THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Alex. He is the biggest loser in Fort Lauderdale. He has no friends b/c he is a real weirdo. He is soo creppy. I know a few girls that attempted to hook up with him and this guy has a Huge problem getting it up and keeping it hard! (TRUTH) You can find him on the beach with his GROSS hard nipples! EWW! Look at those things Nik, have you ever seen a guy with nipples like that?
He needs a nipple reduction stat.- nik