THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Selena Marie Farnesi who is Fresno States Student body president. She sleeps around with basically every guy on campus. She has sleep with Neil O’Brian, Jaime Moncayo, Sean Kiernan, and she also sleep with that guy who cleans the toilets in the Henry Madden Library.  I think that guys should avoid this her. She’s no good. Be careful guys!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this nasty gym rat wanna be frat boy likes to strut around the Rec center like hes some kind of bad*ss. He thinks girls are staring at him, but in reality they just feel violated and disgusted being in his presence and laugh at him when he tries to bench. He takes roids in an attempt to bulk up but all it does is make him emotional and shrink up if you know what i mean. His fake ass macho man act doesn’t make up for his failures in the bedroom. Boy is a 2 pump chump. He pretends to be so proud of his so called mexican heritage but by the looks of him hes just been eating too many burritos. His mexican sponsored taco truck doesn’t make the cut either. To make himself feel less pathetic he cheats and whores around with the easiest girls on campus, most recently getting cozy with the leftover lover pictured. I’ve never seen someone so hilariously over confident with literally nothing to boot. Fresno isn’t the hottest city, but this nasty, wannabe, awkward, burrito boy fool isn’t even on the negative scale around here. Pathetic.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been creeping this girl I am interested in. I love how exotic she looks but I’m wondering if shes had work done. The last girl I was with, who had a very nice set of +2s, popped her t*t on me and I don’t think I could put up with anymore t*tty juice.. Nik do you think I should go for it?

She looks more than natural… overly real body parts.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, her name is Ranie from Sanger, Ca but goes to Fresno State.  Shes fun, sweet and a “good” girl. Would you do her?  And if not, you better have some valid points dude.

Answer: No, her nose is her whole body.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This man is Neil O’Brien he is a super senior at Fresno State. He loves Mexican men. He had an obsession with the schools President Pedro Ramirez. He went as far as to create a website for the love of his life. Neil believes in white supremacy and supports the Westboro baptist church in Alabama which is against American soldiers. He claims to be a patriot, but he supports that crazy church. What people don’t know is the he is a homosexual and is currently in a sexual relationship with an unidentified man. They have both been spotted around town holding hands. He has no friends so he just causes trouble around campus. His ex-boyfriend informed us that Neil has an drd and he got it from him while having anal sex. Nik, Neil is a hypocit he does the exact same thing he complains about he’s against homosexuality, but he’s a homosexual. He calls himself a patriot, yet he don’t support the troops. He says he is a citizens advocate yet he only advocates for himself because he is a camera whore. He was abused as a child so now he is kinda of messed up in the head. I feel bad for him sometimes, but he deserves it. Neil O’Brien should burn for what he has done. He’s a criminal and supports terrorist groups. NEIL O’Brien is anti-American. Neil O’brien should be in Guantanomo bay.

Why’s he hanging out in the middle of a field?? forgy meeting spot?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik-This is Krista. She brags about being the hottest chick in the central valley. What do you think of her 2+s?

How bout some better pics.  Grow some balls and friend request her, what’s the worst that could happen.  Girls are used to random creeper requests.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy’s name is Jaime. He is the biggest douche of all douches. He thinks he is god’s gift to EVERYBODY and believes that everybody cares when he brags about being on the rugby team(he is not), playing soccer( he sucks), and being a “ladies’ man”(definitely not). He is a creep when he is drunk…actually, he is just a creep overall. What do you think?

I think 7 Eleven is calling his name.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl is the biggest sloot in Fresno. Her name is Britney. She is on the swim team. She gets passed from guy to guy like it’s nothing. Every frat party I’ve been to, she’s there. And she’s going home with a different guy every night. She has a boyfriend but she still fcks other guys. Her and her little teammates are all ugly and all major sloots. She needs to become famous. Oh and would you?

Your forgetting all the drinks it would take you to sleep with a man…its not worth it.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This girl’s name is Kristen. She goes to Fresno State and brags about how she is a model and is doing all of these shoots. She literally thinks she’s hot. I caught my ex sneaking around with this sloot not too long ago. Please Nik, bring this girls head back down to earth by telling her the truth. Also Nik, would you?

Answer: No, she looks constipated in all of her “modeling” shots.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Her name is Trisha Curiel. My buddy has been bangin this chic for sometime now, he’s been given her money to get buy and they do the deed and he will give her some money. Well he recently found out shes been messin around on him and stealin from him, so time to put her out. He said girls puss is the loosest, smelliest, floppiest, puss he’s ever had. He said she has the hairiest a$$ he’s ever seen on a girl. She will steal from ANYONE, she got kicked outta her apartment for stealing from her roommates. Shes stolen from her own family, she steals money, clothes, jewelry, and even other girls panties. She was engaged at one point but couldn’t keep her legs closed! Her front right tooth is dead thats why its dis-colored, and she plans to get a denture there before this coming summer. Shes also had numerous abortions. And heres the biggest shock, SHES PREGNANT and doesnt know who the father is! I just hope its not my buddy!

She has one thick force field on, no doubt trying to hide the size of that beak.- nik