Greg Oden's Purple Crayon Exposed
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Georgia On Your Mind
Posted in Atlanta, Georgia, Would You? | January 22nd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik since you’re on a brunette kick this year…this girl works at the Hooters in Newnan, Georgia. She’s got personality and she likes to have fun. What do you think? And most importantly, would you?
Answer: No. She has a mans torso and I don’t like that ripple in her cheek.
Gators Wear Jean Shorts
Posted in Florida Gators, Georgia, The Dirty | October 29th, 2009Georgia is going to whoop on Florida. This kid decided.
WTF Happened?
Posted in Atlanta, Georgia | October 5th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Buffy the Body..on the right of course..Now she is just a video hoe with a huge ass but damn..from the videos i though she looked a little better..good lighting i guess but looks like shes put on a few LB’S herself.
That is a dude, with some killer bangs. These video girls are probably some of the nastiest girls I have ever seen.-nik
TLP Monstars
Posted in Atlanta, Georgia, The Dirty | October 4th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this one isn’t even really fair, they’re just way too easy to make fun of but it must be done. Let me introduce you to tanner, ryan, peter, and few other randoms no one really cares about so we don’t try to learn their names. They are all part of the TLP Monstars. What is that exactly? Their rap group. Yes, they rap. Or try. Whichever way you want to look at it. TLP is the name of a road (towne lake parkway) which a majority of them live off of. They’re all at least 21 and spend their spare time drinking in their parent’s basements where they still live and taking pictures in front of their cars. They have matching TLP tattoos located on random parts of their bodies. And apparently they’re gangsters. Which gang the belong to I’m not sure. They’re always throwing a different sign in every picture. I don’t think they even know what have of their little hand poses mean.. Now, please, tell me, what do you think?
I love it when a group of white kids think they are rappers because they have one black friend.- nik
Not Again
Posted in Atlanta, Georgia | September 24th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Well, this is Ashlee “S*nchez”. I quote because she got knocked up and married after dating a guy for three months. Did I mention this is the SECOND time she’s been knocked up in the past two years? Oh yeah. First kid, her parents had to adopt because she was too busy blowing her money up her nose to take care of it and now she has a second baby on the way. I’d consider it a curse to have to call that half donkey creature “mom”. Yuck, I shudder at the thought. Trashy five-head b*tch. She’s pregnant for the second time, no job, and she spends her husband’s army checks before he gets home.
Some people just shouldn’t be allowed to be parents.- nik
SGM Fron Kennesaw?
Posted in Georgia, Scissor Gang Mafia | August 20th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: ok nik. so you got a huge drug attict and austin who just got outta jail from goin around stealing electronics out of peoples cars THEN you courtney who is the biggest sl** in kennesaw sleeps with all the guys. real or fake sgm?
Fake
Real SGM don’t pretend they are sucking Greg’s in pictures.- nik
Back To School
Posted in ASU, Alabama, Arizona / UofA, Auburn, BYU, Chico State, Clemson, Colorado, Colorado State, East Carolina University, FSU, Florida Gators, Fresno State, George Washington University, Georgetown, Georgia, Gonzaga, Harvard, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas State, MSU, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Missouri, Montana State, NC State, Navy, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Oregon, Oregon State, Penn State, Pitt, Rutgers, South Florida, Southern Illinois University, Stanford, TCU, Tennessee, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, The Dirty, UCLA, UCONN, UCSB, UMASS, UNC, UNLV, USC, Utah, Utah State, VCU | August 20th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???
Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik
Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here
If you don’t see your school just email me to add it. Freshman 15 for life!
Erin Andrews Gets Down And Dirty
Posted in Florida Gators, Georgia, New England, The Dirty | August 18th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: (Fox News) Three months before a video of her walking around her hotel room nude was illegally shot through a peephole, ESPN sideline reporter Erin Andrews did a down-and-dirty photo shoot for the September GQ magazine, which just hit stands.
Today, though the investigation into the illegal videotaping seems to have stalled, Andrews’ career is in high gear. And she likes it that way.
“I’ve always looked out for my career first,” she tells the magazine. “That’s not to say I don’t want to have kids and get married. But the guys I’ve dated are happy I’m not calling them twenty-four-seven. They’ve got their own stuff going on; that’s a good fit for me.”
As long as that stuff doesn’t include any peephole videotaping!
Why is the DIRTY ARMY always right? Told you it was all staged to help her career. Typical Squirter.- nik
Nasty
Posted in Atlanta, Georgetown, Georgia | August 17th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch thinks she is hot, please explain to her why she is not.
I didn’t know chipmunks were into tanning.- nik
Maxim’s Hometown Hottie
Posted in Atlanta, Cock Star, Georgia, The Dirty | August 11th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is a young one. She is only 22 but claims she has been bartending for 8 years. You do the math. She is very cute and sweet, but so dumb. She’s applying for Maxim’s Hometown Hottie’s and I happened to run across her submittal video. Not only did she had nothing to say. But she giggled, just kinda’ stood there and said “Ummmmm,” while brushing her hair at least 20 times, then did a little dance talking about the Hottie with a Body. To top it off, I know you’ll love this Nik. She is now ‘in love’ and ‘dating’ your favorite Atlanta bad boy, COCKSTAR! Yes, the skunk haired club promoter. They’re going to go far together.
Some +2’s and some lipo to get rid of the lumps in her armpits and she will be good to go.- nik
