Ft. Lauderdale Girls


attention seekers

attention seekers

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, everyone in the ft lauderdale area thinks these chicks are hot… What do you think?

Miami chicks are all orange, meaning they will look like shriveled up prunes in about 10 years.- nik

FSU Dirtbag


FSU dirtbag

FSU dirtbag

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik, Im not used to the dirty and this is my first post… Let me just tell you I met this guy out in orlando with my girlfriends a few months ago – he told me he had a girlfriend but they were going through “issues” come ot find out this sk*nk had one the whole time and was trying to hook up with me. Hes not even that hot in person compared to some of his pictures. Is there any good men out there!?!

Never trust a man who wears a V-Neck.  To answer your question… yes there are, but you will always go after losers because mentally you can’t live without the drama.- nik

FSU’s Finest? I Think Not!!!


FSU's finest?  I think NOT!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik,  So…this is Lauren, Carly, Val and Danae. All of these girl used to be a DG at FSU a couple years ago, and now all of them live in south FL, except the one that looks like a cougar…Carly! They are some of the biggest wh*res to ever set foot at FSU, and all have really bad reputations throughout the whole state of FL. Sad! What do you think of the adderal a*dict wh*res, Nik?

I thought Florida was supposed to have hot chicks? What is happening to college girls in America?- nik

Some Fine FSU Girls


Some Fine FSU Specimens

Some Fine FSU Specimens

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Mayhem Promotionz is a bunch of FSU guys that think they’re the sh*t….they obviously are, you can tell by these fine ladies…thank god i just transferred out of there.

By transferred do you mean failed out because they drank too much?- nik

Would You?


Would you?

Would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, So this chick’s name is Amanda. She thinks she is good looking and all the fat b*tch does is walk around half naked, looking for some, wait, ANYBODY to f*ck for drugs. She gets drunk all the time, and lets guys run trains on her. So tell me nik, would you?

Answer: No, are you serious? She needs to lose about 150 lbs, and I probably still wouldn’t even then.

FSU Sk*nk


How about this beezy from FSU

THE DIRTY ARMY: How bout’ this beezy on the left from FSU, Nik?? Them big fake ol’ t*tties love to bounce around. Word is she gets around tally-h*e hardcore! I was thinking along the lines of Blonkey’s third cousin? She’s always in the bars seeking attention. GO GATORS!

Sticking your arm out does not make it look thinner, I can only imagine how much it jiggles.- nik

Florida Promo Models


 Florida Promo Models

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these two do promotions for different companies throughout Florida. Would You?

Answer: No, they have beat faces and are in desperate need of +2′s.

Jacksonville Girls


Jacksonville Girls

THE DIRTY ARMY: I noticed people saying there aren’t any hot ladies in Jacksonville. I just have to know, Nik… Which one (if any) Would you?

Answer: No, they are shims and they need to lay off the Vaseline, seriously this cannot be the best you have Jacksonville.

Norwegian Sk*nk


Norwegian Skank

Norwegian Skank

THE DIRTY ARMY: *Warning*This is Amanda Also know as “Noraway” Or Gana-herpa-sifi-aids…She has spred so many things around volusia county that the virus is unknown at this point and its imunne to antibiotics…so watch out for this nasty h*e she likes to pray on just about anybody you can find her in downtown orlando,daytona,miami just about anywhere in Florida…So watch out to those men that thinks she looks good in any way.

She should be deported, she is a hazard to the state of Florida.- nik

Call Me W


Call Me W

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- This guy only refers to himself as W. If you try and call him by his real name, he won’t even respond. He thinks he’s on the same level as other one name wonders . . . but in reality, he’s just a major creeper who trolls South Florida for boys. Nik you have to put this creeper on blast, at least to make sure no other boys fall victim.

I’m guessing he likes to stop and smell the flowers, and bask in his homo glory.- nik