THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik here is one of Washington’s D.C.’s superheroes lol  His name is captain prospect.  You can find him running around town posting up wanted pictures of felons or handing out flyers with safety tips on it.  This guy is hilarious he has a superhero team as well which runs around town in costume as well.

Are they called Team Never Gonna Get Laid?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Dan he is a fat slob who thinks he is some karate master.  He acts like he is tough and can take anybody he is just a loser douchebag who can’t get a girl to save his life.

Why take karate when you can just beat them with your scent?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Rosee a golf instructor Rumor has it that she hooks up with most of her clients.  Funny thing about that is they are usually teenage guys.  This is really putting mom’s money too good use, would you have spent your allowance on her Nik?

No, her face looks like it belongs on the Senior Tour.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I don’t know what is more embarrassing those ghetto a** cheese fries or this guy, DJ Reed R.  Yup I said it a DJ, a very dirty one who will do any drug he gets at his shows and try to pick up girls in a very sleezy manor.  Make sure you stay clear of this slimeball.

Those look like the worst fries I have ever seen.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik some toga party eh…That skanky girl molesting that guy in the red is Janelle.  She is very free flowing, one with nature and all human beings and shit like that if ya know what I mean.  I like how the guy (tyson i think) is looking at his drink while she is ready to get down and dirty right there. I love his nipple ring tat, those are the coolest lol

Clear cups and ugly girls. This party must have sucked.- nik