taken before her investment of +2s.

ANSWER: No, these pics are worse than before. Her +2’s look exactly like her cheeks. TOD (touch of downs) for sure.- nik

Also See:  Now That She Got Some +2’s

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Now That She Got Some +2’s

Posted in Fresno State | March 1st, 2010

Now that she has some +2's...

Now that she has some +2's...

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, now that Chrissy has invested in some +2’s, would you? I think she is gorgeous even though she has a slight case of the “round-eye”. She’s not dirty like most Fres-hellno girls. She’s dating some short fat douche bag and has been for quite some time. She could do MUCH better.  but since the upgrade would you nik?

I need to see better pictures… these suck.  She looks like she is has TOD (touch of downs).- nik

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Disguises

Posted in Fresno State, Would You? | October 19th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: These three. WOW. Even though it looks like their about to go to work and grind up on a pole all night they’re actually attending a party. God bless Fresno State. I want all three….at the same time. Would you?

Answer: no. Thunder thighs, spray tan, broad shoulders and just overall scary looking.- nik

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Fresno State Sorority Girls

Posted in Fresno State, The Dirty | September 28th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I never see Fresno State on here! These are the girls of Kappa Kappa Gamma. On a scale of 1-10, where do these girls rank?

You can’t really rate Softball players because they are not really chicks.- nik

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Back To School

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Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!

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Orcs

Posted in Fresno State | May 22nd, 2009

l_2781c736363046fe984f09f7e16b1146-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I was hoping to never see anything like this anywhere near school or in my lifetime…but it happened.  Think the dude is in one of my classes can’t be entirely sure with his transformation into the butchest women on earth.  they both remind me of those orcs or whatever their called from lord of the rings.

Notice how the dress isn’t tight, to conceal “her” Greg.- nik

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Bad Tattoo

Posted in Fresno State | May 21st, 2009

l_921a09c56f3432f7880380a993eabb8e-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Becky sent me a pic of her new tattoo. I am just having a hard time figuring out where on her body its located?? This is probably one of the biggest turn-offs ever, might as well of sent me a picture of a fresh terd.

Hopefully that’s her name and not her lesbian lovers.- nik

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Oh Samuel, You Dog You

Posted in Fresno State | May 21st, 2009

samuel-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Is that D Wade…Nope just a f*g who drew on his face because his extreme lack of facial hair.  Nik this guys name is Samuel.  This guy is a major douche, he works out for at least a few hours a day and spends about the same amount of time or more parading around showing off his body.  This guy thinks he is a god, if he can’t find a decent girl he will bring home the sl*ttiest or the fattest chick around who will give it up too anybody and then rub it in everybodies face like it was some big accomplishment..way too go you douche

I hope he didn’t use Sharpie. That is hard to get out.- nik

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Party Girl

Posted in Fresno State | May 20th, 2009

robin-cornelison-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this little tramp is Robin C.  This girl likes to be the sl*ttiest girl at all the parties, as well as the drunkest.  She wears as little clothing as possible and sleeps with as many guys she says are hot as she can.  I guess she figures these are her glory years so why not wh*re it up, people will understand right Nik lol what a h*e.

I think she is about to go into labor. Just sayin’.- nik

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Bowling Is A Passion Of Mine

Posted in Fresno State | May 19th, 2009

og-and-josh-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these gangsters are OG (dude in the white) and Josh (red shirt dude).  Josh is tryin to be a professional bowler lol I didn’t know that could even be a profession.  Anyways back to these gay douchebags… well do I really need to say anything, they are the kings of f*cking fat chicks.

Definitely for the gays, no straight man would ever pick up bowling for a profession.- nik

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