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Holler At A Chicken

Posted in FSU, Miami | March 12th, 2010

holler at a chicken

holler at a chicken

THE DIRTY ARMY: She goes by turkii, she’s a stuffed one alright… This girl needs to be put on blast she runs around Miami doing c*ke with a bunch a gay guys that simply use her for it..they make her go to all extreme’s to get it..she is best known for using her mouth since she does it really well.

There is a trade-off.  Her gay friends sleep with her for it since no one else will.- nik

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Hot Chick In Miami

Posted in FSU, Miami, Would You? | March 8th, 2010

Would you?

Would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Aubrey from Boca. She may just be the brunette you are looking for.  Young, tight body and pretty face..so Nik would you?

Answer: no.  How are her wrists so small and upper arms so big.

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She Claims She Looks Like Jessica Simpson

Posted in Cougars, FSU, Miami, The Dirty | February 24th, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you have to put this nasty thing on blast! She claims she looks like Jessica Simpson and is hotter! Ha She tells everyone this!! She walks around thinking she is God’s gift to earth, and treats everyone like sh*t! She is a compulsive liar and a wreck! This chick even ran her car off a bridge! (To go along with her other DUI’s) She claims she graduated from FSU but we all know she didn’t, that’s why you can often find her at your local Ft. Myers Costco or Liquor store giving out samples! She claims famous guys and athletes are after her! She status updates are always how annoyed she is people bother her about being Jessica Simpson! LOL Plus this dude is 30 claiming to be 24! Nasty b*tch with a nasty weave! Some how nasty trout’s fly her around and pay for her stuff! This chick is definitely as crazy as they come!

Some people just believe their owns lies.  I don’t see any Jessica Simpson in her, plus why would you want to be compared to a has been like Jessica… Big Bird from Sesame Street is more relevant.- nik

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SIU Legend At FSU Grad School

Posted in FSU, The Dirty | February 19th, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the girl on the right is Whitney Kn***, and she is an S.I.U. sl*t legend. This girl is known for pepsi and greg. She currently attends FSU, going to grad school, but girls and guys still constantly talk about her at S.I.U. I’ve heard her on several occasions say, “I had to sleep with him: he bought me drinks all night and had a nice hotel room.” Put this girl on blast.

There needs to be a law, actually they need to re-write the Constitution and put in their that “Thou shalt not rock a two-piece swimmer if thou weighith over 150 poundith.”  I decided.- nik

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FSU Delta Gamma

Posted in Dirty Greeks, FSU, Tampa, The Dirty | January 4th, 2010

FSU Delta Gamma

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i’ve seen a lot of hot fsu kd’s on this site. what about delta gamma? here’s carmen, krista, frankie, and rachel.

All the sudden I just became a huge FSU Delta Gamma fan.  I am trying to get over my blonde fetish in 2010.  I decided.- nik

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Aly

Posted in FSU, Tampa | December 29th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this is aly. a lot of people think she’s one of the prettiest girls on campus. what do you think?

Her nose is awful, it’s like there is a giant speed bump on her face.- nik

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Mr. Confidence

Posted in FSU, Orlando | December 22nd, 2009

Mr. Confidence

Mr. Confidence

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Theo F’s ego is bigger than the whole city. He’s screwed every girl in orlando.. correction, screwed over every girl in orlando. With all this unreasonable cockiness i’m surprised his head hasn’t blown up by now. .

I’m surprised you haven’t sent yourself in earlier as wellI will not post all your shirtless pics you sent in.- nik

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Maybe She Has A Greg

Posted in FSU | December 22nd, 2009

FSU, maybe she has a Greg

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Amanda Y. She is the biggest c*ke wh*re in tallahassee. She will do anything once she is drunk and wants c*ke. She is the reason FSU is getting a bad rep for the girls. The funny thing is she claims to have went to FSU but she never did. She’s another 15k baller, lost here real job for being drunk and almost lost her night job at pockets for being a c*ke head. Stay away from this Tallahassee h*e!

She was probably too fat to sit on the toilet.- nik

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FSU Alumni

Posted in FSU, The Dirty, Would You? | December 18th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Laura. She is an FSU alum. I know you weren’t happy with the last “Would You” for FSU. Did all the pretty ones graduate already?

Answer:  All the blondes must have graduated… this chick is gross.  No way would I stick it in a girl who has eyes that touch her ears.

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FSU Cutie

Posted in FSU, Tampa, Would You? | December 17th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik now I am a student here at Florida State and you are always putting down our talent pool of chicks here. Now I bet you will not talk sh*t about this girl who is in a few of my classes and she is pretty cute and her name is Lisa. Most of the guys on campus would and i bet you would to.

Answer:  No, I don’t sleep with Asians.

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