THE DIRTY ARMY: hey nik! so i have this girl ive seen out and about…her names brittany williamson and shes from kennesaw (of course) she thinks shes a model b.c she sucks dicks to get into magazines like Jazebel ( who no one reads or cares about) hey britt! why dont u get into a real magazine then run around thinkin ur the shit lol. anyways shes got a horrible attitude, she sucks at life, and looks like a fukin gremlin this bitch is def. in serious need of a roasting from u…maybe u can bring this fugly hoe ass back down to earth..i mean come on! she hides behind long stringy black hair ( thank god!) a freakin 5 head….and jaw bones like a mans…wait! maybe she is a man…cuz shes got no t*tties or ass either….wouldnt be surprised if shes packin! hahaaa we all hate her and will spit in her face next time we see her “modeling hott self” PS~ I wouldnt be surprised if shes sharing her diseases with more than her friends boyfriends and pretty much any random guy she can find to give her attention. sooo Nik- just let me know if were wrong here or if this trick is out her damn mind thinkin shes americas next top model….p.s.s~ just because u model for :dirty shirty: doesnt mean u made it….they will let almost anyone model these days!

You are correct sir…and horses don’t usually have flabby bodies but I guess I was wrong.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: ok friends this is the scoop…Nik this kid is the biggest purple crayon you’ll ever see on this site! Hes a stripper…in a gay club which would be pretty cool if he wasnt such a douche bag….when he drinks he thinks hes “gucci man” wearing hes hard earned gucci gear looking like a dumb ass. Hes a white trash version of macaulay culkin. Hes a horrible friend…and doesnt deserve to breath the air in atlanta. hahaha hes such a bitch and he will prolly cry when he reads this …its ok Trevor….we all know what u do in the back of the VIP.

Those old creey guys must love his boyish good looks and big mouth.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok Nik Seriously!?!? Wtf is going on here!?!? Are these women? or transvesties?? WOULD YOU DO ANY OF THEM? i mean there hair looks disgusting!?! wtf is up with the makeup!?!? omg the fake saggy breasts!! the asshyy skin!!! COME ON SOO NOT HOT!!

Answer: no. You can usually tell its a shim if their +2’s need to be tacked on so low.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok nik, these two girls think they are the most amazing things in Atlanta. Marian(blonde sorta) and Mellisa(burnette) They are club rats from kennesaw and do nothing but drugs and get wasted. They post the most annoying non-sense on facebook about how they are waiting in the other ones bed, joke about having a threesome, and more attention getting techniques. They post the worst pictures ever too. From what it seems they are now roommates. Best thing is that they met because marian was f*cking mellisa’s boyfriend and threatened to beat her up. What fakeass girls. Im am almost sure Marian has an STD…can someone please tell her she looks like a clown alien and Mellisa looks like something off the adams family…. ughhh just looking at them makes me feel dirty…they will probably love the attention but really please put these two on blast for what they really are. Marian is the leading alien and mellisa is her follower.

I am pretty sure they are lesbians and love each other.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik everyone talks about how cute chipmunks are and how they wish they had one…well how about a human version of one? does this also make her cute?

Answer: no. It just means she looks like a chipmunk…which is an animal.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Candice A. from Athens, GA! She is one of, if not the biggest sl*t in the town! She screws everyone and anyone who will pay her more than 5 minutes of attention! She is disgusting and sleeping with as many people as she has been with should not seen as cool..which is the way she sees it! Being with that many people doesn’t make you hot, it makes you a nasty h*e! Advice to her…keep you legs closed and grow up!

Why do all the girls in athens have chubby faces and big chompers? I’m sure it’s a magnet for the purple crayon.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl claims to be a model Nik. I think its just an excuse to not have a real job! Tell me…would you?

Answer: no.  They fell on their faces too many times learning to fly.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this ho, Stella R*yt**, thinks she is the hottest sh*t in Kennesaw. She’s a senior in high school but she looks like she’s middle-aged. She does not need to be walking around dressed like a slut and showing her stomach when she looks like a fat cow. This is the nastiest piece of trash in Kennesaw. Would you?

She looks like a coupon lady, I would change lanes if I saw her in the check out line at the grocery store.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik since you’re on a brunette kick this year…this girl works at the Hooters in Newnan, Georgia. She’s got personality and she likes to have fun. What do you think? And most importantly, would you?

Answer: No.  She has a mans torso and I don’t like that ripple in her cheek.

Georgia is going to whoop on Florida.  This kid decided.