THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is lee, she is the sl*ttiest gurl in town. Everytime she goes out she dresses in the skimpiest stuff around. She’s got great +2′s but they kept falling out all night.

Those +2′s are total armpit resters, and they don’t make up for her beat face.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Caroline. She is what has been described to me as a SIF–a “Secret Internet Fatty”. And it couldn’t be truer. This girl is the wh*re to end all wh*res. When she was 17, she was dating some 21 year old f*ckhead/Marine who refused to use condoms, and she, therefore got pregnant. Nobody wanted to help her, not even her closest friends and family; they were all too “catholic” to deal with some pregnant teen. Needless to say, her family kicked her out, and she married the 21 year old f*ckhead/Marine. Like most f*ckheads/Marines, he got deployed to Iwakuni, Japan, and fell in love with a 40 year old concubine. Caroline, being the sad, stupid girl she is has decided that she was going to go on a mission to eat every single piece of food that has ever been made. She has blown up like a motherf*cking balloon, and she lures guys over to her apartment with sexy pictures like the first one I sent in and lets them f*ck her, get drunk off of her alcohol, while her baby sits in her crib in the corner of the room. Oh yeah, and she’s still only 19. I move you give her the Mommy of the Year award, Nik. What do you think?

Seems to like you fell victim to her fatty ways.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik I always wondered what girls did on their nights out…Is it just me or do girls always get a whole lot crazier then guys, this is why you can never trust em.

These girls look like they smell like hot garbage.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, poor thing thought painting a beautiful butterfly on her face would make her beautiful too.  But she definitely turned into a elephant with some war paint on.

This girl is taking the MAC Forcefield to a whole new level.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Pamela. She gives some lucky guys great lap dances at the clubs,  she aint even a stripper.

Whether you are dancing for drinks or dollars, you are a stripper.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik thought you would like too see this guy, Big, he is perfect dirty material…He is a small big guy, his feet don’t even hit the ground from the couch lol.

I bet he keeps weights on the other end to prevent it from tipping over.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Ron he is in his 40′s and is now trying to model and thinks he has a chance…If this shot doesn’t scream ‘I am for the gay’ then I don’t know what does.

This guy needs to tan if he wants to be in Frog’s A-Team.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Shalya it looks like this women has aged poorly.  I still see this girl working at the strip club, i don’t know how she is able to keep her job.

What the hell is that growth on her arm?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Aaron he is a dancer or should I say male stripper..Knew this kid was gay since the day I met him ad look at him now, his parents must be proud.

I think the Snuggle Bear is giving him some under the sheets loving.- nik