THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this guy right here is so lame…. hes 3o something and chills at pure night club grow the fuck up man this dude runs threw so many girls im sure hes full of drds and he wonders why he cant keep a gf.. go wheelie your motorcycle you fcking f*g.

I’ve never understood this sweater over a dress shirt n tie.  Pretty forgy if you ask me.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my friend and I are Juniors at FSU and the past two years have been incredible. Everything I ever imagined. Partying, girls and a great education.  Anyway long story short my boy has been hooking up with Jessica and he is completely sprung and stuck on her. We made a pact before we enrolled at FSU that we would have no gfs and slay as many girls as we possibly can. Well how the hell is he suppose to do this with a GF? She is a sweetheart and very hot but I still think not worthy of locking her down. He is a DIE HARD fan of yours and I wanted to see if this would knock and sense into his head. Help me out here.

Email me your number. I want to take your boy with me on my next Vegas trip. I will pay all expenses… these chicks are too handsome for him to be locked up.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik If you ever come to South Florida, you are going to meet a lot of sk*nks like her. Alexis D Augusto is a cheerleader-wanna-be who got kicked off the Dolphins because she is a wh*re and after she became a Panther’s Dancer.  At first, she comes off as “innocent”, but do NOT believe a word she says. She slept with 3 of the FAU football players at a college party, then kept cheating on her boyfriend with random guys, and now she is f*cking  a 40-year-old disgusting dude although she is in a “relationship” with another guy. She dies for cameras and her mother makes her take diet pills so she could use her body to find a rich guy. My advice, if you ever meet her, STAY AWAY, she is the meaning of gold digger!

Sounds like she has a very supportive mother.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik im in love with this blonde named whitney weinberger. i dont think she is jewish, at least i hope not. im not religious racist i just dont like the way isreal people taste. kinda salty and at FSU they don’t have many. im pretty sure she is mormon looking. so nik i know your the blonde king. how should i tell her i love her? we have a class together and i just look at her thats why im failing i think.

No, you are failing because you suck at capitalizing. How the f*ck did you get into Florida State University?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik bikini clad teacher Tiffany Shepherd (now Mullins) who was fired from Port St. Lucie High School wants to go back to teaching… She needs our support… She now runs “A girl with a gun spray tanning” with her husband in Florida but it seems that she misses teaching… They opened this tanning center with the money she saved during her carrier in the adult industry. Isn’t it a great idea to have ex porn star milf as your high school teacher? I think the students will love this idea… Maybe you can help her by promoting her petition here on change dot org petitions..”Give me a chance to prove to the world that the St. Lucie School Board lied about me.”  Give her a chance….[Click here to give her a second chance] 

No chance. Pornstars cannot be teachers. I decided.- nik