THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Tatiana. I’ve seen her around downtown Orlando and at some of the clubs including the one where I’m a bartender. I’m pretty sure she now goes to FSU. I think shes pretty hot and anytime she’s ever brought up everyone how she has a huge rack for a half asian white girl. So what do you think, are real or not??
Those are FAKE. You can tell by the seagull lines when she lays down.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I saw this clip on youtube and forgot how awesome & funny it is… you have to see it! The girl spanking her ass on the truck is called Kate Wicker and she is the biggest drunk at FSU! After this video went viral she got kicked out of her low tier sorority because they were embarrassed of her. After her fall she proceeded to get back on the truck, show her boobs to the crowd and chug vodka from the bottle. A Lindsey Lohan lookalike also makes an appearance… its EPIC! Call out this shambles of a girl!
Looks like FSU is winning in the party school department.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick is Corrine. I think she is the most gorgeous girl ever. I believe she is your new Brock’s Chick. Represents FSU well considering she is perfection. So Would You?
Answer: No, I rather bang a pregnant Brock’s Chick than rub Corrine’s forehead for good luck.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Maci. She is a freshman at Florida state. She is super pretty and really down to earth. In my opinion she looks better than the other freshmans that have been submitted so far. What do you think Nik, would you?
Answer: No, her bodies shaped like a board and she’s got pudgy pits.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, alright, so we all saw the post about the white girl knocking black guys and the way they approach women, but has anyone ever considered discussing how white women that are into black men approach them? I am a black man and almost every white girl I have dated or hooked up with has been obviously disappointing in the fact that I am mature and intelligent. Now I’m not saying all black men are immature or dumb, unfortunately that is stereotype we live with, we are all products of our environment and how people perceive and treat us based on how we look, but I’m tall, athletic, and dark skinned and most people think white girls that date me are open minded, yet from my experience, they are extremely ignorant. Associating their attraction to immature males with the black race and they try to undermine my heritage because I don’t fit the profile of what they want in a boy toy. Basically, for all you white girls that ‘love’ black guys would you date Myron Rolle? Former FSU/Tennessee Titan defensive back and Rhodes Scholar? probably not.
It is true that fat White Women are super aggressive towards dark meat.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this little sl*t is Monica Fernandez and she has been in hiding for way too long. First of all, she claims not to do drugs when she is the biggest c*kehead out there… the saddest part is that she’s still a fat ass. If a girl has a boyfriend… it would be a mistake to introduce them to her because chances are she will f*ck him…or she probably already has. If any guy gives her a second of attention she becomes a total stage 5 clinger. She also has to be one of THE dumbest people you will ever encounter.
THIRTY ARMY:Nik I have a girl here you may like. I went to school with her and God Damn! is she fine. I remember gruops of guys changing their whole night to go drink at a place she was at…I wasn’t that desperate, I was realistic and slept with girls more my caliber…her plus 20, lol. Anyways thought you guys might like her shes pretty well known. don’t think shes in school anymore, last I heard she’s a model. so ya, would ya?
Answer: No, she’s a promo girl, not a successful model. First pics from a college magazine where kids get to highlight their photoshop skills.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik, This girls name is melissa, she is just plain nasty, apparently she is a suicide girl, but when i saw these “modeling” pics of her in the woods, i literally threw up in my mouth a little. Look at her rolls all around her sides. She is a total slut to, she literally posted this on facebook in her “about me” Copied and pasted. “2. melissa Hottest girl in the known universe, likes taking it from behind. 3. Melissa Melissa-A very beautiful person inside and out.” really? likes taking it from behind? YOUR MOTHER IS ON YOUR FCKING FACEBOOK! She must be so proud of her little slut, melissa, put some closes on and stop thinking your gods gift to men, cause you are no where near it. Also, you tits look like shit, you don’t even have cleavage, your tits make a V shape as cleavage because you pull your tits a little outside your bra to make them look bigger.
Pushing flapjacks together is not a good look. Neither is exposing any of your muffin top.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik my best friend thats a guy has seen this girl around and has wanted to know more about her?what do you think nik?personally id say no but im no guy.
Answer: No, she has a beer body and a purple crayon addiction.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is a drug whore. She is the epitome of pathetic and she is completely oblivious to her action’s consequences. She ruins every friendship/relationship she ever has. Not only does she steal from her friends, but she steals from her parents, her sister, and whatever guy will give her the time of day. She recently got her car taken from her because she nor her parents could make payments…yet she still has the nerve to take the little they have left! This chick dated a fifty yearold man when she was 19 (now 22) and she used to steal from his WIFE too! I feel awful for anyone who is graced with her lying slut ass. Actually, they could probably get their d**k sucked if they bought her a pack of cigs. So maybe I don’t feel SO bad for anyone who comes in contact with her…maybe I just hope they have something to give her in return. Everything aside, she manages to get guys still. Right now she’s dating a twenty yearold but still sleeps with her dealer and her neighbor for pills. What’s the deal…is she really that good looking??? What do you think Nik??
I think she can hold in guys of all shapes and color.- nik
