THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Tatiana. I’ve seen her around downtown Orlando and at some of the clubs including the one where I’m a bartender. I’m pretty sure she now goes to FSU. I think shes pretty hot and anytime she’s ever brought up everyone how she has a huge rack for a half asian white girl. So what do you think, are real or not??

Those are FAKE. You can tell by the seagull lines when she lays down.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I saw this clip on youtube and forgot how awesome & funny it is… you have to see it! The girl spanking her ass on the truck is called Kate Wicker and she is the biggest drunk at FSU! After this video went viral she got kicked out of her low tier sorority because they were embarrassed of her. After her fall she proceeded to get back on the truck, show her boobs to the crowd and chug vodka from the bottle. A Lindsey Lohan lookalike also makes an appearance… its EPIC! Call out this shambles of a girl!

Looks like FSU is winning in the party school department.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick is Corrine. I think she is the most gorgeous girl ever. I believe she is your new Brock’s Chick. Represents FSU well considering she is perfection. So Would You?

Answer: No, I rather bang a pregnant Brock’s Chick than rub Corrine’s forehead for good luck.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, alright, so we all saw the post about the white girl knocking black guys and the way they approach women, but has anyone ever considered discussing how white women that are into black men approach them? I am a black man and almost every white girl I have dated or hooked up with has been obviously disappointing in the fact that I am mature and intelligent.  Now I’m not saying all black men are immature or dumb, unfortunately that is stereotype we live with, we are all products of our environment and how people perceive and treat us based on how we look, but I’m tall, athletic, and dark skinned and most people think white girls that date me are open minded, yet from my experience, they are extremely ignorant.  Associating their attraction to immature males with the black race and they try to undermine my heritage because I don’t fit the profile of what they want in a boy toy. Basically, for all you white girls that ‘love’ black guys would you date Myron Rolle? Former FSU/Tennessee Titan defensive back and Rhodes Scholar? probably not.

It is true that fat White Women are super aggressive towards dark meat.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this little sl*t is Monica Fernandez and she has been in hiding for way too long. First of all, she claims not to do drugs when she is the biggest c*kehead out there… the saddest part is that she’s still a fat ass. If a girl has a boyfriend… it would be a mistake to introduce them to her because chances are she will f*ck him…or she probably already has. If any guy gives her a second of attention she becomes a total stage 5 clinger.  She also has to be one of THE dumbest people you will ever encounter.

This is FSU… What happened?- nik