She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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Beware She Is A Man
Posted in Georgetown, Washington DC | January 22nd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here is the DIIIIRRRTY: Chick is really a man, her daddy paid for the surgery and the meds, and has noooo chest!! Nooooo ASSS…looks like a man, has the adams apple 2!!!!!! Her men keep running away, and leave her to cry, and get more surgery done!!! Poor thang! Guys beware!!!! You never know what cha really with…especially since she chases anything and everything with a P! She wants a man to love her but they just keep runnin!!
Its the hair, nobody wants to deal with that mess..or of course the greg they find down below.- nik
Back To School
Posted in ASU, Alabama, Arizona / UofA, Auburn, BYU, Chico State, Clemson, Colorado, Colorado State, East Carolina University, FSU, Florida Gators, Fresno State, George Washington University, Georgetown, Georgia, Gonzaga, Harvard, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas State, MSU, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Missouri, Montana State, NC State, Navy, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Oregon, Oregon State, Penn State, Pitt, Rutgers, South Florida, Southern Illinois University, Stanford, TCU, Tennessee, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, The Dirty, UCLA, UCONN, UCSB, UMASS, UNC, UNLV, USC, Utah, Utah State, VCU | August 20th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???
Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik
Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here
If you don’t see your school just email me to add it. Freshman 15 for life!
Nasty
Posted in Atlanta, Georgetown, Georgia | August 17th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch thinks she is hot, please explain to her why she is not.
I didn’t know chipmunks were into tanning.- nik
Fat Wh*re
Posted in George Washington University, Georgetown, Washington DC | April 29th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Caroline. She is what has been described to me as a SIF–a “Secret Internet Fatty”. And it couldn’t be truer. This girl is the wh*re to end all wh*res. When she was 17, she was dating some 21 year old f*ckhead/Marine who refused to use condoms, and she, therefore got pregnant. Nobody wanted to help her, not even her closest friends and family; they were all too “catholic” to deal with some pregnant teen. Needless to say, her family kicked her out, and she married the 21 year old f*ckhead/Marine. Like most f*ckheads/Marines, he got deployed to Iwakuni, Japan, and fell in love with a 40 year old concubine. Caroline, being the sad, stupid girl she is has decided that she was going to go on a mission to eat every single piece of food that has ever been made. She has blown up like a motherf*cking balloon, and she lures guys over to her apartment with sexy pictures like the first one I sent in and lets them f*ck her, get drunk off of her alcohol, while her baby sits in her crib in the corner of the room. Oh yeah, and she’s still only 19. I move you give her the Mommy of the Year award, Nik. What do you think?
Seems to like you fell victim to her fatty ways.- nik
Girls Night Out
Posted in George Washington University, Georgetown, Washington DC | April 17th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik I always wondered what girls did on their nights out…Is it just me or do girls always get a whole lot crazier then guys, this is why you can never trust em.
These girls look like they smell like hot garbage.- nik
War Paint
Posted in George Washington University, Georgetown, Washington DC | April 16th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, poor thing thought painting a beautiful butterfly on her face would make her beautiful too. But she definitely turned into a elephant with some war paint on.
This girl is taking the MAC Forcefield to a whole new level.- nik
Stripper?
Posted in George Washington University, Georgetown, Washington DC, Would You? | April 15th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Pamela. She gives some lucky guys great lap dances at the clubs, she aint even a stripper.
Whether you are dancing for drinks or dollars, you are a stripper.- nik
Stumpy
Posted in George Washington University, Georgetown, Washington DC | April 14th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik thought you would like too see this guy, Big, he is perfect dirty material…He is a small big guy, his feet don’t even hit the ground from the couch lol.
I bet he keeps weights on the other end to prevent it from tipping over.- nik
Farmer Tan
Posted in George Washington University, Georgetown, Washington DC | April 10th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Ron he is in his 40’s and is now trying to model and thinks he has a chance…If this shot doesn’t scream ‘I am for the gay’ then I don’t know what does.
This guy needs to tan if he wants to be in Frog’s A-Team.- nik
Time To Retire
Posted in George Washington University, Georgetown, Washington DC | April 9th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Shalya it looks like this women has aged poorly. I still see this girl working at the strip club, i don’t know how she is able to keep her job.
What the hell is that growth on her arm?- nik
