10.29.09

Gators Wear Jean Shorts

Georgia is going to whoop on Florida.  This kid decided.


Nik Richie

10.05.09

WTF Happened?

Posted in Atlanta, Georgia

WTF Happen?

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Buffy the Body..on the right of course..Now she is just a video hoe with a huge ass but damn..from the videos i though she looked a little better..good lighting i guess but looks like shes put on a few LB’S herself.

That is a dude, with some killer bangs.  These video girls are probably some of the nastiest girls I have ever seen.-nik


Nik Richie

10.04.09

TLP Monstars

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this one isn’t even really fair, they’re just way too easy to make fun of but it must be done. Let me introduce you to tanner, ryan, peter, and few other randoms no one really cares about so we don’t try to learn their names. They are all part of the TLP Monstars. What is that exactly? Their rap group. Yes, they rap. Or try. Whichever way you want to look at it. TLP is the name of a road (towne lake parkway) which a majority of them live off of. They’re all at least 21 and spend their spare time drinking in their parent’s basements where they still live and taking pictures in front of their cars. They have matching TLP tattoos located on random parts of their bodies. And apparently they’re gangsters. Which gang the belong to I’m not sure. They’re always throwing a different sign in every picture. I don’t think they even know what have of their little hand poses mean.. Now, please, tell me, what do you think?

I love it when a group of white kids think they are rappers because they have one black friend.- nik


Nik Richie

09.24.09

Not Again

Posted in Atlanta, Georgia

Milf? I think NOT!

Milf? I think NOT!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Well, this is Ashlee “S*nchez”. I quote because she got knocked up and married after dating a guy for three months. Did I mention this is the SECOND time she’s been knocked up in the past two years? Oh yeah. First kid, her parents had to adopt because she was too busy blowing her money up her nose to take care of it and now she has a second baby on the way. I’d consider it a curse to have to call that half donkey creature “mom”. Yuck, I shudder at the thought. Trashy five-head b*tch. She’s pregnant for the second time, no job, and she spends her husband’s army checks before he gets home.

Some people just shouldn’t be allowed to be parents.- nik


Nik Richie

08.20.09

SGM Fron Kennesaw?

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THE DIRTY ARMY: ok nik. so you got a huge drug attict and austin who just got outta jail from goin around stealing electronics out of peoples cars THEN you courtney who is the biggest sl** in kennesaw sleeps with all the guys. real or fake sgm?

Fake

Real SGM don’t pretend they are sucking Greg’s in pictures.- nik


Nik Richie

08.20.09

Back To School

Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!


Nik Richie

08.18.09

Erin Andrews Gets Down And Dirty

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THE DIRTY ARMY: (Fox News) Three months before a video of her walking around her hotel room nude was illegally shot through a peephole, ESPN sideline reporter Erin Andrews did a down-and-dirty photo shoot for the September GQ magazine, which just hit stands.

Today, though the investigation into the illegal videotaping seems to have stalled, Andrews’ career is in high gear. And she likes it that way.

“I’ve always looked out for my career first,” she tells the magazine. “That’s not to say I don’t want to have kids and get married. But the guys I’ve dated are happy I’m not calling them twenty-four-seven. They’ve got their own stuff going on; that’s a good fit for me.”

As long as that stuff doesn’t include any peephole videotaping!

More at GQ.com

Why is the DIRTY ARMY always right?  Told you it was all staged to help her career.  Typical Squirter.- nik


Nik Richie

08.17.09

Nasty

nasty as f*ck

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch thinks she is hot, please explain to her why she is not. 

I didn’t know chipmunks were into tanning.- nik


Nik Richie

08.11.09

Maxim’s Hometown Hottie

Maxim's Hometown Dumbass

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is a young one. She is only 22 but claims she has been bartending for 8 years. You do the math. She is very cute and sweet, but so dumb. She’s applying for Maxim’s Hometown Hottie’s and I happened to run across her submittal video. Not only did she had nothing to say. But she giggled, just kinda’ stood there and said “Ummmmm,” while brushing her hair at least 20 times, then did a little dance talking about the Hottie with a Body. To top it off, I know you’ll love this Nik. She is now ‘in love’ and ‘dating’ your favorite Atlanta bad boy, COCKSTAR! Yes, the skunk haired club promoter. They’re going to go far together.

Some +2’s and some lipo to get rid of the lumps in her armpits and she will be good to go.- nik


Nik Richie

08.06.09

Matthew Stafford Doesn’t Know When To Stop

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I got a HOT story for you man.  My name is Todd and I went to the University of Georgia with our your boy Matthew Stafford.  Just like all college jocks your boy Matty loved the chicks but he had one thing that he was KNOWN for…and that was banging out very drunk girls.  He did it so much we started to call it pulling a “Staffy” at our frat house.  It is when you get the girl you are with so drunk that even if you have to drag her ass back to your room, you know she will put out.  Can we get The Dirty Army to start using the term “pulling a Staffy” if they bang out a really drunk chick? 

Looks like Matty is pulling a Staffy… it is like a bear taking his hunt (victim) into the woods.  Some people just sh*t in the woods, but not this guy.  Dirty Sanchez make sure you are taking notes because No means No.- nik


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"