THE DIRTY ARMY: So there is a bartendeer in town here in Athens, ga named Sam Bellflower. “Skank-mantha” if you will. She works at Nowhere bar, which is appropriate because shes going nowhere. Except maybe in the trash like the filthy cum sock she is. She quite possibly might be the most RATCHET bitch ever. So about a month ago we were out having drinks, gettin SAUCED. I didn’t think that the night was going too bad, as i was DEFINITELY going to be able to fuck this poor, soulless ginger. Gingers need love too, right? Well, I should have known something was up when she was trying to hide behind me in a few encounters we had with some ppl who seemed to have something they needed to address with her.. Also, what fucking adult wears goddamn cat ears?!?!?!?! Soooo…. I hooked up with her. At this point i’m now qestioning my sexuality due to the fact she is built like a 12 year old boy….. Am i a gay pedophile?! holy shit…Ive seen ppl swell up from a punch bigger than her “tits” were. thats not all, though…. About a week later come to find out she has given me a “round of applause.” And by that i mean, SHE GAVE ME THE CLAP!!!! Stay away from her if you want to keep happy testes…. Users be warned.
Not all flowers bloom.- nik