FSU | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

The Biggest B*tch At FSU

April 8, 2011 Dirty Greeks, FSU, Miami, The Dirty 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Lauren. She has been revealed to be one of the biggest b*tches and sh*t-talkers at Florida State. She is a member of Delta Gamma and she along with some of her other sisters started a twitter where they talk about other girls and of course, blowing Pepsi and Gregs. CLASSY. Her mean girl antics aside, do you think she is as hot as she thinks she is?

She is not hot (5.7662781). Lauren, forget the twitter… send the intel to me.- nik



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Said To Be The Hottest Thing Walking Around FSU

April 6, 2011 Dirty Greeks, FSU, The Dirty 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick is said to be one of the hottest girls on FSU’s campus. Her names Alexis and everyone seems to get along really well with her. Being hot and nice doesn’t happen very often so I think thats why so many people “obsess” over this girl. What do you think?

She is one pregnancy scare away from fatness and she can probably hold a spoon on her chin for three days straight. Sorry, I don’t see it.- nik



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Dirty Davie Girls

March 29, 2011 FSU, Miami 18

DIRTY DAVIE GIRLS

THE DIRTY ARMY: OK IF YOU EVER WANNA HAVE A GOOD TIME AND CHATCH AN drd” HIT UP THE BESTEST OF FIENDS SERVICES.. **MS.MELISSA ROSSI**…& HER PARTNER IN CRIME **MS.BRIANA OATES**-TWO TYPICALLY SKEEZERS WHO RUN ALL OVER HOLLYWOOD & DAVIE S*CKIN D*CK. *********BRIANA OATES: IS A KID-BEATER. SHE RUNS AROUND BULLYING YOUNG GIRLS! SHE GETS A KICK OUT OF BEATING UP 14 YEAR OLD GIRLS. TALK ABOUT LOW SELF-ESTEEM!!. SHE IS A SUPER WHORE. ALWAYS TRYING F*CK SOMETHIN HER FAT NASTY ASS…HER TEETH ARE YELLOW GREENISH SHE SITS HOMES ALL DAY AND EATS AND NEGLECTS HER KID… & HER FRIEND MELISSA ROSSI: OH MAN..THIS BITCH IS HUGE.. HERE’S YOUR FIRST HAND O SOUTH FLORIDA’S BIGGEST BEACH WHALE..WOAHH GET READY FOR A FEST “DIGIN!!”…SHE WORKS WONDERS..ASK YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD BOY!.. THESE GIRLS THINK THERE KUTE.. UGHHH SMELL THE REALITY!!!!! UGLY FAT B*TCHES!!!..LIKEE EWWWWW!!!!!!!! -MANDA-BEAR!

It must hard brushing your teeth when you never wake up at your house.  You may wanna consider some alternatives…for your health.- nik



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Average

March 3, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, FSU 0

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is in my class and dosen’t seem like your average wh*re. I wonder if she is and if you can tell how? Would you?

Below average lets be realistic, average would be a 4-6 she tops out at 2.- nik



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Pike Dream Girl At FSU

February 24, 2011 FSU, Miami, The Dirty 79

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Ok so there is this contest called “Pike Dreamgirl” at FSU. The winner gets to represent Pi Kappa Alpha which is the top frat here. The top two in the running are from top rival sororities, Elle the blonde (a KD) and Kelsi the brunette (a DG). People at FSU are acting like this is the determination about which is the better, hotter sorority. Which one would you choose?

They are both ugly, but I would choose Kelsi the brunette DG even though I hate her neck wrinkles.- nik



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Angel From Heaven

February 14, 2011 FSU, Tampa, The Dirty, Would You? 23

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, in the post “The State of Florida Produces The Hottest Girl”, many people commented on the girl in the pink dress being the hottest. Her name is Danielle, sometimes her friends Bree because of her last name. She is so hot and really nice, something I wouldn’t expect. So Nik, is this the girl you would get black out drunk for?

That was the girl, but she looked way better from afar. These pictures ruined it for me.- nik

ALSO SEE: The State Of Florida Produces The Hottest Girls



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Pretty Rich Girl

February 11, 2011 FSU, Tallahassee, The Dirty 30

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girls name is Lauren. My roommate is in the same sorority as her, and I have a class with her.  I honestly think she is one of the prettiest girls on campus. You can tell she comes from money, she sits in all my classes and shops online the whole time (and actually buys). Her parents obviously make a lot of money. When you meet her in person, she has huge boobs. What do you think Nik?

I don’t find her attractive at all, her face looks weird to me. Maybe it is her smile which makes all the weird laugh line wrinkles that bother me?- nik



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The State Of Florida Produces The Hottest Girls

February 10, 2011 FSU, Tampa, The Dirty 35

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these group of girls are Delta Gammas at Florida State. I think they are all pretty hot. All the dgs at FSU are hot and skinny. What do you think Nik?  Do you agree with me when I say the hottest girls on earth come from Florida?

There is only one girl in this picture I would get black out drunk with (doesn’t count in black out mode according to college studies).- nik



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