THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik I was having a hard time figuring out what these things were…I seriously still cannot tell if those are chicks or some dudes.

I think these two have interchangeable genitalia.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik here are some of the Washington D.C. hooter girls…I don’t know how they are still in business out here.  I am dissipointed every time I go to a hooters nowadays.

I love how they put Token and Fatty on the two ends.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik thought you would like too rag on this chick….I don’t know what she was thinking when she walked out the door.

She was thinking ‘damn I hope this tape tucks my Greg in all night’.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik the girl with the glasses is Kelly and you will never see her without a drink in her hand.  She is worthless she cannot do anything except get smashed and make a fool out of herself.  She cannot even heat herself up a can of soup, she is destined for failure in life.

Bitter beer face?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Rich a w**d smoking, beer drinking obnoxious b*tch.  This gay boy looks like he is corrupting a little girl in this picture which is odd cause he is for the gays…This guy thinks he is the coolest guy on earth and is just an obnoxious drunk who talks way too much and thinks he’s everybodys friend.  This guy is lame.

Nice plastic plants douchetard.- nik