THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Anna Watson.  She is college football’s strongest female cheerleader and damn she is ripped.  I have no doubt she can kick my ass and most mens as well.  She is buff as hell… She is a very religious girl and believes in putting the LORD before anyone, I think she is perfect for Tim Tebow and I would not be surprised to see them together sometime in the next 6 months.

She needs to be tested for steroids, something is not right.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Hali Adams.  I dated her for a while when she was Hali Hope-Ross.  Shes 25 and lives in  Atlanta.  I found out she was playing me for multiple people then suddenly found out I have a DRD.  This girl has ruined my life and now I find out shes married to some dude twice her age and he bought her +2′s.  She can be seen running around Atlanta clubs promoting her bikini line, where one of her models admit she ripped off the tags from tomtop brand bikinis and put on her own and overprices them.  She constantly texts me talking sh*t about him and talks about how she wants to move to LA and leave him once her business booms.  She also hired models for her bikinis but she fired them all because she’s egotistic and wanted to be the only one modeling her “own” bikinis and apparently her new man is under fbi investigation for fraud because he made multiple websites pretending to be a rent-to-own real estate agent and stealing peoples money.  And now they’re both suing her parents for emotional distress after disagreeing with their wedding months ago because theyre STILL money-hungry.  Please help me make sure these people are known for who they really are Nik.

The old dudes hair is classic. Let me guess… his favorite movie is Desperado.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so let me just start off by saying all these girls think that they are the sh*t.  All they do is start drama, I for one think they are all fake b*tches and need to be put on blast.  The one in the middle with the white dress is the worst she is such a fake ass person with fake ass t*ts.  She thinks that everyone should worship the ground she walks on.  Her own husbands family hates her even her own family.  That should say alot, I just wanted to put all these stupid fake ass b*tches on blast because they are just a waste of everyones time.

What is wrong with fake t*ts?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch right here is Brittany Avila. The walking drd of Atlanta and UGA. This Fake ass ho* plays nice to your Face then F*cks your man. She goes from bar to bar f*cking her friends boyfriends & the slut has a  outbreak almost every week on her lips. Between her Orange spray tan  I think is enough to stay away from this b*tch Nik!

Judging by the lips is the one of the right (my right).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy poses to be in a Fraternity often times saying he is in FiJi or Kappa Sig. He does not even go to Georgia but walks around campus trying to f*ck girls. He attempted to have *nal sex with my friend in the bathroom on campus! Another one of my friends went on a date with him. Then the next day she found out he didn’t even use his real name. If you see him on campus… RUN!!! The only goal in this guy’s life is to stick it in your *ss. (yeah its 3.5 inches).

He’s probably in his 30′s and married.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Amanda B. an Athens legend when it comes to laying on her back.  She’s what people like to call a DRD carrying wh*re.  Apparently she likes to get drunk and talk about these alleged DRDs. She lovessss sleeping with other girls boyfriends. They probally only want her when their own lady won’t give it up and their hammered drunk and can’t see that her vagina looks like a roastbeef and cheddar sandwich. The only friends she has are the ones shes likes to use / the ones she pays for in her slore of a sorority. As soon as you walk out of the room she’ll talk mad sh*t about you to make herself look better. Because lets face it other than a pretty face this girl doesn’t have much going for her. This girl talks sh*t about how unintelligent people are yet she dates that 25 year old loser who doesn’t even have a college degree. Whose also balding which is pretty hard to miss. He also sells drugs and buys her fatass longhorns four nights out of the week with his mom’s money. She’s pretty much a vampire who sucks you dry and moves on to the next one. And trust me you don’t want her sucking anything of yours!

She should be kicked out of her sorority. I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this young fellow seems to think he has mass swagggaaaa. but the truth is, HE DOESNT. blue khaki pants? are u foooo reallllzies? he dresses like a gay! like please, come out of the closet already and admit you like it up the *sshole. he tries to cover it up by acting like he gets all da bitchhezz. he thinks hes wheelin night n day, but it just aint happenin broski. watch out ladiez his charm is not what it seems. he just calls every girl beautiful so dont feel special. he will have sex with you and then neve rtalk to you again — if he gets that lucky. most likely to have herpes btdubbbss.

Your submitting this guy for wearing blue khakis and other gay attire…for shame.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: So these two thought it would be cool to steal from a 13 yr girls lemon aid stand. The guy then sped off in a car leaving his girlfriend behind to take the heat, he was arrested later on that night…Dirty enough for the site? [Click Here To Read Full Story]

Talk about degenerates… “Chelsea Edwards, 13, and two of her friends were selling lemonade to raise money for the care of her 2-year-old cousin, Logan Varnadoe, CNN affiliate WXIA reported. Logan has had multiple surgeries for an intestinal disorder and was born with part of his brain missing, according to WXIA. He and his parents are to be flown soon from Georgia to Cincinnati for advanced treatment. The lemonade sales were meant to defray the cost.”- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Caitlyn Renee Kelley!!! Cheated on me multiple times with different guys while I was away training in the Army. Stay away from this girl, she will drain your bank account and screw anything that walks.

You should be relieved, it was a blessing in disguise.  You don’t want that.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick was chosen for Playboy Girls of the SEC. Is she worth it? She thinks she is famous now. Help her out Nik, would you?

Answer: No, her ass flaps, she’s about 40lbs overweight and needs +2′s.